75 houseguests have graced the BB house before. 50 cameras, 76 microphones fill the house again this season for BB All-Stars.

Julie gathers the 20 potential hamsters and lies to them, saying that there will be (shock!) 14 houseguests this season because “the voting was so close.” She pulls the top four women’s names from a nomination box in the following order: Janelle, Erika, Nakomis, and Diane. They enter the house and freak. Janelle is not modest (also shock!) while they scramble for beds – they take the big one downstairs. Diane hates Erika.

Next the top four men: Howie, Kaysar, James and Jase. They enter the house. Will is pissed. Howie makes an ass out of himself (shock!). Jase freaks because it’s all BB6 people so far. Howie gropes the girls (shock!).

Marcellas is shocked he wasn’t voted in by America. Julie pulls the final six keys: Will, Danielle, Marcellas, Alison, Boogie and George. The rest are shocked (shock!). George acts like a moron (shock!).

Is dumbfuckery the twist?

The rest of the hamsters enter the house. Meet and greet, but Marcellas and Danielle still aren’t friends (shock!). Erika and Alison still aren’t friends (shock!).

Are you shocked yet?

The boys bond – against Kaysar. Kaysar, Alison and others target Will (who really needs to get some new material with that whole android bullshit).

Head of Household time: Twist alert! Two HoHs will share the HoH bedroom and nomination duties. They must agree on nominations or become the nominees. Time to play Falling Stars. Two platforms are filled by seven hamsters each. One group tosses “asteroids” at the other group. The last person standing is the first HoH, then they switch and do it the other way.

Nakomis knocks out Howie.
Danielle misses.
Kaysar knocks out Boogie.
Janelle knocks out Erika.
Nakomis knocks out James.
Diane knocks out Will.
Danielle knocks out Marcellas.
Jase is the first HoH.

SWITCH!

Howie knocks out Nakomis.
Will knocks out Kaysar.
James knocks out Diane.
Marcellas misses.
Jase knocks out Alison.
Erika knocks out George.
Howie knocks out Danielle.
Janelle is the second HoH.

Jase and Janelle grab their keys and the pandering/plotting begins – everyone else agrees BB6 is a threat. The HoH room is PIMP. Jase has a step-daughter.

Danielles starts her game. Way too freaking early. She wants to get Jase to disagree with Janelle and then the rest will vote out Janelle. Janelle catches wind of the plan and Danielle is now on her radar.

Nomination time, the keys are pulled in the following order: Marcellas, Erika, Nakomis, Diane, James, George, Kaysar, Boogie, Howie and Will.

Now the game really starts.

Full recap after the weekend.