Here's how it works. Someone (in this case me) starts with a topic and the letter A, and then the responses follow in alphabetical order. When we've reached Z, the next post should have a new topic and a new A to start us off with.

Topic: Other things on Allison Grodner's mind the day she came up with the Mole twist:

Avogadro constant (points to the one of you out there that got that)

Beer goggles. (It's how she dates).

Crazy Cartwheel Competition.

Dragging out the live show. (But next...)

Evel Dick, because I wouldn't put it past her to have him come back to be the mole.

Fangs. Vampires are hot right now.

A Gent's Genatalia, because you know she hasn't seen any for ...

Okay, that was cruel.

Hoors.

And yeah, I know it's spelled "whores" but this is BB we're talking about. I gradumatated from the Jordan Skool of Spellinng.

Impotence, which is what the mole will most likely suffer from.

Fixed it for ya!


Jessie's next appearance.

Kathy's handcuffs (because she can get arrested easier than laid).

Lowering our expectations with another Lame twist.

"I should probably get this Mole on my face looked at."

Nothing.
Do you really think this woman has anythign else going in her life other than BB?

Oxycodone. She was high on the last of her stash she bought from Adam.

Pinhead, and how to get him to wear that gorilla suit again.

Quickie with Jeff

Rats, hoped they sent in an exterminator and no more Ronnies get in.

Saboteur! Well, once one of the production monkeys told her what the word means.

Thinking up ways to get DICK! back into the house.

Unusually long periods of nothing.

Vengefully thinking of a way to torture US, not the hammies.

What's for dinner?

Xmas in July would be brilliant! With Jesse in a Santa suit!

Yellow walls! Those will look great on TV!

"Zach? Put the bunny suit on for mama."

New subject.

We have all seen the list of items the saboteur has access to. My opinion?

Dullsville.

So, what would your suggestion be for the saboteur to wreak havoc in the house?

Amber in the nude: Spread her pictures around the house.

Busto v. 2.0

Crowing every morning at dawn's first light like a rooster on steroids

Diverging from the norm and actually being a successful twist.

Earwax on toothbrushes.

F-bombs; lots of them.

Perhaps it's just my annual cry to bring back my MFMarvin.

Grenades. I don't care where they are placed, just blow someone up, please.

Hannibal the Cannibal.

Interruption; constant.

Bad Jokes.

Kleptomania then stashing the items around other house guests' beds.

Lying, and lots of it.

Monkeys! Poo flinging monkeys! How fun would that be?!

Nude sleepwalking, admittedly not as much fun as the poo flinging monkeys.

Operating heavy equipment after a drinking binge.

Pet peeves; learn them, live them.

Queso balnco, melted in shoes.

Re-enactment of Booger's suave moves with the ladies

Sic Hurricane Howie on the most boring and/or annoying hamsters.
But he has to be in full on Yapril rage demanding DORs!

The Spool of lies will come unraveled!

Taco parties - but this time make them sad and boring and uneventful!

Oh wait, BB doesn't need a saboteur for that...

Understanding of chemistry

Vultures. Not only are they creepy, but they'd scare the hell out of Britney.

WMD

Xenophobia.

Yellow stains on people's pillows.