No posting till the feeds return, please!

6:15 PM HT

We came back and they were still running and dropping cans; cans every where on the ground, Jordan still sitting there watching and no winner yet.

Then went back to Trivia just a glimse to keep us waiting.

6:30 still Trivia.

6:15pm HT

Feeds were back for 20 seconds.
Red and Blue had the most cans so far.

Feeds were back for just a few seconds. Looked like Michelle is close to the top on one tube and Russell was trailing behind her. I couldn't see the other hammies tubes.

Brief flash showed a very worried looking Jordan on the sidelines.
Russel looked confident and I think he had the orange cans which looked to be piled the highest. Jeff looked frustrated. Back to trivia.

We finally got the feeds back for about 20 seconds, Seeing as I did not see the live program, I would not tell you who was doing well. There were a couple of cylinders that were filled to the top, but was unable to see who was doing well.

Quick shot on quad shows Michele and Russell are each pretty close to filling one tube.

So it looks like Jeff won.

Jeff won!!!!
Kevin just said "Its cool that you won HOH"

Back, and I am sure glad that they showed the HOH competition, like Julie promised.

It sounds like Michele is a have not. Everybody seems very chatty and happy, so it's hard to say who won the competition.

I don't think that Russell or Kevin won. I think that Jeff may have won.

No one is letting on who won.

ETA: Man, I gotta' start listening harder. I did not hear Kevin say that.

Nominees?

Kevin and Russ. Just my guess.

6:36pmHT

Feeds are back, hammies are eating in the kitchen. I am guessing either Jeff or Kevin, but can't tell who won. Talk of being back on slop-- maybe Michelle, but this was HOH. Jeff seems pretty animated. Ruscle seems disappointed. So definitely not Ruscle or Michelle.

6:35pmHT
Sounds like Jeff won HOH as others have said. It also sounds like it was a combined have-not comp as Russ/Mic may be on slop maybe? The others are eating, but Mic is drinking a shake talking about losing more weight, and Russ isn't eating anything and Jordan says he can lose his 10 pounds now.

Jeff asks Jordan if it was exciting to watch -- she says not really. She appears to be eating too. Gnat was eating chips. Not sure if Kev is a have-not as he is not currently stuffing his maw like Gnat. He says they are the F6, how cool that is. Now talk of how mad Lydiot was when she left.

6:35pm HT

Feeds back. Michelle lost and is on slop.
Kevin was in the lead till Skippy told them they could use the gold cans.
Comp talk and now Lydia talk.
Not sure who won.

Confirmation - Jeff won HOH - said he gave Budha beer last week, came in second; and gave Buddha beer this week and came in first.

So cute. Jeff said he won HOH because of his beer offering to the Budda. "He like Coors and Budwieser"

JEFF WON HOH!

Jeff: I gave Buddha two beers last week I got second this week I got HOH.

6:40pmHT
Yes, he definitely won. Kevin says he forgot to do something with the Buddha. Jeff went over to the big red Buddha and mentions giving Buddha two beers the last two weeks and took second last week in HOH comp and won HOH this week. I thought he said bears, as in "da'bears" -- but it was beers. Mic says Buddha likes beers. Buddha likes Coors and Bud. And Jeff likes beers too. He's very hyper. Tells everyone else they need to get another "thing" -- beers for Buddha is his.

Now talk of Jeff and the technotronics Q during the POV, and dorkapotamus. All hammies in KT, laughing together having fun.

Jeff bitches that Lydia never did dishes, this is OUR house. He was mad at the others for cleaning up after her.

Kevin does not think Lydia really wanted the money. Natalie says Lydia told Jessie she worked for the top 5 celebrity in the world and we get Trivia. Heather did not want to be known, RIGHT!!

7:00 pm HT
They think that there will not be a comp tomorrow since there was the HOH and Have not at the same time. and they think Jordan lucked out by not having to comp and be a have not too.

Jeff hopes there will be beer tonight.

Jordan talking about the period talk being Aunt Flo, and more tampon talk for Natalie.

Russell yells beat Texas and how Jordan just told everyone on national tv about her friend that had a fat cootie.

Jeff called to DR, he is sweating still from the HOH comp and no shirt.

Jordan sitting on the counter again, They would have taken the $10,000 if it was a prize talk.
Now Jordan says if she goes to the jury without any prize she would be mad.

Natalie reminds them she has nothing too.

Michele says we are the Finale 6. Remember when there was 13 people in here.

Jeff still in DR, they make fun of Ronnie's picture and Jordan thinks Chima's picture is good and russell says to each his own, NO!! Skippy shows the memory wall.

They wonder who Jessie will be expecting. Natalie thinks her or Jeff. Kevin did not want to be alone with Jessie all week. He would have been alone because to Kevin Jessie does not exist.

Close up of Lydia's blonde picture. Natalie thinks they will have a party all week.

Kevin says he has a lot to catch up on. Guess he does not know about Chima.

Kevin says Chima heard that nick name about her all her life.

They talk about their DR's where they wanted them all to talk about Chima and we the triva board again.

Natalie needs to go to DR and ask for nail clippers, Michele also wonders who took them and Natalie says she will ask them in DR, maybe Chima or Lydia took them. (Michele has said before that Natalie had them on her shorts.)

Michele says they need to wash stuff that has ants on it.

Michele brought her hair color in and has to wait till they will let her color her hair, red.
Natalie says Michele has to flip a table to get permission like Lydia did.

They sit and wish for trips or luxury stuff. The unitard fit Lydia's personality. Natalie is so glad she did not take the HOH key.

Jordan's pants were so tight it looked like she had a cooter ball?????

Jordan talks about the questions and her guessing. The truffels in the pig sty.
Jordan was going with 50 because it was in the middle, but Michele said it did not matter who won, no one was going to use it.

Kevin tells them that he asked Jeff and Jordan if he can give Lydia a pity vote before the POV. Natalie acts like she was hurt he did not vote for her.

Jordan asks Natalie if she got worried when Jordan did not save Natalie. She says yea. Natalie reminds them that she did not win anything either.

Russell shirtless playing cards, no big deal.

Jeff still missing.

Back from trivia and Kevin and Natalie have went to the red room to talk about nominations and see hat is going to happen this week. Natalie and Kevin think they have final 4 with J*J.

Natalie says sorry you don't get my slippers after all but the thought counts Kevin never wanted Jessie's left overs, he wants his own.

Someone went to the pool room.

Michele and Jordan went back to bed. Michele says that leaves all the beer for Jeff this week.

Russell is sleeping in his bed too. I can't wait to see him on slop all week. He just had one day with everybody else last week.

Michele thinks since the skippers wore their selves out doing two comps today they will have a break. Jordan wants a luxury comp.

OK I am off to bed. Come on All nighters.

7:44PM HT

Natalie and Kevin plan their next move. They decide to wait until the nominations until doing anything. They were thinking about going to Jeff and Jordan and trying to make a F4 deal, pointing out that they are more trustworthy than Kevin or Michele.

Michele and Russell join Jordan in the pool room. Michele and Jordan are tring to figure out if there is going to be any luxury comps, because there is no Have/Have Not comp happening. Russell has decided to play the role of a mime, and just lies on his bed, looking at the ceiling; much like he did before the POV contest.

Back with Natalie and Kevin. It seems that they will turn their sights on Russell this week. Natalie starts eating, and this is another thing that she does that does not contribute any feminity to her persona. Plus, she must have her mike right on her mouth, because I can hear every disgusting smack of the Hot Tamale Candies that she is currently cramming into her gob.

Kevin is also pissy because he was leading in the contest, when the announcer said something or other that alerted the other HGs as to his strategy. He was ahead at the time.

How much strategy can their be to dropping a can in a tube?

8:38PM HT

Don't worry. You ain't missing much. Russell has taken to his bedroom of sulk, and is staring at the ceiling.

Jeff has been playing cards, and is chit chatting with Michele, who is planning to stay up all night.

Russell finally comes out, and asks if Michele would like some slop. She declines, but says that she will whip some up for him. Russell says that the only thing he is mad about, is that he won't get to drink all week. This makes Jeff happy, because pretty much the rest of the house does not drink, which means that Jeff will get the lion's share of the booze.

Slop talk. Jordan is asleep in the pool room. Natalie and Kevin are doing the same in the redrum.

ff posts.

9:30 HT

What's going on, you ask?

Nothing but FISH on all 4 feeds.

Exciting, isn't it?

9:41 HT

We're back

F1 and F2: Jeff and Mic playing pool in the BY...no game talk, just pleasant convo
F3 and F3: Kevin and Russ in the Kitchen. Kevin eating at the bar and Russ goes to ask Mic where the coffee filters are at. Next thing I know, Mic and Russ are digging thru the trash and Russ cuts his hand on something.

Now Jeff joins the trio in the kitchen and everyone but Kevin begin to discuss if coffee is going to be made, what kind (reg or decaf) and other nonesense.

Jeff: Regular. Might as well, nothing else to do.

Russ explains to Jeff how he cut his hand in the trash and Russ asks Jeff "I'm not your favorite now, am I?"

Jeff is like "huh?"

Kevin sits silently, chewing on his food like it's cud.

Jeff and Michelle go back to shooting pool.

Rus and Kevin discuss the HOH comp. Kevin am pissed about how the comp went and if Kevin had known that, he would have did that.

I do not know what "that" is.

Kevin says he basically screwed himself and Russ admits he did something that messed everyone else up.

I'm not drunk enough yet to comprehend BB fragment-speak, but Kevin says he should have paid more attention and Russ tells Kev he did good. Awww, it was kind of a moment.

Russ is bitching about no candy and no alcohol and Kevin points out he can "totally sneak a little candy, they won't catch you." Russ promptly calls Kevin out for trying to get him in trouble and they laugh about it. Michelle comes back in, laughs with the boys, states that the t-shirts are done, and goes back out to the BY.

Jeff comes out of the SR with a bottle of wine and Russ is jealous that only Jordan and Jeff can drink.

Jeff am happy that he's going to get shitfaced. Toni am happy that Jeff is happy.

Russ thinks BB did it on purpose. Apparently there are 4 bottles of wine and a lot of beer and Russ says it figures that a bunch of alcohol would come when he can't drink.

And once again I got FISH. There goes the fish I have now named Lydia that is apparently blind and keeps swimming into walls.

Brief FFF, so I'll post.

9:55 HT

Kevin asks when they will get to see Jeff's HOH room and Jeff says not tonight, they are doing construction up there. Michelle says what the hell did you ask for that they have construction up there.

Jeff is sitting at the bar with a Coors Light and grinning from ear to ear. Gnat now appears in the kitchen with Russ, Mic, Kev, and Jeff to complain she didn't sleep last night. I know how hard it is to sleep alone when you have been shacking up with someone for a while, so I empathize with Nat. I don't know how her boyfriend Jason feels, but I can relate.

Kevin says "I realized in the DR that..." and then Skippy sends me to FISH yet again.

Back and the kitchen convo turns to "shit shaking." I haven't heard of any earthquakes, so I assume they are rehasing the HOH comp. Speak of the gold cans, 1 to 1, Jeff did not know that, Kevin did not know that, and I guess we will not know what that is either because they are speaking in riddles.

Jordan has woken up and tells the HGs that she was woken up by a DR request amd asks what time it is. Jeff reiterates to Jordan that he will not get his room tonight. Jordan this he's joking and he repeats they are building something in there with a smirk on his face.

Jordan: Shut up! (Totally Deborah Forerman/Valley Girl reincarnate. Then I realize she wasn't alive when Valley Girl came out. I feel so old.)

Jeff: I'm not lying

General chit chat and everyone is being civil. Nat and Mic still have not spoken to each other directly.

Jordan wants to see Jeff's boys. She wants to see what his boys look like.

Now Jordan asks what Tang is! Jeff is incredulous, talking about Tang is the drink of astronauts. I give up. If 31 is old I better put down a deposit on a burial plot stat.

Jordan prefers Propel water packets in Grape. Mic likes Vitamin Water and Jordan says it depends on the flavor, some have an aftertaste. I concur. Perhaps Jordan is playing the dumb blonde after all considering she kept up with Mic in the HOH.

Jeff, please go to the DR.

Russ asks Jordan if she wants some beer or wine. Gnat jumps in to tell America she likes both, interesting considering she's a "minor." Not sure if the remaining HGs are aware of her real age or not.

Apparently Mic has a hole in her bottom lip because she cannot take a sip of coffee without dribbling some on her chin, so she goes to get a paper towel.

The topic of convo is Jordan and if she drinks. Jordan says not really in the house and Gnat jumps in to point out that Jordan had a beer around the halfway point. Gnat sucks at Jedi Drilling, proved she has no memory in the HOH, yet can recall when Jordan last had alcohol. If only Gnat could remember to wash her ass.

Jordan wishes she had a group picture of her girls for her HOH. All of her friends are really pretty, yall.

I need a refill, so I'll post.

Sometime tonight on BBAD (I was half watching while on the phone and then rewound to when Jeff got his room)

Jeff got all sorts of stuff in his basket. He got his confirmation cross that he didn't bring cuz he didn't want to lose it and a bottle of holy water. All sorts of Italian foods, some Axe products and cologne, his fishing hat, stuff to make smores, and the normal snacks. He got his Bob Marely CD. He got his letter, but BBAD Skippy went to promo just as soon as he opened it and we didn't see him read it at all. I think he said his mom wrote it, but I could be wrong. They are all surprised at this pictures, they don't think they look like him. He smartly said let's go downstairs, he didn't want to play who will be the last to leave the HOH room game.

Everyone is one big happy family now. I'm gonna fast forward to see if anything better happened.

10:15 HT

Russ thought Lydia would go out with a bigger bang. Jordan pointed out she is not talking bad about Lydia, but she flip flopped to whoever had power and she talked bad about Jordan.

Jeff comes out of the DR. HOH reveal time. Jeff says he wants everyone to come upstairs and he doesn't want no crap about it. Everyone be happy. Both of Jeff's grandma's passed last December. They were 92 and 93. Awwwww, he has one of their scarfs in his basket. Jeff's neices drew a picture for him.

Jordan goes to check the fridge and says there is Vitamin Water, Digorno, and cookie dough! Jeff says he gpt the cookie dough for Jordan. Jeff got that jordainare crap. It's onions, peppers, salt, anf some other stuff I've never heard of before. Also his fishing cap, a cross he didn't bring because he didn't want to lose it in the house. Everyone comments that Jeff looks nothing like his pictures, so I am assuming he looks like he does in his bio picture. Everyone comments on his bowl hair cut and chubby face. Jordan says it does not look like Jeff. Jeff tells them he was heavier and Jordan says Jeff better not have a twin.

Jeff (to Jordan): Why would they put pictures of someone else in here? Jeff could not even keep a straight face with Jordan and its obvious how much they like to tease each other. Jeff cannot believe that the other HGs cannot recognize Jeff in his pictures, but he is laughing and joking about it. Jeff's friends are named Memo and Jerry. For some reason Skippy only shows the pic of Jeff and his grandmothers at first. Now they show a few pics, but they don't show the as many closeups Skippy normally shows and unfortunately I didn't get a decent screencap.

Jeff's letter is from his mom and dad and short in comparison to other letters, but it included details about the birth of Memo's baby. Jeff gives Memo a shoutout. Jeff's letter was written August 10 and basically his parents says they are proud of him, love him, and keep doing a good job. Seriously, the letter was about the length of nixiechick's post above. Michelle finds s'more ingredients in the basket and says they hooked him up. Jordan points out there are multiple deodorants and Jeff says one's for her. Jordan says I'm not stinky and Jeff says no but you get funky at times. Jeff is happy and claims BB really listens to their requests, he's seems genuinely happy and relaxed for one. Jeff has cologne, Honey Smacks, Axe spray and bodywash, Classico Vodka sauce, and lots of goodies. Ughh and there goes the beef jerky. CD is Bob Marley.

Everyone is pleasant and it's nice to see a decent HOH reveal. ALL the other HGs are shocked at how different Jeff looks in his pictures. Apparently Jeff lost a lot of weight. One behalf of many women and gay men in America, we thank you Jeff.

Jeff admits that the gold cross was given to him by his parents for his comfirmation. Jeff is happy with his room and his smiling and making jokes. Jeff asked the others if they liked it then said "it doesn't matter anyway...just kidding." Turns out the scarf was knitted my one of his grandmothers and he said he's close to crying. While he's joking, Jeff seems to be happy, touched by all his HOH gifts, and in a good mood with everyone. Another nice picture of Jeff fishing with his dad and his brother's name is Barry. Barry is a BIG BB fan, so he's dying that Jeff is saying his name right now.

Gnat is questioning if Memo's real name is Memo. Memo's married now and he'll be happy that his baby got a BB shoutout. Gnat is questioning Jeff's teeth, his eyebrows, and so forth...not in a mean way, but all the HGs are claiming that Jeff looks nothing like his pictures. Gnat is just a nosey bitch who acts like she had no home training.

Jeff says let's go downstairs so we don't have to play "who's going to leave first" crap. Jeff knows that game well, its uncomfortable, and he doesn't like it. Jeff says "you guys are welcome up here anytime. There's just us left, there's no secrets anymore."

Russell, please go to the DR.

Everyone goes down to the kitchen and Jeff says "let's drink. Let's get crunk." Nat points out she can drink and Kevin says "yea, OJ." Nat says she didn't get in trouble when she drank before. Still don't know if they know her real age or they just want to break the law and get a minor under the influence, but no one else says anything.

Gnat even admits that Jeff's HOH room was fun, there was no negative, and everyone enjoyed it. "We haven't had one in a while" said Nat. No shit Nat.

Kevin asks if Jeff's parents are still together, Jeff's parents are high school sweethearts.

Once again, awwwww.

Both of Jeff's grandfathers died when he was younger. Jeff doesn't go to church every Sunday and now they talk abut the Catholic Church. Nat's Christian, but she knows the Catholic ways due to her ex boyfriend. My how that "18 year old" gets around, with her fast ass.

Nat asks Jeff if he wants a quesadilla. I ask Nat to wipe the shit off her nose. Jeff goes out to smoke, Michelle follows and gives Jeff kudos. Jeff is happy that there is finally a good vibe in here and Michelle points out Jeff has gotten cuter with age. Michelle may be married, but she is not blind and I don't blame her one bit. Naturally, Jordan is not around for that little comment. Me thinks Michelle would make a tent with Jeff is Michelle wasn't married.

Kevin comes out with a blanket and asks Jeff about his friends, are they his besties (I hate that bestie crap, Kevin. Act like a man, not a tween please. I'm waiting for him to admit he watches Paris Hilton's BFF and his boyfriend's name is Steven.) Michelle says she has to fill up the hot tub yet again and we get FFF for a second, then Real freezes, so I'll take this as a sign to say goodnight and post.

Still some random time on BBAD

After fast forwarding thru them hanging out in the kitchen, Natalie cooking something while Jordan sat there drinking and chatting with her, Kevin and Jeff hanging out on orange couch, Jeff, Michele, and Kevin put on their tie dye shirts from last night and then took them back off. I stop the FF just in time to hear Natalie kissing Jeff's ass and pledging her undying allegiance him and Jordan. He tells her to basically drop it for the night, he just wants to enjoy the experience tonight. I have to start fast forwarding now that they are back to talking about body odor.

11:11PM HT

There ain't a shitload of recapping going on, right about now. It's because everyone is pretty much a big happy family. Last week, there were two distinct sides, Now, with only 6 people left, and the last truly toxic element removed (Lydia), everyone thinks that they are Jeff's friend. Even the people who wished for Jeff's demise, know enough to do a little HOH ass-smooching.

So, we got the final 6 in the BY rehasing the HOH contest. Kevin does use this opportunity to remind everyone that he got screwed during the HOH contest.

They start talking about a Michael, and we are plunged into the fish tank.

Oh dear God! The girls and Kevin are talking about anal!

Sorry. Jeff is actually sitting there too, not talking, just listening with a big smirk on his face as Jordan and Kevin compare notes about 69ing, anal and being clean before having sex.

11:20 HT BBAD

I finally get caught back up and it's Jordan story time in the back yard. It's all about boobs... hers, Laura's, which guys in the house saw which ones. And now she's moved on to vagina talk. Kevin asks some questions about what a vagina looks like and now they've moved on to how men look naked.

Natalie tells Kevin he should try being with a girl, he doesn't know what he's missing. Michele tries saying it doesn't work that way and Natalie says again that he hasn't even tried. Kevin says he would be more interested in doing her hair. He doesn't think he could enjoy it, he would be worried about hurting her and he doesn't with his boyfriend. Jordan starts asking him about his sex life and Jeff runs inside.

This really isn't recappable, or rather, I'm not recapping it. Let's just say that Kevin is giving ALL the details about anal to Jordan and Natalie. He's very forth coming and they seem to genuinely have questions so it's nice that he's willing to answer them. But I really don't need to know this much about any of their sex lives. Jeff comes back out and sits down. They explain 69 to Natalie. They discuss this for a while. Now sex at the beach.

Natalie again says that Kevin needs to try it with a girl and he doesn't want to die an old man without having tried it with a woman. Michele says to Natalie you don't fantasize about women.

Now Jordan's telling about her first time. She's only been with one guy.

Russell finally gets done in the DR and comes out. Natalie got called in.

Promos

11:40 HT BBAD

Jordan's still telling her story. She's to the inevitable break up part. Now after her first time guy, she won't sleep with anyone else. She has to know a guy for a long time, know he's not going to hurt her, and she hasn't found that guy yet. She dated a guy who thought like her, but nothing happened. She says he's a great guy, but he's someone she would want when she's older. This isn't boding well for a future Jeff/Jordan relationship. She's going on about her being young, not being ready for a real relationship.

They briefly talk about Kevin and his boyfriend, but after about 12 seconds this turns into another Jordan story about some gay guy she knows and how hot he is. She slips and says his name and if Skippy had anyone else in any other room to show right now, I'm sure he would. But they are all in the yard and Natalie is in the DR. They talk about some guy on the Real World who was gay and they blurred out his boyfriend's face.

That brings them to people who get married and have kids and don't come out till much later in life. Jeff is surprised that in today's society this still happens. Kevin and Russell say that in corporate America it's hard to be gay, it's not acceptable. Kevin's never told his extended family he's gay. Guess grandma knows now! He's known since he was a teen, he's surprised his parents never figured it out. Especially when some kid moved to Japan and Kevin took it really hard. Michele says that she got caught looking at girl's boobs in junior high and got called a lesbian. Her family wasn't having it, they don't believe in it. She says she was attracted to both sexes.

Jordan somehow brings this around to the lady who created a fake MySpace page to torment that teenage girl and the girl ended up killing herself. But she thinks this was a true TV movie. She eventually remembers the mom was pretending to be a boy. Now she remembers it was on Oprah.

And that's it for BBAD tonight.

12:00AM HT

So, the big happy family of 5 (Natalie is in the DR) sits on the Orange Couches of I Don't Want to Leave the HOH by Himself Lest He Put Me on the Mac. Cuz' that is what we have. They want to spend as much time as possible with Jeff, because they know that there are really only 4 of them that could possibly be nominated, unless Jeff forgets about his dick, and chooses to nominate Jordan.

Jigga wha???

Kevin says that his family does not know that he was gay. He qualifies this by saying that while his mom and dad know he is gay, other family members do not.

Really? I mean, my gaydar sucks out loud, but Kevin's sexuality is pretty blatant. I can't believe that other members of his immediate family did not know this.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Jordan starts talking about some news story where some whack job mom made up a internet boyfriend for some recluse girl, and CBS gets all nervous about ruining the plot of some upcoming Movie of the Week, and pulls the switch.

Fishes.

12:17PM HT

Proposition 8, the blight on California, is now being discussed. Kevin, I love ya', but Proposition 8 did not make gay marriage illegal. It just did not allow gay marriage to be recognized. There is a subtle difference. They start discussing Obama's waffling stance on gay marriage (and I love Obama), then move along to Schwartzenneger's views, and apparently, he outranks Obama when it comes to CBS, and Skippy pulls the switch.

We are back, and God bless her. Jordan says that while she was brought up in a family that has negative views on homosexuality, she has a completely open mind about the gay lifestyle, and realizes that it is not a choice. I am further heartened when she says that she has slowly been changing her mother's mind on homosexuality.

Michele jumps in on the issue with details on homosexuality, specifically the science of the brain, and how certain areas of the brain that are different in homosexuals, and this is a really nice conversation.

Kevin then starts talking about his parents, and Skippy hits the switch. Probably because his parents are a couple of knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who have shunned him because of his sexuality, and have not signed a release.

12:32PM HT

After a rather extended fishy session, we are returned to the Orange Couches of Suck-up, and the marathon to continue kissing the HOH's ass is in full swing. Natalie is still not there, and they are still talking about the whole gay issue.

Everybody seems to be on the same page. To each his own.

The DR exchanges Michele for Natalie. The outside group fills Natalie in on their current conversation.

This is really one of the nicest conversations that we have heard this season.

Wow. Jordan just said that while her parents have been married 28 years, they hate each other, and don't speak with each other, and fishies.

She keeps on talking about her views on gay marriage, and her mom's current situation in a bad marriage, and you know what? Jordan may not have a lot of book smarts, but she really has a hell of a lot of common sense.

!:00 AM HT

Jeff, Jordan, Natalie, and Russell sit outside on the couch. They tell each other stories about their past. I think everyone is there but Michele, but it’s hard to tell because they keep talking about people that haven’t signed a release, so Skippy has to go to fishes every few minutes.

When we come back, Kevin says that guys who ride motorcycles are cute. The girls agree with this, and start talking about Natalie’s boyfriend, and whether she’s a virgiin. She says she won’t tell, becuase her Dad is watching. Jordan like a guy with a nice body, and in particular something about the shape of his back and butt.

Kevin asks Jeff is he has particular plans on who to nominate, and Jeff says he doesn’t know, but he needs to come to the HOH room by himself to discuss it. He says that Natalie needs to do the same thing.

!:15 AM HT

Michele and Russell have gone to bed, and that’s normal for them. Everyone else remains awake on the couches outside, discussing strategy now that Russell is gone. They think that Russell has already won some money, and doesn’t need the big prize. Jordan leads the discussion, and goes after Jeff about his Hawaii vacation and how he wants to take someone with him that he can have sex with. Jordan says that she would go, but Jeff would probably be trying to hump her the whole time. Heh.

Hi Grandma and Grandpa!

1:30 AM HT

Natalie says that some of the rooms are going to be shut down, and that will be interesting. She says the Splish Splash room will be shut down, as well as the Have Not room, and they will all be sleeping together in the red room .

Jeff is in the hottub, and Jordan goes over there to sit by the side, as Kevin and Natalile play pool.

Jeff gets out of the hottub and starts asking Natalie about her phone call. Natalie says that she’s sure that her Dad was on TV tonight, because “that’s just the way they do it”. Jeff seems to doubt this, so I give Gnatalie some credit for being more aware of how this works than Jeff.

Russell wants to know from Jeff is he takes his girlfriends back to his parents house with him. Jeff says he rarely does that. Heh, maybe it’s because living in your parent’s basement isn’t quite that impressive?

1:37AM HT

Russell, who has been going to bed early every night, is still up. As I stated earlier, no one wants to go to bed, for fear that some HG would approach Jeff, and sell that person out.

We all await the really important meeting: Jeff and Jordan in the HOH, later on.

So, Natalie and Kevin play pool.

Russell is on the Orange Couch of Please Don't Put Me On The Mac.

Jordan and Michele are in the kitchen.

Late night snacking

!:45 AM HT

Kevin and Natalie continue to play pool, as Russell watches from the couch. Jeff gets out out of the hottub, only to be called to the DR. Michele is appartently just coming out of there.

Natalie wins the pool game, and heads inside to get a snack.

In the KT, Michele makes a bowl of slop, while Jordan goes over various recipes for making slop. Kevin says that certain recipes make you fart, and says that Russell would know all about that. Russell is sitting there and doesn’t mind. In the neantime, Natalie and Kevin are also chowing down on the slop.

Oddly, now one even is complaining about the slop, unlike previous years.

Michele and Russell get ready to go to bed in the Have Not room. They decide which beds to sleep in, while Michele finds something in there that smells really bad. She takes it out of the room to get laundered.

Make your own Gnatalie jokes here.

1:46 HT

Kevin is the first to abandon operation kiss Jeff's ass and goes to bed.

All four feeds switch to the HN room with Michele and Russ. This is Russ' first trip to the slums, so he's appalled at the squalled conditions and dirty blankets. Kevin makes a brief appearance to commiserate with the HN's. The better to report to Jeff that they were scheming about him, no doubt.

Back to the KT where PigPen is actually doing dishes. With soap and everything! My, how the mighty have fallen.

Russ comes out and sits at the counter while Michelle putters about the KT. So we have 4 hamsters still waiting for Jeff.

Oh wait! Kevin is back. That sleeping thing didn't last very long.

2:15AM HT

So, I was wrong with my guess in the whole "Who would Jeff nominate?" ... for the time being. Jordan guesses that Jeff would nominate Natalie and Kevin. Jeff agrees. Yet, he would back door Russell, if he had to.

Yay!!!

I take back everything that I said about you two. I am sure that it will change about 200 times in the next 24 hours, but you have it right, for the time being.

Jeff wants to take a shower, and they decide that they will talk about it later.

Jordan wants to take a bath.

The scene changes to Russell and Michele, playing pool.

2:12 HT

Damn it, Real froze up and I missed the first part of Jeff's plan.

Jeff is in the HOH with Jordan, and it sounds like his plan is to put up Gnat and Kevin, then BD Russ if he doesn't get POV. Backwoods Barbie is drunk and completely not getting it. She keeps talking about next week, and making no sense. Jeff asks her if she's drunk and she says he's so rude!

He says he's taking a shower and he'll talk to her later. Thankfully, she gets called to the DR.

I don't suppose there's any chance of Jeff putting up PMS Barbie is there? I'd send him an entire case of Giardiniera if he did.

In the BY, Russ is bashing Gnat. Color me not shocked.

2:10 AM HT

Jeff goes outside for a smoke. He says he got four beers and Jordan comes out and says she got a couple of marguritias. I think they are talking about what they got for tomorrow, not tonight.


Michele and Russell are out there playing pool. They don’t talk to each other at all until Jeff and Jordan go back inside. Then, Russell and her start up with the strategy talk right away.

Skippy goes to Jeff and Jordan in the HOH room, where Jordan asks Jeff if he still plans to put up Kevin and Natilie with a plan to backdoor Russell. Jeff says yes, that’s the plan. Then he goes to take a shower, while Jordan continues to question him about things. Jeff gets testy, and tells her to back off, since he’s trying to take a shower. She says that she want’s to take a bath, and Jeff tells her to go ahead and take it right now. She does’t want to do that while Jeff is in there, and get’s bailed out by Skippy, who calls her to the DR.




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2:24 HT

In the darkened redrum, Gnat and Kevo are making big plans for talking to Jeff, and then when they stay and subsequently win HOH next week. They say that they would put Jeff up as a pawn, but vote out Michele. Kevin says this is the time that they need to make deals. Gnat is all excited and thinks that operation LML is a huge success!

Um, except that Lydia went home and Russ is still there. So, not so much.

2:31 HT

Now this is interesting. It seems that Gnat and Kevin really think Jeff is on their side and when Jeff won HOH they were happy. Someone is a fucking powerhouse and smart. It's either Jeff or Russ, and I suspect the latter.

Gnat is for sure that if she and Kevin are there next week one of them will win. Kevin says that they totally made the egg competition, the question thing, and the weird HOH for them. He says that they can't catch a break! He then says that they'll probably will go up and they need to hear Jeff out on his plan. Gnat says they can't be pushy.

I'm glad to see these two playing the game and not being emotional. Kevin knows that it would be stupid not to evict Russell this week. Kevin and I are on the same wavelength.

Kevin worries that they may want to get one of them out this week and try to use the remaining one to get rid of Russ. Gnat doesn't think so.

Gnat says it was because of the numbers that they kept Russ this week.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Gnat is a gamer, and she's playing much better with Jessie out of the way.

2:33AM HT

We have the remnants of the NBK alliance, Kevin and Natalie. They are whispering up a storm, but they seem to be in agreement that, if either of them are left, they would go after Jeff.

It's a little hard to follow what they are talking about, but let's just say that they are planning whatever they need to do to take the emphasis off of them, and on to Russell.

According to Kevin, they have to balance being fake versus being cordial, with Jeff.

These two are really smart. They discuss planting seeds of distrust, in order to scare Jeff. They are coherent, and they are planning a good line of attack. Yet, as of now, their goose may be cooked ... if you believe the conversation that Jeff had with Jordan about 30 minutes ago.

But it is early, and Jeff and Jordan tend to change their minds as often as they change their underwear.