Alison Irwin

Big Brother hates us.

Alison's official website

she's had a chance on two reality shows already - ENOUGH!

What was the other one?

She did "Amazing Race" with her then-boyfriend Donnie. And got booted on the second leg.

Thanks.. not a show i watch

If she gets back in, I say Shapiro HAS to bring back the Mime just to torment her.

Did she get a nose job?

Ugh, she's revolting. I hate the idea of another summer seeing her butterface but I think she's a lock because she'll cause lots of drama.

Her 15 minutes are O.V.E.R.

Seriously! And. . . Alison without her puppet to backstab. . . is just Alison. I'm a HUGE TAR fan - she stained my show!



Please don't sign your posts -- lifeonhold

They need to give us an option to vote against someone. She'd be the first pick of mine.

Alright, I'm gonna stick my neck out there and say it.

I voted for Alison.

She had a strategy, she stuck to it, and she's tough.

Tsylyst am brave. Especially considering that in our very own posting rules, where it states "thou shalt attack only the hamsters, not each other,"* Tsy is in fact the one exception to that rule.

I am not voting for Alison, because I feel 100% certain that this villain is on the CBS list whether we like it or not. I am however, voting for James, because I think these two would freaking COMPETE in a way we've never seen before, and that's a beautiful thing.

*Seriously, we mean it people. Just putting that out there in case anyone was afraid to post their Ali-love in here. We may disagree with you, but we promise not to hate on ya.

True that, Doom. Alison was a competitor.

I'd be curious to see her and the evil doctor in the house. He could mess her up and that also would be a beautiful thing.
He could also sugest a great plastic surgon.

Yup. That's nose job. It makes her look bland. Why do all these young women want to look alike?

I'm afraid you're right, Doom. I think we're stuck for Aliscum, at least for a little while.

Ooooh! Burn!

Just because I love to humiliate this stupid bint ...

Who wants to see Alison shaving her bikini line?!?

Okay, I have to say again. Hell. To the No.

Check out Alison's brand new site.

www.aliirwin.com

Wow!
I am confused about the look that Ali is going for in the photo. Trashy, unflattering, greasy - mission accomplished!

Edited to fix link -- Mags

I love the fact that her favorite movies are Saw 2 and The Ringer. I haven't seen them, but out of all the freaking movies ever made ... ?

And what's with the boobs on the voting link? Gross.

She looks like she's doing one of those ads for underarm deodorant. You know the ad? Where everyone is stealth sniffing their pits? Yeah. That's it. Weird. Did one of her boy toys take those shots?

Yeah, I'm not understanding that, either. Unless we're voting on whether or not we like those implants, it doesn't make much sense.

I don't like her because she's a skank, y'all.

And fix your damn links, stupid!

[coffee shoots onto laptop keyboard]

Aw, damn. Season hasn't even started yet.

It says on her blog that she is scanning message boards. Alison, if you're reading this. I have something to tell you.



Nobody likes you.

Seriously.

Go away.

She's going to wind up doing info-mercials for salad spinners. And appearing at mall openings.

Please, no.

Updated her site...making it less skanky. Fixed her links, and the boobs picture is a lot less obnoxious when you see the whole, uncropped photo in the Pictures section. I dunno. I kinda want her back just so she can crash and burn with mimes. I just wish she hadn't been on Amazing Race with Donny, cuz that would have been her show without that f*cktard.

Anyway...what would Big Brother be without at least one totally self-unaware famewhore?

Here's my interview with Alison:

Website

I hope she stays out of my whole reality thing.

Awww.. I want to see her this summer! She was indeed the one that everybody loved to hate during BB4 - I think she's a lock for allstars. Don't you think?

AlisonsNose is ready for chat again this year, if necessary HeeWee..

A new and improved AlisonsNose, of course... gotta keep up with the times. And the plastic surgery.

That's promising.

Awww. I thought she had a nice interview. I'll go vote for her.

She's probably in, but... feh. I just don't care. She's not an interesting villain. There are interesting, witty, villains like Danielle and Will that would do so much better.

However, I can deal with her being on thise season on ONE condition:

Howie and Will team up and go after her. She IS a busted-up blonde... between footjobs in the hot tub and Howie singing "B-U-S-T-O" at her, she'd snap.

I voted for her. I hate her, but not as much as Cowboy or Jase. I'd rather her be in there over those two chuckleheads. I gotta have someone to LOATHE, and Ali is it for me!

I'd forgotten how much I hate Alison until her first Diary Room. Can she leave now, pretty please?

As much as I absolutely HATE Aliscum...... I cant help myself from picturing her with a gagball in her mouth, nipple clamps attached to battery cables, tied up in a rack, in a leather suit...with me whipping her with a cat-o-nine tail whip. She brings out the S&M person in me....and I normally dont find that method of "fun" attractive.

Am I wierd, or does she bring out the evil in everyone?

EDIT:



After reading issycats post...Im afraid that MAYBE Aliskank may read this post, AND LIKE this kind of treatment and she would seek me out....stalker like.... ummm....oh crap. DISCLAIMER: I DO not, nor would I EVER perform this kind of activity on a human being (does aliscum classify as human....nevermind). This was merely my way of disclosing my extreme displeasure that you made it into the BB7 house.

There that covers it.

Alison will always be the girl who said "BRY" cheese.

Why I like Alison beter than Janelle:

Both have (or had) potato noses, bleached blond hair and great figures. Both use the fluttering eyelash, baby-talk and giggle, method of getting what they want, from fellow HG's.

However:

Janelle keeps up that "aren't I adorable?" routine in the DR.
Alison drops it and talks in a straight forward manner to the audience.

Although neither one will ever be considered for sainthood, I can picture actually working with Alison and getting along with her. Working with Janelle would make me queasy. Wait -- I can't picture her working a real job at all.

Yay! I totally agree with you! I couldn't really figure out why I was hating Janelle on the show last night, but you just nailed it. Janelle might be a smart woman, but she doesn't show it very often.

I can't stand her. Everytime she's on my screen I just want to reach through and smack her. Except when she has that vacant look on her face that makes her look slightly retarded. Then I just laugh. I really hope she goes home this week, so I never have to see her again.

Have I missed something? Did Alison DOR? She has been missing from the feeds for a long time. She isn't eating dinner with everyone else......

eta: Okay. Alisnot has made an appearance. She is sulking in the kitchen as I type. Darn. I was hoping for a DOR.

Good riddance.
The Hamsters made a good respectable choice in eviciting Alison.
I was even more annoyed by her fakey exit interview. Who does she think she's fooling? She acts like a vicious #@$!@ the entire time she's in the house and then does a 180 the minute she leaves. I'm not buying it.

BTW: Where is everyone this year? It's lonely over here in the House Analysis thread. Post people! Post!

Well, I can deal with three months of Danielle far more easily than three months of Alison.

That being said, Alison did leave with at least a faked attempt at grace, which I have not seen from her before, so... good for her.

Oh, and her new boyfriend seems dumber than the last two we've gotten to watch, and that's saying a lot. Nice, but dumber than a bowl of mice.

I did love Julie Chen a bit tonight, though. "Alison, you didn't act like a total ho this season. What's up with that?"

Apparently, Allison was playing "Hide and Seek" for awhile......not sure if that was the same time period of which you speak. I believe Ali was hiding in the big pot/urn by the HOH spiral stairs, in order to be all "stealth-like" and eavesdrop on her enemies (so, um, everyone), especially her nemisis, JaneyDoll.

It didn't work, Ali got nothing (or so I've heard).

OK....Anyway.........
Why oh WHY didn't the Chenbot show that clip tonight on the show?? WTF?
TBTB already knew Ali was officially a goner (via their access to the recorded DR votes), so why didn't they include this bit with Alison hiding in the pot?? ....the Hell?

Ooooooo, check this out......
when Ali DID venture out of her little 'stealth pot',.......she wasn't so stealth.......
NikNakPaddywack saw her climbing out of the the not-so-stealth pot....and gave her the evil eye!
(props to whoevers gonna get the TM for Nakomis' new nickname....AWESOME!)

Oh, to have seen that feed!!!
(Sadly, hiding is something I would do.........but I would have been a lot better at it! Well, maybe.)

I don't really know Alison that well (never watched her season) but I actually think she came off great in her interview. Sure, she was kind of scummy in the house, but I thought she left very well. So long, Madame President.

To feel the HAAAAAAATE you had to be there (for BB4), uaintjak.

I'm only envious of her ability to rope in dumb-but-pretty doctors. Sigh...

Any guesses on how long Dr Jason will last? And which will dump the other first?

... Wait, is he a real doctor or does he just play one on TV?

I'm actually sorry she's no longer in the house, if only because I won't be able to call her Madame President (re: her boyfriend's comment that she could totally run for president, and then cut to her and Howie riding the pony).

I loved the stethoscope. Nice effect. I bet Ali's parents made him wear it.