Fock.

Kill me now.

IF ANY OF YOU VOTE FOR HIM I'M BANNING YOU.

I am supporting Highwaygirl on this. I don't have banning ability...but I do have shunning ability. You WILL be shunned. SHUNNED.

I have less power than Yapril in a swimming competition...but if you vote this retard in, I will wish bad things upon you. Ugh! VERY BAD THINGS!

I've had the advance list of possible people all week, but I didn't really remember him until I saw him tonight. Lame. Totally forgettable.

I remembered him only for making an idiot of himself over a girl (and a not-so-spectacular girl at that).

And if HWG doesn't ban you, the rest of us will.

I've lurked here since I started watching in season 3 but this is my first post, so sorry if I screw it up. Anyway, I skipped season 2 cause one was so boring...I can't believe I missed it. Tonight was the first night I saw "Boogie" and I don't get what was so bad about him. I'd rather see him than Cowboy, Jase, or that hairy guy Bunky....can anyone tell me how he sucked?

He just sucked.

Sorry, that's not very helpful, is it? Let's see if I can actually put this into words.

He's a lame-ass white boy who thinks he can rap (parody? serious? doesn't matter, sucked either way) who came up with a major time-suckage idea of getting a boy band together that wasn't funny, who "fell in love" with this complete redneck, Nyquil-swilling idiot named Krista (hey, at least she's not gonna be back) and then publicly made a fool outta himself by proposing to her, via a lame rap song if I remember correctly, during the finale, even though it wasn't about him, while wearing some horrible leather basketball-uniform-inspired outfit.

But I'm ambivalent about him.

Same here. I thought, aww, he seems nice. But I didn't see his season, and if people whose judgment I trust 'round here hate him, then I will too, dammit.

I'm a sheep!

I specifically did not watch Season 2 because of this clown. Seriously, I watched the first 10 minutes of the first episode and decided not to watch because this guy is such a tool.
Please don't let this idiot in.
I can't believe I would ever say this but I would rather have Cowboy.

The reasons Booger sucks are numerous, but the MAIN reason Booger sucks was shown last night - his little tirade about the "extras" taking over the show from the "stars."

In case you're wondering, he believed himself and his alliance to be the latter.

And that moment, really, just encapsulated what a total assclown this guy was. He embodies everything you'd ever hate to have in a hamster.

I WILL BAN YOU IF YOU VOTE FOR HIM. DON'T THINK I WON'T FIND OUT, 'CAUSE I WILL.

He gives Mikes everywhere a bad name. The only way I can describe Booger is that he was the kid in high school who used his popularity for evil.

Yeah, Mikes on this show really haven't had a good run, have they?

Mike Booger BB2
Michael/Cowboy BB5
Michael/Eurotrash Artist BB6

What a fucking tool. Still holding on to his delusion that he and his Chilltown cohorts were cooler, smarter and better looking and thus should have run the game. So much HATE.

There was also The Don on bb5, another gem.

In the photo in the first post of the thread, he's looking very ... avian.

I totally forgot about him!

To sum up my feelings about putting "Booger" back into the house, I have to quote the eloquent Whitney when I say "Hell to the naw!"

If this loser gets in, it'll officially be my shortest time spent with any of the BB seasons.

He has been weighed, he has been measured, and he has been found wanting in every fricking way.

I didn't remember him until I saw him last night. The guy's a total tool. He won't get voted, and the producers won't pick him. He brings no value (strategic or dramatic) to the game what.so.ever. Relax.

I didn't see any value in Ambuh from Survivor 2 making it to the All-Stars, but yet, there she was. Never underestimate the powers of producers.

Please gawd NO! Do not pick the BOOGER!
Shouldn't he be doing sitcom pilots with Cowtard??

Ok I get it now. When I saw that clip, I didn't think he was taking himself seriously. I thought he was like Howie, saying this outrageous stuff, but not completely egotistical enough to believe it all. If he really believes it then he's a delusional moron. And if he wore a leather basketball uniform (wtf) then's he's a fashion moron too. I have now found the hate.

Thanks ya'll I knew I could count on you!

Mike Booger thought he was so hip and his superiority was kinda mean-spirited and a bit preppy.

He also talked incessantly about his bar, Belly, and had Shannon wearing a Belly shirt. It was all loathsome without being the least bit entertaining.

It was only after Booger and Shannon were out of the house that Will became tolerable (and then 'lovable').

Just say NO, people. The thing is, even objectively he really doesn't bring anything interesting to the game. He was never particularly popular with the audience (to my memory), I can't imagine the women find him handsome (or handy, for that matter), and his game play was nothing special. So, bleh - and on so many levels.

I will speak for all the women and say NO, we don't find him handsome in the least!

He's too old to be prancing around in baby blue togs. His feet looked like Charlie Brown's. I do not want to see a pathetic washed out loser on my TV screen. I see enough washed out losers at work to want to come home and see more of them on TV.

Just say no.

Handsome is the last thing he is (except for smart. and funny). And the fact that even Krista was flirting with Justin prior to the knife incident says it all about her taste in men, I think. That woman's judgement is for shit.

Hasn't Belly folded yet? Who the hell goes there?

I do quite enjoy ragging on him though. But I can do that without having to stomach having him on my precious tv.

There was a small Q&A in his (and my) hometown newspaper today. The interviewer had no grasp on the concept of BB. She asked him questions about his business and what living in LA is like. Blechhhh. I may have to move if he gets voted on the show.

Damn. I liked it here.

From YouTube:

Booger sucks as a boy band singer. That is all.

ETA: I shouldn't qualify. Booger sucks, period.

EATA: Some assclown in a baby blue leather basketball uniform proposes to a skanky woman who mainlines NyQuil for fun. (And goddamn, I'd forgotten how scorchingly hot Hardly could be.)

LOL. That's funny. Oh, the imagery in my head right now. Just funny.

Oh, those clips bring back memories and they are not good. As bad as he looked then he looks worse now. I didn't think it was possible for a person to get as bloated as Elvis in a such a short time.

According to this source, Belly closed in 2004.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHA!

In three minutes of clips, I think I learned all I need to know about Booger. Specifically, that I don't ever want to see him again.


I do remember reading or hearing about that at one point. Thanks for the reminder.

That proposal clip just makes me soooo uncomfortable whenever I see it. You know she wanted to say "no" or let's talk about it after the show. Ugh! I think I really did just throw up in my mouth a little bit!

From the above link:



"sexy sushi"?? Ooooo, steamed monkfish gets me hottt! Sashimi is for lovers! The smell of yellowtail is intoxicating!

Okay, I just grossed myself out. Bleeech.

I think the best part was reading Booger's...um..."acting" bio. I'm sure he just soared to superstardom after appearing in "Yes Dear" and "Jack and Jill" (huh?) With exposure like that, he's sure to have enough votes to get in the house.

Hee, MrsGryn. But you're not far off!

From the Geisha House site:



I hate the word titillate. He's such an asshole.

Can we just call him Fish Snot from now on?

For the love of Fisty, that has got to be the STUPIDEST description for a restaurant EVER. And thus, it has all the hallmarks of having Mike "Booger" Malin's hands all over it.

Eww, I just had a fleeting mental image of Booger trying to put his hands all over a woman. That would definitely be a "close your eyes and think of England" situation.

I've been to Geisha House twice for different events, and it's okay. The decor is fine, the layout is actually pretty cool. There are lots of different rooms for dancing or eating or whatever. The sushi is also good, although I've had better. Best thing I've ever had there is whatever signature cocktail they concocted for the Grey's Anatomy DVD launch party, because that was amazing, and whatever the chocolate truffles they were serving for dessert. Finally, the wait staff and bartenders all dress in gay Japanese anime sailor outfits, which is kind of funny and disturbing? With the striped shirts & all? Yeah.

Just thought y'all might like to know. I had no idea it was a Boogie restaurant at the time, not that it would matter one way or another. Although I do agree with whomever said it earlier: he is an asshole.

I have asked my husband to lock up the knives, the forks, the scissors, and other sharp obects next week. I can't answer for my actions if he makes the cut. Is repulsive. Did you read his blurb the CBS voting site? He calls BB2 "my show."

At least Booger and Krusta didn't work out...

Might just have to change the saying to "lucky, lucky Laken" now!


Nah... she still has Krusta for a mother, and has to deal with the fact that her mother fucked such a serious tool.

Poor, poor Laken.

This cracked me up!His *role* on a *reality show* - does he not get it? That's almost enough to make me go vote for him!

Media whore like Boogie forget that it takes a lot of work to maintain a career. There are talented people who have their 15 minutes, and then have to keep a career. (Infomercials?)

Here's a hint for the boogster: don't get fat and maintain your personal appearance. Look what happened to Bill Shatner.

I would argue that Bill Shatner's making more money now than he's ever seen in his life. Apparently, self-parody pays well.

Plus, William Shatner is GOD.

*genuflects*

Well, yes. Only Shatner and Montalban could chew scenery as artistically and enjoyably as they did in Wrath of Khan -- and they didn't even film their scenes together.

Shatner RULES! Who tried to diss him?? Better start RUNNIN'!!!

Let us not forget Booger's reprehensible behavior when it came to Autumn. He tried to sleep with her to get votes. Autumn was never my favorite of that season, but the dumbass Chilltown alliance really tortured her needlessly and acted like they were in junior high. Seriously, I hated Dr. Will until Booger and Shannon were gone. He ended up redeeming himself and becoming my favorite player ever, but only after he made me forget his slimy friendship with the Booger.