Think you have what it takes to write a slogan to appear next to Fisty in the banner? Throughout the week, post your ideas in this thread according to the guidelines listed later in this post. The best suggestion from each week will appear at the top of the site Friday morning through Sunday's show. Of course, we reserve the right to modify the suggestions slightly.

Tips for getting chosen:

1) Be funny.
2) Make it short. There's only so much room up there.
3) Don't ask to dress Fisty up -- this is for words only.
4) Be work-safe. One "curse word" might make it in, but a string of them certainly won't.

I have two:

I (we) took an IQ test and the results were negative.

I get my exercise by whining and complaining. Perfect if Jesse survives this week and ends up getting HOH again.

30 Lays has Ollie Sent Her, April? Meh, You can't defend her.

That's Mz. Albino Barbie Bitch to you!

Earthquakes aren't the only thing faked in the BB house.

Congratulations, tooletta!

This week's entries start below.

Woot!

*bows*

Either Portugal owes an apology to the USA, or vice versa.

Pig Princess Power!

In Memoriam of St. Jessie

Doncha wish you kept Jessie's ears?

Actually FISTY is America's Playa

Who gave the flying monkeys booze?

With Jerry-atric wet wipes around, Fisty needs onions too!

I call FOUL!!! That was NOT one of the suggestions for the banner!!!

Suggestions only in this thread please.

Pit stains.....

Fisty can't play the Middleman between crazy and crazier!

BB10: Hos, Scallywags and Hats

All Hail, Queen Renny of NOr.

Renny HOH: Laissez les bon temps roulez!

Louisiana Spice with sparkle and class, will kick ole Ape's scrawny ape-ass.

Suck on THIS, April.

Fisty is much better looking than Ape face or Keesha.

I'd make one modification which would probably make it too long:

Laissez les bon temps roulez! (and if April's head gets in the way, so be it)

Sparkle Factor: Through the ROOF!

Louisiana Mama is cleaning house!

Congrats, Shannon!

New submissions start here.

Thank you! *big silly grin*

The deadline for this week is tomorrow and we have no submissions. This game is one of those use-it or lose-it deals.

As an inveterate gambler, I like my odds...unless the thread dies.

What has more implants? Jerry's mandible or Keesha's sternum?

And a power Fisty - By the power of Greyskull....

Cockroach-free.

April-Here's your Hat, What's Your Hurry?

Ollie, Ollie, April free!

Ollie, you've been Skanked!

More crows please!!

Quoth the raven: Ollie, dude, sack up!

Ollie: "April who?"

Ollie will boink a vulture but he's afraid of crows?

Ding Dong, the Skank is Gone

America's Choice: Beat them all over the head with the telephone

April showers bring May flowers a sanitizing acid wash

As April walked across the high wire, those below laughed and took pot shots at her

Bye Bye, Bitch!

Janelle says, Not fucking likely!

Arizona has changed it's address and is not telling April

Libra is boarding up the doors and windows, first time an evicted guest was denied entry

Eviction by Terminix, power over pest and vermin since 1947

If one of these yahoos wins HOH, here's what might be good:

Dan: All hail Dan, Dan, the HOH Man!
Ollie: Since when can you pull a trick out of yourself?
Memphis: The Moobs are in charge now!

Sometimes, violence is the answer. (when it comes to BB Hamsters)

Sqwaaaack!

Dan, Dan, the HOH man


ETA Never mind, I see some one posted this on the live feed recap already..

Slam, bang Dan!

Judas II, The Wrath of Iscariot

The Skank has left the building.