Here we go again...

Josh hugs Matt and reminds him to be happy.

Sheila is bummed she has to wait 4 more hours before she can eat.

Josh can not bestill, and oh he thinks be broke his rosary.

Sheila thinks they should close the boat room. She thinks its jinxed.

Josh/Sharon's stratdgy was to win HOH, I still cant believe they did it.

Feed 3 is an overhead of the hammies in the kitchen. Josh has not been eating carbs preparing for his pizza party?
And I get thrown to Natty and Josh, while Jos holds the bathroom door open while he picks/blows his nose

Josh and Sharon are going to pack for HOH, oops words between Allison and Josh. Josh is ticked because Ally apparently said something about Josh.

Sharon enlists James' help to move, and calm Josh down.

Josh asks sharon who she wants to put on the block, sharon emphatically says Ally and Shela.

Josh and Allison are already fighting, he is ready to talk some shit to her. She keeps whispering to Ryan. Matt tells her that he is on Josh's radar, she says are yon on crack. She had a huge blow out with him in the SR right before we went to fire 2 hours before the show, She knew the minute that Josh won she was going up. She is telling Matt now that he is there ONLY because of her. Wasn't there 3 for him???

They talk about the HOH and who knew any of the signs. I only saw Sharon studying them. Allison is not worried. They talk about pizza delivery.

Chelsia does not want to sleep in the boat room because Ryan snores like a mad man.

Allison says just for a little while.

James and Ryan talk about nominations tomorrow and Sunday veto, James says his week went by too fast and he could not sleep enough up there. Chelsia says some nights we did not go to sleep till 5.

They say Alex took it really hard, he had not control of the game at all. They hope Amanda saw how she acted and will change her.

New HOH Josh is still keyed up. He says as much, more than once.

Allison sits on sofa, looking aggrieved. Ryan in a chair, clutching a pillow, musing reflectively. Adam looks bug-eyed, as always.

Celebratory voices in background.

Josh is telling Allison not to talk shit behind his back. Matt defends the virtuous Allison, saying she wasn't saying anything behind Josh's back, although she was about to say something, I think...

Competition rehash. Allison, Ryan, Matt and Adam are reviewing their losses during HOH.

Could I just say, to give credit where credit is due, Sharon and Josh really kicked ass on that competition. The others just stood around stupidly, mouths agape, while Sharon and Josh picked them off one by one.

Ryan nibbles on his fingernails.

James, obviously, looks really pleased with HOH results.

Post mortem for Alex. Chelsia pontificates that she hopes Amanduh will learn about herself through this show, will see herself on tape and understand how badly she comes across etc.

Josh and Matty say they will never lie to each other, and Matty tells Josh to try to be nice for the house.

Josh/Sharon are rehashing the comp, that was really amazing.

changing feeds if anyone wants feed 3


ETA: Julie said something about a big surprise for the evicted couple, and a new chapter for BB

Sooo, how long before the crown and the cape come out?

Allison is in the redrum, changing. Josh is prancing around. Packing, changing and humming.

We get sent to the kitchen where, Allison, Josh, James, Chelsia Sheila and Matt are sitting around basically not talking.

Now Skippy takes us to the bathroom where Josh says to Natalie, "I broke her. Intimidation works."

Josh walks by Allison and says, " don't start talking shit or I'll get in your face again." He flits back to the bedroom to pack.

He's saying to Sharon that they're golden. I hate Josh. He says when we win POV, we're awesome.

Matt walks in and and says he's just coming to see if anything of his is there. Josh says, "Why would they be here" Josh says,"You took her side out there." Matt says I had to, she's a girl. Matt is groveling. Josh says he keeps his word. Somehow, he believes that he single handedly kept Matt and Natalie.

Josh says Allison is done so he doesn't care. He is the poorest sport in the whole entire history of BB. He wins HOH and he can't drop a grudge. I need him gone. Adam comes in to try to be the voice of reason. He's going after Allison with everything he has. Everything. He wants her gone.

Did I mention that I despise Josh.

Allison says nothing Josh can say can hurt her anymore, she has already been drug through the mud by Amanda.

Chelsia is making fun of the stuff James is eating and asks if he will poop those out and they wrestle.

Allison and Ryan discuss the HOH game and the one he got wrong. She was so close to answering the questions but Sharon beat her.
She can't believe all the stuff that was said about her talking about others. Allison tells Matt she can't believe how the men in this house are letting Josh attack her like Josh has, if she were a man she would never let a man attack a woman like he did her. She says he can't hurt her, but sounds like he did. Allison says it is all because of her protecting Matt, it is a game but she f'd now. Matt does not understand why Josh is attacking Allison, she says it is about her not changing her vote to save Alex for Josh.

Ryan says this week is going to suck!! Matt agrees. Allison says this will not affect her and that will bug Josh. Ryan says Amanda did not let being on the block affect her either. Allison says she could have gotten all those questions. yea right. Again she would not let a man attack a woman and he got in my face. Ryan say you should keep talking shit to him. She can't believe Ryan did not protect her, he says he was not paying attention. She says that is fine.

"Can you eat those and poop them out?" queries Chelsia (to James?)

"Does it scrape your butt when it comes out?"

Glad to see the house conversation is back to normal, after it's brief flirtation with Dostoevsky, Goethe, Wilde, and The Bard.

Now Allison is aggrieved that Sheila said on live TV that Allison had been talking behind Sheila's back. Allison is being very pouty. Nothing in this house that people say will affect her. Nothing. And by the way, she opines, the men in the house are lame, because she would NEVER let a guy (Josh) speak to a woman (Allison) the way Josh just did if SHE was a man.

She wants Matt to defend her against Josh, I guess. But she's going to act completely blank and blase with Joshuah, which will drive him CRAZY that he can't ruffle her.

Allison claims Josh came two inches in front of her face and taunted her or something. No one else saw that, or claims not to have seen it.

But it doesn't bother Allison. She won't let it bother her. Although she keeps bringing it up.

So, Joshthedouchebag pulls out his orange tee shirt and puts it on. Natalie is in there sucking up big time. I can't recap this.

Feed one, Allison is whining about how where she's from a guy would never get away with talking to a woman the way Josh talked to her. He got "this close" to her face. Ryan says, "you should keep egging him on to see what he does." That's a good idea actually. The possibities are endless. He could have another screaming match like he did with Amanda, he could hit her and get kicked out or my personal favorite, his head will explode clean off his shoulders. Yay, I wanna see that.

I can't wait to see what happens after the eviction next week, I hope Alex is back without Amanda.

Much moving around in the bedrooms. Chelsia does not want the boat bed, it is cursed.

Josh and Sharon are packing to go upstairs. Chelsia is unpacking to be downstairs, Nat/Matt are staying another week.

Ryan wants to go out to smoke and hopes they hurry to get the HOH game packed up.

Ryan wants pizza. Josh wants to leave his props up in the bedroom, he has taking from every game and lining the shelf across the top of the room.

Josh and Matt are talking about pizzas with Adam and Ryan while Allison stews in her own juices ( remembering throwing up to Alex/Amanda that what they did the first week comes back to kick them in the ass the next week. well 2 hours ago you was bashing the crap out of the new power couple, your fate is now in their hands)

Chelsia and Sharon with Natalie are so loud. I have not seen Sheila since we came back, has she past out from no food.

Joshuah and Sharon are celebrating their victory in a bedroom with Chelsia.

Josh is still so high on adrenaline.

"This could not have gone any better, babe," Sharon tells Josh. "We answered every question."

And...well...they did... but modesty, hammies. Modesty.

Josh is debating what underwear to "keep."

Natatas enters. Who left the room trashed? They talked about the cursed bed--now they're praising Marcelles. Ugh.

Sharon, Chelsia, and Natatas are holding up blouses, finding the pieces adorable, exclaiming over the preciousness of their apparel.

The boys are talking about the how the game might be breaking up to make it last longer. They also discuss Zack/Dick's last comp.

Natalie yells at Matt about white stuff all over the wall, might be Adam's too.

natalie is so happy she gets to keep her bed and so happy to be staying.

ON HO Sheila is alive and is waiting to eat, and afraid she will be back on slop tomorrow so she is going to make a nut mix.

Natalie talks to Chelsia about seeing all the HG on TV when Julie was talking, they saw Josh and Sharon whispering. She did not see Nat/Matt. Chelsia was so nervous about the questions and calling James out for turning on Matt. Sheila on her bed still in her dress.

Josh and Sharon are taking all their stuff up to the HOH but not in yet. Josh is Stoked. he can't calm down and when he was jumping up and down he broke the leash on the HOH key.
Sharon is mad about Allison, they do more whispering, oh they are going to be so fun watching the spy cam, as much as they have been spying this week.
Josh goes to get ice and water and check out his face in the mirror. Now he coughs because water is so strong.

In the living room Matt sits on one section/James on the other section and Ryan on another they talk about the writers strike, they want money for all the videos shown on the internet, but think it might led to charging on the youtube and stuff like that. Adam thinks if you download a movie you deserve to get paid.

Allison is talking to Sharon about how Josh attacked her. Sharon says she will talk to him to chill out. Sharon says it makes her look bad too. Allison is just in shock. Allison says she buzzed in one second after she did. Sharon says she had to because she knew that Allison knew it too. sharon can wait to see her dog pictures. her dog is so a sharing dog. Allison knew that Sharon would be a dog person.

Allison is eating chips and lunch meat. Matt and Ryan try to talk to her but she is ashamed of them for letting Josh get in her face, they did not see him. She says her dad would beat the cramp out of him. Allison is also upset with Sheila, and has been beaten to death for 3 weeks in there. She should have watched the show more, she does not associate with people like this. Matt and Josh are not feeling her pain. She has been nothing but nice to people in this house. This is all because she stuck her neck out to save Matt. (I bet she is also mad that Julie did not recognize her when she told Matt about Boston winning since she is such a big sports freak too.)

Josh and Natalie in the SR talking about how bad Allison was to him.

Now Allison is Shocked, shocked by w hat Sheila said about her, BB calls her to the DR and she knwos exactly what they are going to ask her.

Finally some peace and quiet.

Shit. Josh got himself a glass of water, takes a sip and start coughing. I, of course start praying that he's choking because there isn't anyone around to give him assistance. Unfortunately, he's okay.

Sharon is talking to Allison in the kitchen, doing damage control for Josh's behaviour. Allison is in shock over the way Josh treated her. She's in shock, she's just in shock, she's in shock, apparently she's shocked. Sharon says, "I can't wait to see my dog." Allison is again "eating for nutritian". Chips this time. Funny, that's what I eat when I want to get a few extra vitamins.

Matt comes in. Allison is sick of being beat up in here. She's giving Matt shit for not sticking up for her. She's in shock. Shocked I tell you! Fucking shocked. Allison has complete torture from everyone in the house. She can't deal with it.

Her brother and her father will beat the living shit out of him. Holy crap! I think Allison is dating her brother. His name appears to be John. She says, "My father and my brother will rail him, John will just rail him."

We've gone from Allison being shocked to not caring. That's the second stage of the getting evicted process isn't it? First shock, then apathy? Oh, no, she's taken a step backwards. She's gone back to shock. Shock I tell you.

She gets called to the diary room. She says, "I know exactly what they're going to ask me." She says it twice. I bet they won't asked if she's shocked.

"Any girl who can use ejaculate as freely as you do I love," says Adam.

I left for a few minutes, and that's the first thing I heard when I returned.

Sigh.

Not sure who he was talking about.

James is wearing a funny hat. Matt, James, Josh, Adam, all conversing in a fairly civilized manner.

"Baby, you so fine, I'll drink your bathwater!" says Adam.

Cut to Josh and Chelsia strat whispering in a bedroom. Can't quite make it out. Much rejoicing about his HOH win.
Josh needs reassurance that he did the right thing by voting against Alex and Amanduh. But he had to. Had to.

You've heard it all before.

Josh is telling Chelsia they were hiding last night and listening to Allison talking shit to her. He whispers that they are going to make it to the end together and they hug.

Adam yells it is open, think the back yard.

Josh says he knew those answers so well, and Chelsia says he looked like a crazy gay guy, he says I looked gay? DUH! James and chelsia are giong to use the couch bed that was Sharon's and Josh's and tells her he never got off in them, she puts her own pillows on it since he had his face on them. He worries about voting against Alex/Amanda but she did cause trouble and went after Chelsia but he did not want to vote he out. Josh says with that gate there it feels like a play pen. Josh hopes there are pictures of his grandmother that passed away and was his rock. Neil left socks and Josh will keep them.

Boys are outside smoking and yelling like crazy, talking about the dr.s office before the show.
James has on a hat, and says this week the votes will be split and go to HOH to decide.

One more week without washer.

Matt does not want back door, no chance to fight for it. There will be only 2 couples voting, if you will POV you can't be put up.

The boys are sitting around talking in the living room. Josh comes in. Gloating. I hate his pursed lips. I hate his fat ass, I hate that stupid orange tee shirt he wears. OOO I hate Texas. Sorry if you're from Texas, I promise to only hate it for as long as Josh is in the house.

Josh asks Chelsia if he did the right thing by voting Amanda out. She says yes, she's happy she did. Chelsia and James are moving into Josh and Sharon's bed. Chelsia is putting stuff in the dresser and she says, "are these your socks?' Josh says,"no" Chelsia says, "well then they're Neil's" Josh snaps them up and says he'll take them. Fuck! That's what I need a picture of Josh with Neil's socks.

Matt feels sorry for Alex but Amanda did throw him under the bus, he is glad she is gone and not going after him all the time. They wonder how the interview went with Julie. Alex is a straight up guy and would not blame it on her.

I can hear Sharon and Josh in the back ground somewhere.

The boys are talking about the noms tomorrow.

well Wonderful recappers I am out for the night, can't wait to read your work in the morning.

(no worries from me Cycle, I am an Okie think Cowboy, Texas is not our faves either)

oh well one more, Josh just got called to DR. he knows Allison was in there telling on him.

Sheila can't believe she got called out live on TV.

Chelsia and Sharon talking about how Allison was clapping in Josh's face.

out now.

Allison just came out of DR, talking to Ryan in the WC, is acting like Josh is actually going to slit her throat. She's quite the drama queen. She told TPTB that she feels physically intimadated. Josh was called to DR. He came out discussing the reason. Whatever, now flames as they are discussing DR.

eta first time posting live feeds.

Josh is such a big man. He's saying that he would never hit a woman. He will scare them but never hit him. Sharon says that he should go to the DR and tell them that he would never hit anyone.

He's now talking to Sheila and Natalie telling them he would never hit Amanda and he wouldn't hit Allison.

Sheila is sucking up big time to Allison. What the hell? Josh is getting his bitch on. He's saying that we (all of us watching) hate Allison the most. I'm thinking, that no, we hate Allison yes, but you're world is going to crumble when you find out that you're the most hated.

Natalie is now talking shit about Allison. What the hell? Allison just saved them. Josh is pushing that he told Natalie and Matt days ago that he was voting for them to stay.

Josh is trying to spin that getting in Allison's face and saying she's going to make Allison's life a living hell is ok in any way shape or form.

Allison is washing her face and Ryan comes in. She starts crying. I think she's coming out of shock and now is reaching the acceptance/grief stage.

Josh says that Allison thinks he is really going to kill her, like really kill her. We go to trivia. Shit. I think we better count hamsters when we come back.

We're back. Allison is still alive. She's talking but I cannot understand her because she's got a toothbrush in her mouth and a mouthful of toothpaste. Allison is blathering on and on talking to Ryan. Ryan's looking like he wants to run. Run far away. Far, far away.

Trivia again. If Ryan kills Allison, well, who could blame him really.

Allison was telling a very bored and uninterested Ryan that she has never been talked to the way she has been talked to in the house - you know, the usual, cunt, bitch, blah blah blah and that she has a life outside this house. I never understood that - if you have such a marvelous life, why are you running away to the BB house??

She also said she knows why people are intimidated by her; she's not stupid (her opinion not mine).

I read anxiously through the recaps (great work people!) hoping to see Allison crying (Wailison)...and...trivia. THEN I switch to quad cam...and see hammies. The vagaries of BBReloader!

Shhhharon is whispering to Sheila, many other hammies are playing ool-pay. I must BBReload to find out what Shhhharon is saying. Still nothing. Oh hey, Josh is there too. Shhh and Sheila stealth whisper, Josh butts in - told Sheila she has a "bye week." Josh is bashing on Alison's mole that grabs mascara (word!). Drink! "The house makes you crazy," sayeth Joshhh. Joshhh wants Alison on slop. Josh calls out Alison for being too "fucking" intellecual int he BY. Oh, hey, lookie - it's Adam's Eyes. They're all about the team, Adam, Sheila, Joshhh and Shhhhh.

Josh, Sheila and Sharon majorly bashing Allison. Josh explaining that that the way she wears her mascara makes her look like she has a third eye and she should not wear 6 layers of mascara - he only wears one and he looks fine. Yes Josh, Cover Girl is on the phone now trying to get you signed.

Josh also saying this house makes him crazy, being cooped up. He is saying things he would never say. And this week is a bye week for everyone except them (Ryan and Allison).

In the KT, Joshh, Shhhhh, Adam and Sheila.

Per Joshhh, the plan to get rid of Alison, who has set seeds all over the house- Operation Gardener.

Gardener v Condor, you be the judge!

rehahcakes of HoH. Joshhhh is so proud of himself for realizing Benetar is not a major philosopher/auteur.

The millenia is yet a fetus, Joshhhh...jury's still out on Benetar.

These four perform self-congratulation on each other happily. Sheila wanted Nat home because of her condition. According the US, that's discrimination, against the minority of hypoglycemics. Sheila, you bigot! (Bear with me, the wine has all jumped right down my throat! Bad wine!)

They end up playing esoteric "what if," which is not my best game. Lightning quick, they move on to picture wall convo.

Adam's Eyes, Josh, Sheila and Sharon rehashcakes of HOH competition. Adam's Eyes said like twice he was right behond Josh on the buzzer - yeah right, whatever. Almost doesn't count in HOH competitions.

Back to Let's Bash Allison - Josh is quite confident she will stay away from him since she feels physically intimidated by him.

Sheila will go insane if she has to go back on slop. How is it possible to go insane if you already are? And for those who have never heard this before, she has lost 5 pounds.

Adam's Eyes are counting down till slop is over - 59 minutes. Hold on while I set my alarm.

Josh and Sharon called to DR - must be HOH time. Wow, the suspense is killing me. I need to set the volume down now before the requisite HOH screeching kills my ears.

Apologies, my spell check sux (I enjoyed typing that...sue me!).

Joshuah and Shhh and called to the DR. Ryan and Adam/Baller are talking around the pool table. Ryan brings up the thing. "We can still have the six." They're chalking sticks, literally, and Adam racks it, Ryan breaks, and scratches. Skippy bounces me to bedroom -

Matt and Nat. Nat says they need to sit and study stuff. Matt is happy to be "here" with a dash of parannoying by Nat, still wearing the unfortunate white culottes.

Soulmates! They each show asscrack as they unpack. Ain't love grand?

Allison in bed talking to Sheila(?) saying how he (Josh, I assume) was calling her a cunt, bitch, whore on live television and then flames. I'll have to call the cable company - my DVR didn't get that part of the show.

Allison is in bed with the lights off. Chelsia is talking to her and Allison is relating the death threats from Josh story "He said he'd slit my throat, calling me a whore a bitch and a cunt on live television..." Instead of just switching to a different part of the house we go to yule log.

And the screeching has begun as we are in the HOH room. Everyone fawning over the pic of Sharon and Jacob and the food they got. This is what I find most bizarre - they are getting a little too excited over some Britney CD. I didn't know anyone over the age of 12 actually bought Britney CD's.

Mensa members Matt, Adam and Ryan are out playing pool and making plans on how to get out of this predicament. Basically, they're floating the same plan I mentioned in the House Analysis thread, except I think I followed mine through to the end. For some reason, perhaps it has to do with the fact that the total IQ between these three is less than 50, they're easily distracted and talk about something else.

They get called to the HOH room. Flames.

We're back to my favorite part of the week. The big HOH reveal. Who the fuck cares. I'm not going to tell you what they got or describe their pictures.

Okay, this I have to describe, Josh is looking like a total dork. He's wearing some sort of fishing cap that appears to have a light on the front. He looks like a complete idiot. Even more so than usual. Josh informs the house that they aren't allowed any alcohol anymore because of the death threats (my words). Sharon is squealing and shrieking over her HOH loot. I don't care about this shit.

James and Matt come downstairs. They don't care about this shit either. Ryan comes out and they sit in the living room. They talk about how the voting goes. Jacob made such an impact that they can't even remember his name. They figure that people will vote based on game play. James figures that people won't vote if you burn too many bridges.

Ryan starts playing some sort of drum thing. Mattie thinks that Ryan and him are going up this week. James says go talk to Josh. Matt says, "ya, like I did with you?"

8:35 HT

I log on to Yule Log which ends in a cacaphony of Ca-Caws!!!

Mission Accomplished shouts someone.

Yeah-doesn't that phrase pretty much connotate the stench of failure at this point?

James explains the genesis of Operation BroDown. (loved that!)
It was to break up the bromance y'see.

Also, there is no way in hell these freaks know how to pronounce Goethe. I was sooo looking forward to that train wreck. I smell coaching.

Feelin' a little crazy tonight I flip to the Adam feed. Skippy obviously attended a risk managment lecture earlier and sends me to flames.

James says it's hard to be HOH and not piss people off.

Matt:"You did a decent job-you slept most of the time."

I'm starting to see why these folks are throwing around "Mission Accomplished" like it's a good thing.

Mattie:"The walls have ears. The walls talk."

No dude-the walls have EYES-they watch! Maybe they do listen a bit. But it's the ceiling that talks.

Mattie wants a movie night. He wants to see Prime. Sheila wants to see No Country for Old Men.

Sheila wants to know what's up for the Oscar. Well, nothing anymore. But good choice with No Country.

Ryan looks like he just swallowed a bug.

Matt says:"Natalie says there's a sucker born every day."

Umm . . . yeah . . . I'm sure she does.

Skippy is showing me Yule Log but I still hear all the conversation. Honestly-it's an improvement.

Matt and Natalie thank everyone. Nat professes thanks by shoving her boobs in people's faces.

"We survives Mattie, we survived."

You know what that means . . .

Blow jobs for everyone!

Natalie ends by saying she and Mattie will set the record for being on the block the most times. After their record one nomination.

Natalie recaps a Dr. Will speech. For anyone whoever wondered what Will would look like with giant breasts.

Somewhere Mike Boogie just got an erection.

8:45 HT

Ryan is chatting with Matt. Master recapper that I am I have no idea what they say. Skippy seems to think it was important.

Chelsia goes to visit Allison in her Bed O' Bummin' She reports that Josh wanted her to know that he wouldn't come near her.

Allison:'It's not about that."
Chelsia:"Is this about the gambling?"

Jigga-wha?

Allison refuses to stay in the house with someone who is not mentally stable.
Yeah, that's pretty much the entire premise of the show.

Good grief-here we go with the "I have a life outside of here" crap. What.Ever.

Allison is pissed that Josh swore at her on live TV and CBS did nothing. She can't believe he was allowed to threaten her. Unless he faces serious repercussions she is leaving.

She thinks this is abuse?!?! Chick wouldn't have lasted 2 days in the Dick season. Someone needs a good tea shot to the head.

Allison:"Why would I give a fuck what a gay man thinks about me?"

Well then.

Cheslia-drowning in this sea of bull poop, responds by telling Allison what a wonderful girl she is.

It's time for another chorus of "I didn't sign up for this!"

"He doesn't get that I can take this footage to a lawyer and sue him."

Good luck with that.

She thinks her father is about to storm the CBS castle right now.

Chelsia seems to be doubting Allison's claim that Josh physically threatened her. She disguises this by saying she's sorry no one was there to help Allison.

It's just so different for Allison because she's such an awesomely successful, mature, established person. None of these other losers could possibly understand,

Allison's problem is she's too much of a giver y'all. She just helps and helps. And forgives and forgives.

"I'm not trying to be weird or conceited, but I never have problems with guys, I never have not gotten someone I wanted and in this house I am dealing with people I wouldn't date anyway, and if Ryan was a real man he would have said something to Josh."

Nope-not weird or conceited at all.

More like psycopathically deluded and self-absorbed.

9:00 HT

Josh and Sharon are running down nominee possibilities with James in HOH. I think it's looking like Matt & Nat for the second spot.

James tells the new power couple the BB announcements are louder in HOH.

If Allison and Ryan win POV Sheila and Adam go up and they gotta get Matt/Nat out.

Sharon ponders if Matt and Allison knew each other from before.

James says it doesn't matter. Don't overthink.

Josh giggles at Allison crying wolf that she's going to leave.

They turn on the spy screen. (Not the soy screen which I first typed. Although that might be more environmentally friendly.)

YULE LOGGAGE!

Josh brags to Sharon that he thinks that they'll run the table on the rest of the competitions.

Uhh . . . you do know you can't compete in the next HOH right?

Also hubris comes before a fall.

Also-have you SEEN your gut?


In the kitchen:
Nat:"Tuna is tough for a fish."

PIZZA TIME!

There is a meat pizza, something desrcibed as chicken and oh yeah, and something described as monster pizza.

Those West Coast pizzas are so trendy.

Chelsia:"Why does it smell like fish?"
I'd check the odd discolorations in Nat's cullottes myself.

Those jeans are doing nothing for Ryan's ass.

Allison has pulled herself from the Divan O' Despair to stuff her maw with thick cheesy slices. She chews with petulance.

Damn that pizza looks good.

BBAD is off and running

We are up in the HOH room with the new Queen of the HOH, Josh talking with James...we got half a second of that before we move back to one of the back bedrooms where Chelsia and Matt are talking to Allison who appears to have taken to bed....

We are back to HOH, as ADDSkippy is in charge tonight. Josh is extremely over-confident at this point. The key reason - they are the only couple to have won 2 competitions. Wow - that's an overwhelming number over M/N's 1 and James/Chelsia's 1.

Oh, and Ryan is stupid too - soo saying the Queen Bee of the House, Joshuah.

It's pizza tonight for the hammies and they are excited. Can't tell whether or not the slop couple - sheila and adam - can eat pizza or not.


ooohhh...Allison is out of the back bedroom. Guess she is holding back on planning her lawsuit against Josh for the time being.

Chelsia is complaining about the pizza smelling fishy - maybe there is a pizza with anchovies. Overall, everyone thinks this is the best pizza ever. Everyone is thanking BB.

eating is largely boring so I post

ETA: I have to agree with BeeHoppy, that Pizza looks f'ing awesome

Matt professes to speak "A-baller" and will translate Adam. Well yes, but you'll only be able to translate him into Bahstan Matthole and how will that help the rest of us?

Sheila doesn't normally eat pizza. Because pizza is a food of joy, not bitterness. Pizza is only love. All love. There is no bitter in pizza.

Matt:"Cali pizza is so different from Oz." Oz? They had pizza in Oz? And Matt ate it? Oh-he mean OURS. See what I mean-who the hell speaks Bahstan Matthole?

Cheslia says she has a great dinner discussion. She asks Josh if he will self pleasure in the shower this evening. I never thought I would actually miss the days of the Jack Shack.

Sharon's dog is named Carolina. She weighs 80 pounds. Jesus-what sort of hell beast is that?

Sweet Anchovies-they named the dog Carolina because she is white with blue eyes. Tarheel colors. And that's why they picked her. She got him with Jacob and she got custody when they broke up. The dog was $1,400.

Natalie got a Jack Russell at Wal-Mart.

Skips is all over Allison and Allison's picture in the house. I guess he's preparing in the event of a Allison meltdown or another verbal slap-fight between Allison and Josh.

Sharon is explaining what a "Carolina" dog was and I'm completely lost except that the dog has blue eyes and white hair - I'm not sure what the breed is or anything. They start talking about Sharon's background and she talks about how she isn't from anywhere. Someone asks her about the bases in Carolina. She doesn't recognize the base name but she knows there is a Fort Bragg in Carolina.

James jumps in and says he knows about Fort Bragg.

(insert your own joke here)

now they are talking about Castaway and Natalie talks about how much she like Wilson from the movie. Poor Natalie - I think she thinks the ball was actually part of the cast. Natalie talks about when she was a kid she used to talk to inanimate objects - only she doesn't say inanimate or objects but you understand. Someone then calls Wilson a soccerball - is it really that hard to distinguish a volleyball from a soccer ball. Stupid hamsters.

everyone is claiming to be stuffed so I post

8:15 HT

Dinner is the worst time for multi-recappers because they're all in one place and nothing's happening anyway. But zgeist is brilliant and I eagerly welcome his company. Also, the pizza is making me hungry, and I may need to take a snack break. And a jammies break.

The hammies are now jealous of the HGs in a previous season who "got" to watch Talledega Nights. Yeah-real treat there. And one that every other being on the planet was somehow denied.

Chelsia:'If we have a competition coming up we need a grill."

Uh-I believe that ship has sailed morons-you took the bowls of booze.

Adam asks if Jacob talked to Sharon's folks after eviction.

Sharon says "Hell no!"

Sharon's dad hated Jacob? Because he cheated on her? No-because he was the biggest threat to steal her from her Daddy. Great-she has Daddy issues.

Apparently one of the pizzas has lamb. Someone has never eaten lamb. I had the most amazing lamb at my birthday dinner last weekend. So good. And cinnamon quail. And shocked escolar.

Now I'm really hungry.

back from sho2 promo...talk about the new batman movie being held up because Heath Ledger died. How do they know that?

Queen Bee Josh has finished eating and has returned to his royal chambers. Meanwhile, Sheila is talking about River Phoenix's death - do these kids even know who River Phoenix is?

Oh No, Sheila is talking about how she was in Don Juan Demarco - famewhore story warning - she's talking about getting to meet Johnny Depp. He was cool. All of her scenes were cut out. She also famedrops Waterworld. Pick a better movie to famedrop Sheila.

SR makeout session with Chelsia and Matt. Chelsia is acting like she likes it but I get the feeling this is part of Chelsia's strategy to stick around in the house.

Allison's been making noise about leaving but no one feels like she is gonna go through with it. Ryan sounds a little beaten down tonight and the guys are trying to buck him up. Matt tries to use the example of Kail from last year as a sign of being able to make it. For some reason, they think she made it that long because she had people supporting her. Know-nothings.

Skips has managed to perv on Chelsia switching into her swimsuit...he doesn't stay with it too long on Sho2 and we go back outside.

matt is saying that Amanda is the one who got Josh all worked up about Allison. James and others fill in that Allison wasn't telling her vote to Josh earlier and it was pissing James off in addition to Allison/Ryan switching their votes.

Perv Skippy takes back control of the camera and is showing us Chelsia bending over and pumping the towels in the washtub. That's kind of trashy of you Skips, show a little class.

Skips switches us back to the guys outside shooting bull.

Skips switches back for a sec to Chelsia and her Skankini washing towels. I didn't think anyone would end up with a smaller swimsuit than Natalie but Chelsia has.

We are back outside where the guys are talking about Josh saying he was going to slit Allison's throat and strangle her?????? Did he really say that or is Allison saying he said that????

Skips hits the promo button, so I post

9:34pm HT Sho2

Skippy takes us away from guy talk to perv on Chelsia as she changes.

Back for guy talk.

Now back inside as Skippy pervs on Chelsia in the shower as she washes towels in the metal tub.
Natalie comes in the room says she's going to the bathroom and skippy switches us outside for guy talk.

Back inside Natalie says there's tons of towels and then back outside for guy talk.

They talk about there being an inside lock down so the food comp can be setup.

Alex says "I can't believe he said that." He's talking about a threat someone in the house made to someone else.
As that's said we get switched to the kitchen where Allison throws something into the trash.

Skippy takes us to promos.

back from sho2 promo...James is talking about a comedian friend he has who owns some sort of comedy bar.

we've gone back inside and Allison is now picking the scab off of Sheila and Allison's fight from a couple of days ago. Why has Allison decided to bring this back up? Sheila is starting to get pissed off with Allison. Allison says that Sheila knew that Josh was against Allison at the point of the fight and Allison is taken back by it...or something. I'm not really sure what point she's making and I know that Sheila doesn't get it.

Ryan comes into the sauna during the discussion...

Sheila goes back explaining that she had to respond to what Chenbot asked her about her fight with Allison. It turns out that Allison is mad about Sheila's response because she didn't understand why.....and she doesn't say anything else. What the hell is her problem????

Allison is being a whiney little bitch and she seems to think the fight lasted for 5 seconds instead of understanding that it went on for a couple of hours. Allison doesn't think she is reading too much into things although Sheila is saying she is.

this is really tedious having to hear them re-hash this whole fight...I watched it the first time. So, I post

so now we have moved from re-hashing yeastinfectiongate to allergictopeanutgate to hammie down to tylenopmgate. Allison is making it out to say that Josh made it sound like Sheila was in cahoots with Josh or something. Ryan and Sheila both try to tell her that's not what happened. Allison claims she doesn't want to re-hash it - although she has. Ryan tries to explain that Amanda was the one who was stirring things up between the teams - which is probably true.

I think Allison is trying to say that she thinks Sheila knew about Josh and didn't share it with Allison and Allison is mad about it - at least that's the best I can tell.

It turns out that no one else saw Josh make the threats of physical violence to Allison - by Allison's own admission.

Allison is know claiming that Josh is psychotic and unstable - and she doesn't feel safe around him. She makes some sort of claim that Josh can't be within five feet of her.

Ladies and Gentlemen - we have our new house Amanda

It turns out that Josh is telling Adam that he does have to give Allison 5 feet of personal space. Damn, how come Jen never got that from Dick last season?

skippy hits the promo button so I post

9:42pm HT Sho2

Back from promos,
Allison and Penthouse Prude are talking in the Sauna.

Allison is upset about Prudes response to Julie Chen during the live show.
Allison has her cranky bitchy face on.

Prude gets loud and Allison tells her lets just talk.
Allison says people are saying "Wow there must be a disconnect between you and Sheila."

Ryan enters the Sauna room and lays to the table.

Prude says she was just responding to what Julie said.
Allison is playing mind games with Prude.

She keeps saying she's not upset but she is just suprised about her answer.
Well if it does not bother you why are you brining it up!

Pride says Allison is making Prude fell bad about her response.
She has not mentioned that her 16 year old son is watching yet.

Allison again tells Prude she's talking to loud.
Prude says "I'm never going to be able to talk at your level, I'm Sicilian that's just the way we talk."

Prude says Allison is making to much of the comment.
Prude is rehashing about what happened after the fight from a week ago.

Allison says "It did sound like here was still some" Ryan "animosity?"
Allison says she wanted to come into clean the air.

Allison says she's verry concerned about Joshes comments, he's very unstable, and very wierd.
Allison says Josh is not allowed within 5 feet of her.
He came up to her and told her he was going to slit her throat and then flung his HOH key at her.
Allison says they have the incident on tape.

ShoSkippy finally catches on Allison is talking about the threat at dumps us to the kitchen.
Adam askes Josh if he's ok, he says he can't talk about it but he has to give Allison 5 feet of personal space.

ShoSkippy sends is to promo.