Joshuah is 25, an advertising media buyer from Dallas, Texas.

Fisty thinks this guy's parents do not know how to spell.


(Photo courtesy of TVGuide.com)

From his My Space page.

Bisexual, single, gemini

About me:
I am a very active and energetic guy that loves to go out and have a good time. I love to meet new people and make new friends.

I want a guy that would enjoy going out to dinner or a movie then meeting up with my friends to have a drink or go out, and then going home and spending quality time with each other. I want a partner I can have fun with, but also have something real and fulfilling.

Now I want to meet a partner in the house... someone who is my soulmate and will help bring me to the end of the game. Im here to win!!!”

emphasis mine

GAH! There's that word again.

I just looked at that my space link and he's on line right now! How can he be on line if he's in the house?



Edited to add a question mark at the end of my question.

Ronnie, all that means is that someone else has his log on. He may have given the information to a friend to monitor his profile while he was away.

No ff, it means he knew I was looking at his profile and wanted to make contact with me for some reason.


Actually, I realized that after I edited. I think last season, I made it clear that too many edits seem to get me in trouble somehow so I just let it lie.

Where the hell is Ferf?

I would guess that Ferf is letting her blog regulars down gently right about now.....

No! No! Oh God no! Please no! Bad flashbacks to watching Dawson's Creek in eighth grade. If I ever hear the word soulmate again, I might just combust. Because really? If what you're looking for in a soulmate is someone who can win you 500.000 dollars (250,000 after taxes) then... well.... you're just the most shallow person on earth!

I'll be his soulmate...as long as he doesn't want to like, talk to me.

Ah the degredation that belt buckle will go through in the house...though it may make a handy weapon.

I think he'll be fun, in a drunk girl to laugh at kind of way.

this photo is rather dorky. I like the one on the CBS website much better.

Plus, has he not watched the show before? Does he really think he is going to find someone "soulmate" worthy in the Big Brother house??

I will give him credit though. He was smart enough to pose in this picture in such a way that his manboobs are not the first thing you notice.

The spelling of his name makes him a pretentious fuck though.

Just looking at him I can already hear that draaaaawl, y'all.....

I don't hate him yet and he doesn't scare me. That puts him in my top 2 so far. Now that scares me!

He reminds me of Jeff from Survivor: Australia.

From his bio:



Sounds like a dirty little secret to me.

Huh, I would think that would be more damaging to the coach to sleep with a girl's bisexual brother but maybe not in their world.

I'm thinking Cowboy with better teeth and a smaller belt buckle.

Kinda cute....but I call BS on the BI.

That's not a bad thing, is it? Ah, the Jeff/Colby fantasies I used to have... Now I'm kicking myself for missing his shirtless BB (S2? S3? I forget) appearance.

I'm wondering if the second 'h' in 'Joshuah' is parentally pretentious or just gay pretentious. I'm not sure I buy the 'bi-'.

From the photos of the other male hamsters, I don't have a BB9 crush just yet, but joshuaH is the highest on my pretty boy meter.

Nope, it isn't a bad thing! Jeff was cute, this guy's cute, despite the pretentious spelling of his name. Right now he's my favorite, so he's sure to turn into a jerk on a grand scale.

Yep, there goes the whole "bi" thing.


eta~ dang. I just saw this:


Back to square one.

I dunno-Natalie's whole look is sort of like a three car pileup on the drag queen highway. Even I can't look away.

So far Joshuah seems pretty benign. But when I see his name in print, for some reason I see "Ushuaia," which really bugs me. Is he fierce enough to bring to mind the ends of the earth? Time will tell!

Every time I see his name in print I think **Jazz Hands**, which makes me laugh hysterically. He doesn't appear to have any fierceness in him. I'm still waiting for the stereotypical drama that has surrounded every gay guy that has passed through the Big Brother house. I had high hopes for this one and my hopes are quickly dwindling.

I can only speak for myself, but I'd be looking at Natalie too, and I'm very solidly gay...there's no bi going on here. I don't know what it is, but I know several gay guys who seem to have the same fascination with breasts and nipples on someone like Natalie who just throws it out there for the world to see. It's kind of like a Jane Goodall observing the primates in their habitat sort of thing--nothing at all sexual. It's just interesting to look at.

And...I've probably said too much.

As for Joshuah, so far I like him...but there's something about the whole "sleeping with your sister's coach" thing that is causing me to reserve my judgment. He's in neutral territory right now, but if he ends up being kind of normal, then I'll put him in the "like" category.

Tonight, while talking to Chelsia, Joshuah said something to the effect of, "I hate to use the S word, but she is acting psychotic."

Later, he said he had "two degrees".

I cannot stop smiling.

This guy is quickly making it to the top of my shit list. Last night, he was discussing his Most Hated Hammie (Amanda) with Allison. He said something to the effect of "Now I know why her father committed suicide," and then made a face like he was being hung.

I understand bashing is part of the lifestyle of a hammie. They give them nothing to do, so it's inevitable. However, some subjects should be left alone.

You suck, pal.

Not to mention bashing everyone in the state of Minnesota and the state itself. I know many superior individuals from Minnesota and have been in the lakes and Minneapolis many times. It's a lovely place.

Also bashing everyone who buys clothes from Old Navy and other more economical shops.

I agree, he sucks.

Does anyone else notice that as soon as Showtime goes on. Joshuah seems to come alive? He's been moping around and laying around all day, suddenly, Showtime comes on and he's in the hot tub, on a rant.

Aaannnnnd *Jazz Hands*

Is this guy the product of a Marcy/Dustin love trist?

Is anyone besides me disappointed at how spiteful and mean this guy has become? A little venom goes a long way and this guy is just over-flowing with it.

Disappointed? More like expected - There had to be at least one after VD (Venomous DICK!) won last season...

It hasn't got anything to do with Dick. They have one of these assholes every season. It's just that Dick was so blatant about it so now everyone will compare every asshole to him from now on.

There was Dr. Will, whom everyone initially hated because they didn't get his playing to the camera bit. We had Maggie who was vile but didn't have the balls to own it so she made the others do her bidding. Of course there was Boogie. There was Dustin who, the longer he stayed in the house the more of an asshole he became. The same with every person on All Star, except Janelle and Will. Marcy was a catty bitch. There have been vile people before Dick and there will vile people in the seasons after Dick. No offense, I'm just tired of hearing about how vile he was. He won, that season is over and we have a new batch of hammies.

I'm not trying to be argumentative or dismiss your opinion because I respect it. I'm just giving my opinion about how I feel about the constant rehashing of how "evil" Dick was last year.

Moving over to Diary room with this subject.

THANK YOU!

From Neil's MySpace page (which was quoted in the Neil thread:


I'm a little behind, but what exactly was Neil and Josh's "brilliant strategy" to win?

And yes, I also think Josh has become/is extremely venomous and bitchy-catty (which is somehow different from your normal bitchiness and your normal cattiness. Think about it.)

I'll have to see the ShoTime vs. non-ShoTime difference in JoshuaH.
Although, we DO know that Josh would loooooove to be a TV soap actor, as he's stated several times in the house.

Maybe he's planning on BBAD to be his 2-3 month audition reel?
Silly hammie.

He seems to believe that stirring up shit with other people will make them look crazy and thus a target. He mentioned something about it in the DR in the last show regarding the Amanda fight (and the fact he was laughing as soon as he was in the house in the middle of it would seem to verify that.)

Not sure that it's that great a strategy though. Picking fights kinda makes YOU look bad, too.

Two things about Joshua.

First, during the Mattalie fight last night, there were some close ups on Josh, who sat there with a maniacal look of glee on his face. He was taking too much pleasure in the fact that another couple had imploded while on the block.

Secondly, should he not get a penalty of some sort? They're supposed to sleep with their partners and he slept in the bathroom last night. He broke the rules, wouldn't it be hilarious if they took the veto away from him and gave it to say Adam and Sheila? Ha! I would laugh my ass off.

I know I posted last in this thread but it's been 2 days since my last post. I hope I'm not breaking the double posting rules.

I just want to say that since James/Chelsia and Josh/Sharon came up with the Lord of the Flies plan where they take all of the condiments that people on slop can have, has anyone else noticed that Josh has been eating an awful lot of pickles? Has the plan gone into effect? Have they started using up/throwing away all the condiments already?

You know what would be hilarious? If they went through with this plan and those two couples were the only ones who were on slop next week.

I was just about to mention how will they feel if they're the ones on slop next week. Crossing my fingers it will happen; I just bet we'll get some whining out of them.

Josh has "literally" been annoying the crap out of me since he and Sharon won HOH this week.
He goes off about Allison behind her back about how horrible she is..third eye...mascara etc. He must have thought he was doing a stand up routine at a comedy club, because Josh kept going and going with the zingers about Allison.
And during all of his zingers, Josh used the word "literally" at least once (if not two or three times), for EACH zingers.
Literally. For EACH zinger.

Josh (and Sharon) just could not stop gleefully (and maniacally) telling each other how wonderful they are for winning HOH, for not letting that bitch Allison get POV, for having such awesomely strategic plans, for running the house, and for just being The BEST Darn Couple in the history of couples on Big Brother, etc.

It was like watching a train wreck.
I'd hate to see if these 2 were like this in real life.
I'm sure Josh gets a lot of laughs over causing others pain or humiliation.
And Sharon sure seems to laugh a lot (er, 'cackle') when Josh trashes other people.

Man they are not being kind to him in the edits on the show tonight. He really IS mean for the sake of being mean isn't he? Wow.

He is mean for the sake of being mean.

Josh just goes off for no reason and it's continual with no let up. And when one target is taken care of, he just moves to another, for absolutely no reason. And he's mean about things people have no control over. Matt's lazy eye, Allison's small boobs, whatever. And it comes from a doughboy who wears nothing but orange clothes.

What IS it with this man and his need to be in water. He soaks in the tub forever, then goes out to the hot tub, and then returns to the HoH to moan that he can't have a long soak without getting interrupted. It almost makes me wonder if he has a complex about feeling "clean" or (more disgustingly) what he's doing under the water.

(Ew. Can't believe I just said that.)

Anyway, this guy is ugly mean. He's like Dick, but without the dark sense of humor.

I think he is actually worse than Dick.

Yes, he counted both his major and his minor as degrees...I thought that would be more of an Aggie thing to do than a T-sipper, but I guess times have changed...

For the non-Texans in the house, or those who don't follow college sports, Texas Agricultural and Mechanical (Texas A & M) and the University of Texas are intense rivals. A & M students, or Aggies, have been the butt of jokes that resemble those about blonds as long as I can remember. Which is ironic because one must have much better grades to get into A & M, while UT is perennially on the list of top party schools in the country.

When he counted his major and minor as "two degrees" I made an unattractive noise that was a combo snort and laugh. Someone should hit Little Miss Joshuah with a cluestick to let him know that mean and stupid is not a pretty look.

YES! Someone who hated Dick last year sees it too. With Dick, at least when they had dinner he would let up and be nice. Remember Danielle saying to Eric, "He's not going to go after you at dinner." She was appalled that Eric would even think he would ruin something as civilized as dinner.

With Josh, he instigates the silent treatment, the exorcism, most of the gossip, etc. His words aren't for any sort of game play, at all. He just says shit to be cruel.

Exactly! Dick was a misogynist and fairly repulsive with the spitting and farting. He didn't like certain people and said so, but I have to give it to him, he was often provoked. When he went off on people it was game. With Josh? It ain't nuth'n but pure mean for the sake of being mean. Today he was saying he was the funny gay guy. It's like he has no idea he's gone too far. His rage comes out of nowhere. Dick would have never said the things Josh has said about suicide. Josh still doesn't think that was wrong. He owes an apology to every viewer touched by suicide. He hurts people and then mocks them for being hurt. I can't imagine being trapped in a house with Josh.

You know, I despise this guy with all the passion I have in me. I just watched the feeds and Allison was sitting at the table eating and Josh was at the stove cooking meatballs. Not one word passed between them, not.one! Allison left. Very shortly after, Natalie came in and Josh says, "can you believe it? She just asked me to be her friend again." And then he turned it into a 15 minute Allison bashing session. Allison said absolutely nothing to him.

I don't like Allison but he's sooo deluded and obsessed with Allison right now. He can't see anything further than this week. I read on another site where someone said, a good HOH is when you put two up and either will advance both the house and your game. Josh is so obsess with Allison, he's going to screw up his game. I'll be so happy.

It was also hilarious. He and Sharon were in the HOH discussing who would vote for them in the end and they couldn't name one person. Not one. Then Josh says,"Well, maybe America will vote for the winner." Ha! Loser.