It was one of my majors in college, you know.

I'm no fan of poetry, but I'll contribute this: Cat Haiku. The fourth one is probably my favorite haiku ever.

I'm having a hard time picturing Tsy writing poetry, other than the occasional dirty limerick. What rhymes with "spanking"?

"Thanking" because Tsylyst should always thank someone after he gets a spanking.

Editing to spell Tsylyst's name correctly so I don't get a spanking and because I can read his post right below mine where he pointed out to me that I spelled his name wrong and I apologize

banking
pranking
ranking
yanking
tanking
flanking
clanking
hittingpeoplethatdon'tspellmynamerightwithaplanking

*snap* *snap* *snap*