Inspired by tonight's chat, let's play the BB8 drinking game! I'll start with an easy one:

DRINK! when you hear Amber swear on her daughter's life.

DRINK! When Er-ick takes waaayyy too long to get to the point.

ETA: This topic is going to be good!

In honor of tonight's show, DRINK! whenever Zach cock-blocks Eric.

DRINK! whenever Jen checks herself out in a mirror.

DRINK! when Dick hacks up snot.

What? You haven't gotten the most obvious one!

Drink when Ambore cries.

2 drinks when she looks like she's just been crying.

3 drinks when she looks like she's about to cry.

4 drinks when she swears she isn't going to cry anymore!

5 drinks when she cries right after saying she won't cry anymore.

Drink when Jam prays

Drink when Jess talks about a lil bity baby

Drink when Dani says its sooooo frustratinggggggggggggggggggg

Drink when any of them say Awkwarddddddddddd

Drink when Jen says like

Drink when Amber says, "and that's that"

We should end up being a drunk bunch

Drink when DICK! goes off on someone. Inanimate objects count for double. Amber counts triple.

DRINK! when Amber grabs her necklace

DRINK! when CBS editors insert the *ding* sound effect

and of course -
DRINK! when anyone says "on the block" grrrr.

Drink when anyone mentions Carol!

DRINK! when the Chenbot malfunctions.

DRINK! when you hear me say I hate them all.

You will never be sober again.

iiwii DRINK!

This thread would be so much better if I could actually drink. Eating cake instead doesn't sound like such a wise idea. I need a ghost drinker.

Always happy to help out! Is there anything special that you would like me to drink for you??

How about a nice Sauvignon Blanc, Dais. It goes so nicely with hamster.

I agree. That is what I drink most of the time during BB. I'll just need to drink directly from the bottle now...not a prob!

Edited to add: My favorite BB drinking game phrases "everything happens for a reason" and "at the end of the day" which is actually worth two drinks!

Drink every time Amber has a vision

Drink! every time Jess yells "Booyah!".

Drink! whenever Zach gets called ogre.

2 drinks if Ambore talks about OGG, then follows it by calling someone a fucker, motherfucker, fucking weasel, etc.

DRINK! whenever someone talks about their bowel movement.

Drink!!! whenever Amber says "I just can't"

DRINK! and then throw yourself on the floor and gator every time Jam says "mmmm hmmmm".

Drink!!!!!! whenever Eric raises that damn eyebrow

i swear i just want to get some duct tape and tape that sucker down....

Drink! Every time Eric makes squirrely eyes

Guys, this is Season 8. Hammies are awake? DRINK.

Drink! when Dickus says something he's done is "the best move in BB history".

Drink!!!!! whenever Jess says "Oh Erick"

Just drink, drink all the time, whenever you have the feeds up. Seriously. This is my third BB season as a non-drinking sober type person, and I don't know if anyone noticed, but my recapping pretty much died somewhere in the middle of season six and I didn't even bother with the feeds last year or this year. I can't bear the feeds without booze, therefore no feeds and no recrapping for Brenty!

Especially this season, crimeny! I can handle at most 10 minutes of ShoToo before I have to turn it off.

So no need for games, just drink!*


*Please drink responsibly. Do not drink and drive. Do not drink and play with matches. I am not a Doctor and my comments should not be taken as medical advice. I do not advocate alcoholism as a lifestyle choice, but it is your liver and you can do with it as you please. Please spay and/or neuter your pets. Be kind to animals. Beware of sodium lauryl sulfate. Do not stare directly into an eclipse. Do not drink rubbing alcohol, or sterno, or battery acid. Please mind the gap. That is all

frazzledglispa, this belongs in the slogan thread.

Thanks! Should I add: please do not taunt happy-fun-ball?

Drink until you go blind, and then the season will be watchable.

Absolutely, fraz!

Definitely.

Frazzledglispa you're my train announcer aren't you?!

Shh, Minxy, that's a secret!

Bump!

Drink whenver a houseguest says that they have to win HOH.

Drink whenever Zach says "in this game," or "in this house."

DRINK! Whenever Zach talks to an inanimate object (not including other HG's).

*Drink* whenever HT goes down.

Devin is now in charge of my sobriety. I feel safe.