Be creative with your favorite -- or least favorite -- hamster. Take a screencap or photo and use image-editing software to have a go at the houseguests.

Since I've been wanting a chop thread for years, I'll get things started with a low-budget MS Paint creation.
Shut up! I was in a hurry!

Amber being a littttttttle clingy:



Maybe Dustbin won't mind sequester, unless she is out next.

Clean up, hamsters, and you wouldn't have this problem!

HA! Okay, that made me laugh, Lifey.

Just ran across an absolutely hysterical photochop from another board.


Moved from Screencaps thread -- Mags

ETA: Found at http://survivorsucks.yuku.com

I think I just peed myself.

laughed 'till I cried...then called the hubbie in from the next room so he could have a good chuckle.

I can't claim credit for this (it was emailed to me, unattributed, so if you know whose it is let me know), but I got a giggle out of it:

ETA: I guess blogger won't let me link the photo, so here's the link to the blog post: Zach's new career....

OMG - same here. Good thing I wasn't drinking anything. The poor monitor would have had a bath!

OMG! Rainbo, that is priceless!

Inspired by Zach's 7.5 hours on the carrot:

Go ahead an cry Matty baby.

Crusty, I think this is a dead-on depiction. Good work!

Thankies.

A very strange separated at birth: Ryan and Chikezzee

OOG! That's pretty creepy. They could be some sort of Neanderthal edition of the ying and yang.

Awesome job, CrustyLugholes!

Awesome! I suggest that if Ryan wins this thing that this hamsterday offering do a few hour turn in the hamstertime banner.

Is that a blasphemous thought?

It beats the heck out of Booger!

Eerie. It looks like there might be some flying monkey in there, too.

IFE, that's priceless. Green Booger walking!

I'm not sure if anyone has seen the movie The Dark Crystal (boo! if you haven't!), but Natalie is clearly a Gelfling. This is troubling to me, because her personality is far more like a Skeksis. Oh well. I still hate her.

(and if you haven't see The Dark Crystal, you need to rent it. Any child of the 80's...or anyone for that matter...has no reason not to see this Jim Henson masterpiece!)

edited because photobucket somehow lost my picture. I think it's because natalie is scary.

Will/Dick


Hal Sparks

OR

Dylan McDermott

I am ready to eat greet you! MUWHAHAHAHA!

I have no idea which thread this belongs in.

I don't currently have Photoshop on this computer but, if anyone else has PS and some free time, I would LOVE to see Fisty with his normal-sized shoulders and tiny head this week, in honour of Jessie's HoH. Hee!

This thread hasn't seen much action, so it's been renamed so everyone can play a new game: "What historic events was Jerry a part of?". Was he in the Revolutionary War? Did he come over on the Mayflower? Text and/or photochops, tell us how old Jerry REALLY is!

(Thanks to Roxy for the idea!)

Jerry told Benedict Arnold the English were going to win the Revolutionary War.

LOVE this idea!

Remember when the printing press was invented? Jerry does.

Jerry was Mary Queen of Scots personal advisor. Kate, was all just sour grapes.

Just before he fell in....

(If someone could get a screencap of him falling in the pool, we could do all sorts of fun stuff)

Remember when Jerry fell in the Red Sea right before Moses parted it?

Jerry knew Judas, Judas was a personal friend of his, and you Dan, are a Judas.

Jerry wove the basket Moses' mother sent him down the Nile in.

Too funny! Nice job!

Oh, and Jerry was there for the mutiny on the Bounty.

Jerry took Queen Elizabeth I's virginity...she didn't notice, and carried on, heretofore known as The Virgin Queen.

....And then we signed it, heh heh heh.

Jerry fastened the latch on the Trojan Horse

Was the original Judas.

Jerry was one of the Magi. He dropped off frankincense, called The Virgin Mary the "c" word and took off.

Jerry was behind Lot's wife on the way out of Sodom and Gomorrah.

Jerry used to babysit John McCain, back when McCain was a young boy. You know, back in the stone age.

I knew Judas. Judas was a friend of mine, and Dan you'll always be Judas to me.

eta:
(I promise I didn't steal your previous post Bee. (I was too busy playing) I guess some jokes just writes themselves...)
edited again cause the above sounds like Bee accused me of that, which she didn't. And now I'll stop.

Amazing Job Daisy!

Jerry imprisoned McCain in 'Nam. He was janellous - McCain has prettier hair.