Make Zach's personality a little more interesting by giving him a secret identity.

I think Zach's secret identity is that he's is actually a MIME, which explains his inability to have a normal conversation. He's just not used to using his words.

Zach's secret identity is that he's really America's player, which is why his game sucks so bad...

Zach's secret identity is that he's actually Dani's half-brother. Dick had a meaningless fling at a hash bar in Amsterdam with a Pacman programmer in the 80's. That explains the warm fuzzy feelings Zach has for St. Nick.

the brother thing was one of Eric's suggestions for an embarrassing DR during beer pong the other night.

creeepy

He actually is a dolphin that's been given the ability to communicate with humans... badly.

He is actually Little Bunny Foo Foo, picking up the hamsters, and bopping them on their heads.

Keith, did you know he got the swirlies for singing that? You reminded me and I got to laugh again.

ha! No, I didn't know that. Who exactly is going to sue them over that song?

Zach is actually Mike, because I couldn't tell them apart for the first 2 weeks.

Zach is actually... he's actually... umm... who the hell is Zach?

Zach is my future husband, who will embarrass me at each and every social function we attend until I give up at the age of 60 and begin leaving him at home to websurf while I go travel around the world.

wait.. those are my parents....