In tonight's chat, we played a little game that amused us all greatly (we're easy). Join in! What else can we blame on Eric?

ckadorwarbringer: we should make a photoshop thread of "Other things Eric is responsible for..."
cubkip: Eric makes my brastraps hurt my shoulder
cubkip: that bastard
CindySiandam: war in Israel?
cubkip: Bridge?
CindySiandam: global warming
Magpie542: eric made HT crash, that bastard
Window2TheWorld: eric makes baby jesus cry lol
GenieinTX: Eric put a nail in front of my car and caused my flat
anniebird111: Eric caused an accident on my way home tonight
Klaatu7452: Eric shot JR
Magpie542: eric made cub have shoulder surgery
HTLurker1234: Eric discovered the internet, not Gore
cubkip: Eric tore my rotator cuff
GenieinTX: Eric was on the grassy knoll
cubkip: Eric dislocated my knee too
Donnafair: Eric caused Barry Bonds to take steroids.
HTLurker1234: Eric infected my ingrown toenail
Magpie542: eric gave us unan1mous
Lifeonhold52: Eric is the real father of Danilynn
cubkip: Eric started the idea of women having periods
Window2TheWorld: eric is mike boogies father
HTLurker1234: Eric signed the papers that ended Jericho
GenieinTX: Eric is in the King suit on the Burger King commericals
ShyLurkerGuy: eric caused the big northeast blackout
cubkip: Eric put PEEN and Holly on BB
CindySiandam: Eric cancelled my market research tonight and didn't inform me
gfrc2002: Eric invented telemarketing
GenieinTX: Eric send my work email address thousands of email to clog the system
Donnafair: Eric makes Rachael Ray overuse "Yummo"
Klaatu7452: Eric created the sunami
Magpie542: eric made maggie and booger win BB
inkyL0808: Eric wrote Oh Mickey you're so fine
HTLurker1234: Eric causes my laptop battery to overheat, and I get lapsweat
CindySiandam: Eric invented EVOO
roxcami: Eric made Waamber have 2 abortions and lie about 2 more
cubkip: Eric ruined it for JAG on foodnetwork star
Donnafair: Eric caused me to lose $100 last time I was in Vegas
Window2TheWorld: eric not cain slew abel
cubkip: Eric booted Sara on DYTYCD
Magpie542: eric sent julia home on hells kitchen
CindySiandam: Eric made me fat
ShyLurkerGuy: eric convinced kaysar that bb was a fair game
Donnafair: Eric burned the toast
Klaatu7452: Eric gave OJ the knife
cubkip: Eric made my upper arms have flaps!
Donnafair: Eric HID the knife!
HTLurker1234: Eric wrote the Gieco/gecko ads
Window2TheWorld: eric shot mr burns
CindySiandam: Eric told Beyonce to pose showing her arm pits
cubkip: Eric tries to talk kids out of toilet training
GenieinTX: Eric caused me to have astigmatism
Donnafair: Eric banned jerrye25
anniebird111: Eric is hiding Lindsay Lohan
roxcami: eric put the bam and bam a lam a ding dong
HTLurker1234: Eric invented heelies
Magpie542: eric made marcy not use the Veto
CindySiandam: Eric created poison ivy but not poison oak
GenieinTX: Eric caused Marcy to not use the veto
Donnafair: Eric made Marcellus not veto himself
Jasi156: Eric made Marcy not use the veto!
GenieinTX: mind meld!!
ckadorwarbringer: Eric gave Eve the apple, I mean isn't it obvious? Goddamn Jew Yorkers!
HTLurker1234: Eric travels around New York taking money from people, while wearing a prominently displayed Star of David, thereby fomenting prejudice
Magpie542: eric made cub throw her sister under the BUS
Klaatu7452: Eric and Amber have the same nose
Donnafair: Eric wrote the Elders of Zion protocols
roxcami: Eric won't ever let Jessica talk to Jen alone again
Klaatu7452: Eric created the one ring to rule them all
cubkip: Eric is rp for greenhouse effect
Window2TheWorld: eric voted for bush
GenieinTX: Eric caused my backyard to be invested with mosquitos
cubkip: Eric is trampling my garden and growing weeds
Magpie542: eric is making dick act like this
roxcami: Eric made Dick psychotic.
inkyL0808: Eric made her take meth
ShyLurkerGuy: eric told marcellus not to use the veto on himself
cubkip: Eric makes Amber cry
cubkip: Eric makes Dustin's head big
HTLurker1234: Eric sold Amber her first dose of meth
GenieinTX: Eric ate all the snacks out of my house
cubkip: Eric's daddy is Sadaam
Window2TheWorld: eric floods my email with viagrae
cubkip: Eric picks all the meat out of the Chinese Food
Donnafair: worse: Eric picks all the snowpeas out of chinese food
gfrc2002: Did someone say Eric started AOL?
HTLurker1234: Eric is the voice of "you've got mail"
Window2TheWorld: eric eats his opeas one at a time
Jasi156: Eric is Lukes real father
GenieinTX: Eric is MySpace tom
cubkip: Eric created rough toilet paper
Donnafair: Eric made my cat the dumbest creature on the planet
inkyL0808: Eric made my cats pee on the couch
ShyLurkerGuy: eric is the yahoo! yodeller
Jasi156: eric fathered that cat
CindySiandam: Eric made toe jam
Magpie542: eric gives cat hairballs
Window2TheWorld: all your base are belong to eric
cubkip: Eric steals socks out of the dryer
Donnafair: Eric created "Cop Rock"
Jasi156: Eric put the 6 "warm delights" in my kitchen pantry
buffyvol1: Eric is Glory?
CindySiandam: Eric invented 8 tracks and Beta max
HTLurker1234: Eric is keeping Osama bin Laden alive in the mountains of western Pakistan
Magpie542: eric created Pirate Masters
inkyL0808: Eric is making me turn 40
ckadorwarbringer: i heard Eric edited "Mein Kampf" for Hitler
cubkip: Eric didn't put any warm delights in my pantry, the bastard
GenieinTX: Eric won't feed the kids in Ethiopia
CindySiandam: Eric kicked off Sara on SYTYCD
HTLurker1234: Eric is the origin of AIDS
Magpie542: eric made constantine compete on AI
cubkip: Eric gives all the food to Sally Struthers instead, Gen
Window2TheWorld: eric anmed her daughter apple
buffyvol1: Eric hired Cinstantine to be on The Bold and the Beautiful
CindySiandam: Eric directed Ishtar
HTLurker1234: Eric started DishTV
GenieinTX: Eric shot John Lennon
cubkip: Eric makes dudes seduce young girls on the internet and go to their house to get picked up by primetime
inkyL0808: Eric lured Katrina to NOLA
buffyvol1: Eric created humidity
Donnafair: Eric took Jen's BB picture
cubkip: Eric tore the muscle on Soriano who is a good player for the cubs!
CindySiandam: Eric is Bartman
Window2TheWorld: eric ate all the dounuts
inkyL0808: Eric created "the smell" in the hammies' backyard
cubkip: Eric knocked a ball out of Bill Buckners hand during the world series
ShyLurkerGuy: eric invented jar jar binks
buffyvol1: Eric caused my towns Dunkin Donuts to close
Donnafair: Eric created frosted pink lip gloss
buffyvol1: Eric created blue eyeshadow
cubkip: Eric created fat cells
Magpie542: eric created mullets
cubkip: and cellulite
buffyvol1: and beehive hairdos
cubkip: and bad hair days
HTLurker1234: Eric makes my contractors show up at least three hours, not to exceed, two days, late
Jasi156: Eric is going to cause me to have this baby 2 weeks late
Magpie542: eric owns the cable company
CindySiandam: Eric invented elliptical machines
GenieinTX: Eric wrote the programming for the ChenBot
buffyvol1: Eric ruined my credit rating
Donnafair: Eric caused Diana and Charles to get a divorce
Klaatu7452: eric voted for Sanjaya
Window2TheWorld: eric is the reason scott baio is 40 and single
GenieinTX: Eric loves Windows Vista
ShyLurkerGuy: eric twisted david beckham's ankle
buffyvol1: Eric made Mick Vick have the dog fights
HTLurker1234: Eric created bluescreen
cubkip: Eric made you forty, Inky
Donnafair: Eric used up all our disk space
buffyvol1: Eric is friends with OJ
Jasi156: Eric gave OJ the gloves
inkyL0808: Eric wrote this creepy commercial
cubkip: Eric fixed the chubby guys hair
cubkip: Eric messed up Ambers mouth
Jasi156: Eric made Amber take meth
cubkip: Eric just made all the mods leave chat
GenieinTX: Eric wrote the screenplay for Cool As Ice
cubkip: Damn that Eric kicked out all but 12 folks on chat

Eric made me pregnant.

Eric just made tooletta make me hurl.

I was so gonna post this.

I have to get my ass back into chat, you people are awesome. In fact, stupid Eric has kept me out of chat recently.

Eric makes the "h" key stick on my keyboard.

Eric gave me carpal tunnel syndrome!

Eric caused my Tivo not to record BB for three episodes in a row now!

Eric ate my baby.

Tis okay tooletta. He made Amber have 2 abortions. He will do the same to you so you don't have mini weasel children. But then again, are you sure Eric just didn't make you lie about being pregnant?

Eric made me set fire to Ambore's braids.

He also made the garbage bag leak cat litter.

Eric just got me booted back to the backup board!

Eric is responsibe for hangovers!

Figures I missed chat last night!

Eric made Milton push his desk way back against that wall.
Eric gave my cat worms.
Eric told Zach his member is so huge that he should show it to everyone...in America. Except i think we all know now that he was lying.

Eriiiiiiiiiiiiic! You bastard!
You made my boss betray me!
You caused global warming!
You stopped the electric car!
You imported dangerous food from China!
You lied about WMDs!
You caused the war in Iraq!
You made my head hurt!
You made me eat a whole pint of fozen yogurt!
You invaded Afganistan!
You made my puppy throw up!
You made my roof leak on my TV!
You betrayed my Jenbot!
You were mean to my bunnymonkeyboyfriend!
You gave me poison ivy!
You're shredding the constitution line by line!
You destroyed New Orleans!
You caused a rift in the time-space continuum!
You faked a moon landing!
You caused the level 3 zombie event in Witchita!

You crashed HT!

Screw eviction. We must end this madness NOW. I'm goin' in...

Eric told Voldemort how to make Horcruxes.

Eric is Skippy's boss!

Eric cleared the flood in the Bronx that had my train service suspended and now my job is expecting me to get in today. Fucker.

Eric causes menstrual cramps!

Eric caused my 4 year old to throw my cell phone in the toilet this morning.

Eric made Starbucks raise their prices.
Eric is responsible for the decline in home sales.
Eric made Lindsay Lohan drive drunk.
Eric leaked the ending to Harry Potter.
Ann Coulter actually gets her ideas from Eric.
Eric kidnapped Patty Hearst.
Eric gave Jen lip herpes (no wonder she's addicted to chapstick, and no, dear, lipstick doesn't hide it)
Eric gave Joe gonorrhea
Eric causes global warming
Eric made the bridge collapse
Eric trapped the miners
Eric taught Ted Kennedy to drive.

ETA several clever things my brother had to say.

Eric put the Curse of the Billy Goat on the Cubs.
Eric makes it so vending machines won't accept dollar bills that are slightly folded and crinkly.
Eric invented Crystal Pepsi.

Eric caused our rent check to bounce
Eric broke the heel on my expensive leather pumps
Eric raised that idiotic kid behind the counter at Blockbuster

Eric invented reality tv

Hey don't give Eric credit for the greatest invention ever!

He's only done all the bad things in the world.

How do we know that Eric didn't fly the banner?

Eric was Amber's dealer.

Eric gave my 2-year-old daughter her peanut allergy. Bastard.

Eric caused the Great Irish Famine forcing my great-great-grandfather to emigrate to America.

Eric fixed the last presidential election and stuck us with 4 more years of Georgie

Eric cancelled Poe's record contract

Eric was the first person to say "irregardless."

Sneaky bastard

Didn't Eric kill Inigo Montoya's father?

Eric hates Mime.

Well, he DID kill Ambore's "brother", apparently.


Now THAT is inexcusable.

I'm not sure if I just missed it, or if it was severely overlooked....


Eric made Eric America's player......not America

Eric made me addicted to diet coke. He seems to have a knack for this addiction thing seeing as how Amber clearly has some addiction issues of her own that were obviously caused by Eric.

Eric made Dick cry.




Oh wait, that is just my warped fantasy..... Hey, a girl can dream.

Eric keeps hiding my cat's toys, so I have to get on my hands and knees and look for them under furniture.

Eric made me eat brownie batter straight from the bowl.

Eric keeps letting mosquitos in my house.

Eric kept me from getting any packing done for my trip this weekend.

Eric drank all my Cherry Coke Zero.

Eric pooped behind my sofa AND got hair all over my best sweater. Then he had the nerve to try and blame it on my dog who has NEVER lied to me. Bastard.

Eric caused the crash of Oceanic Flight 815.
Eric made The CW cancel Veronica Mars.
Eric spent the last 100 dollars in my checking account.
Eric is Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter's love child.
Eric makes the Oscars go over three hours... every. single. year.
Eric got RWJ evicted... both times.
Eric was behind Dollgate.
Eric works for production!
Eric does the Chenbot's hair.
Eric created The View.
Eric gave Kurt Cobain the drugs.

Eric pushed baby Jessica into the well

Eric stole my kidney's and left me in a bathtub full of ice

Eric wrote and directed "Glitter"

Eric didn't help that polar bear from Planet Earth find any food so it DIED

Eric smelt it...therefore he delt it

Eric invented those stupid "can you hear me now?" commercials.
Eric is responsible for there being no Vanilla Coke for all of 2006.
Eric made Erika flirt with Mike Boogie.
Eric made Flo win Amazing Race.
Eric makes all the small children in Wal-Mart yell at the top of their lungs.
Eric invented smog.
Eric is responsible for the greenhouse effect.
Eric framed Roger Rabbit.
Eric slept with Jennifer from BB6 (but who has not?)
Eric made all those American pieces of shit vote for Janelle to win America's Choice.
Eric made Rupert win the million dollars.
Eric is responsible for breaking up Les Moonves's marriage.
Eric is responsible for Julie Chen's cameltoe.

Eric caused a mild earthquake at the Big Brother house.

I know for 100% fact Eric is responsible for:

-Breaking up the Beatles
-Space shuttle Challenger disaster
-the plague
-cancer
-Paris Hilton
-Dani's late period
-telemarketers
-last but not least, GAS PRICES

Eric killed Kenny. You bastard!

ETA: Hee! I just heard Dickus say, "You killed Kenny. You bastard!" on my SHOTOO tape from last night.
Also... ick.

Eric made me late this morning because of reading this thread.

Eric caused the furniture delivery people to hang up on me before i could get their phone number.

Eric then made sure that the phone lines at the furniture store were busy until closing time.

Eric gave my mom sciatica. (sp?)

Eric sank Atlantis and wont tell anyone where it is.

Eric made the office crazycatlady call in sick today so now I have to sit at her furry desk all day.

Eric didn't put enough caramel in my macchiato this morning.

Eric told the guy sitting next to me on the train that he only needs to shower one a month even if it is 90billion degrees out.

Eric made Dustin half-Jewish so he would be compelled by his inherent greed to to take the 10k and trip to Barbados.

Eric drank all the Lactaid at my house and made my husband very angry.
Eric gave my son a miniature golf addiction forcing me to have to play once a week.
Eric gave Marvin Zindler pancreatic cancer.
Eric, not my beloved Zephyrkitty, crapped on the floor upstairs.

Eric invented the "private" option on myspace so I can't snoop on my ex-setpdaugther's myspace. DUMBASS

Eric gave my dog that problem with her back end. Oh, sure, he won't say it and I can't tell you cause I swore on my great-grandfather's top hat and I'm a good person.

That felt so good. Thank you god!

Eric made the electricity go off in my office today so that I couldn't access HT.

Eric is the one that convinced my husband to get rid of cable and get Direct TV, which made me miss the live show last week and countless other shows because it goes out if so much as a bird poops on it.