Oh come on, you know you want them to suffer.


edited to say that I voted for slop. The name, the buckets~ everything about it is awesome.

I vote for Vienna sausages (shout out to buffy)!

Hot buttered slugs!

The Loaf.

I voted liver and onions. Not only is it one of the few foods I won't eat, but the smell of all that frying liver and onions would permiate the house something awful.

Creamed spinach and sweetbreads

Bread and water. Always a classic.

Brussel Sprouts & Cabbage - bring on the tooting !!

(however, I love the Vienna sausages answer - our little Buffy eating the viennies in her parlor)

Personally, I love liver and onions and sauerkraut. So I voted for pork and beans. That way the whole house could suffer when they are on food restriction.

I just thought of another good one! Sweetbreads!

Listening to these hammies whine.....worms!

potted meat & crackers...which was packed as my snack for school everyday. Referred to by me as POTTYMeat.

Sardines and Brussel Sprouts. The smell of boiling brussel sprouts actually makes me sick to my stomach.

I'm with Minxy-- worms!

Brussel sprouts are very nice when roasted in the oven with some oil and salt...I'm just saying.

I'm old school and voted for PB&J!

Me too, even though in the past there were some Hamsters that didn't care for PB & J I believe I could choke that down before some mushy oatmeal type concoction. The rest of the choices are a little too oppressive.

I voted for bread and water because it seemed pretty harsh without starving them completely. muhuwahahaha!!!

On the other hand, though, I love PB & J. If I ever was on BB in the early days, losing a food comp would be a snap for me.

Haggis.

Awesome! Can I change my vote?

I was eating Taco Bell when I read that and could barely choke down my Chalupa.



There are some great ideas here.

tooletta - are you quoting DICK! again?

I love the Haggis idea. Maybe with a side of tripe.

Had to go with PB&J here - what can I say? I love the classics!

Wasn't that a nickname for Maggie? Because that's totally where my mind just went. You got to admit, there is a resemblance (apoligies to haggis everywhere)

What the eff IS potted meat, anyway?? Is it SPAM or what? I never have been clear on this. Not sure even the MANUFACTURERS know, but thought I'd give it a shot...

I voted liver 'n onions...VILE!!!

Isn't potted meat like...deviled ham spread? I used to love that on bread with some butter. Freakish English upbringing.

Dammit! I was going to say haggis. Stupid ff174. BANNED!

That's exactly what it is.

And now I'm going to be reading "Daisylou" with a British accent!

Listen, just enjoy the Potted Meat and the Vi-annies. Don't ask questions. You'll be better off.

See, and what's with butter...on a SANDWICH???

Eh, I'm just teasing...

We never miss what we intend to hit

I just had to add that the Haggis idea was really MrsGryn's. She sent it to me in a PM, and I stole it.

My wife put me up to it. You know, Morgan Fairchild.

Yeah! That's the ticket!

The Australians and New Zealanders may love it......but 99.8% of the rest of the galaxy HATES it:
Vegemite

And since my stupid and cruel father loved forcing his children to eat his stupid and cruel garden-grown vegetables:
rutabagas...barf!!! (turnips?)
and kohlrabi...blech!! (cabbage?)

And since I live in Chicago........
White Castle "slyders" which are little hamburgers which I love, although tons of people HATE these burgers with a vengeance...maybe because slyders give them tummy aches or, um, intestinal problems .

But I think anything 'green' (or any other one-color group of food) would be hilarious!!!!

Dear Dad,
Just kidding about the 'stupid and cruel' comment.
You were just cruel (with a bad perm).


But I also lurve Haunted Rain's perspective on the Big Brother dining experience:
The Loaf

BWAH!!!!! I say, "Let them eat Loaf"!

Hee hee. Thanks, FMC.

I heard about this on a TV show about prisons. They all call it "The Loaf." Apparently it is not only bland but also really stops up the works. The prisoners hate it.

*Now I must ponder why I watch TV shows about people in confinement. Ooo... did y'all ever watch Prisoner: Cell Block H? That was an Australian prison soap opera. Good times.*

No need to add an accent....I don't have one. I'm the only family member born over here. And no, I don't have a Bahston accent either. I talk normal like.

I think the hammies would enjoy a diet of Bovril, bread and BUTTER.
Toast it up! Yummy!

My vote went to green food, but while pigging out on sweets today, I thought "what about chocolate". Not cake not ice cream, only solid chocolate could be eaten. It sounds great at first; but after a few days, a person would get so sick of it. Plus, the weight gain would be fun to watch.

I picked liver and onions. Only because, that's what I would want to eat and no-one ever wants to eat it with me.

Did anyone suggest sour grapes yet? If not, I am.