6:17 a.m. HT

The hamsters are nestled all snug in their bedding.





Um. *blank stare at Wiki*

Wait cut back to Dick. He's now sitting on the bed "rocking out" to his tunes man. Because he's sitting his style of dance has changed to "occasional seizure", "stretch the right arm", "put your hands to your head and pretend to have headache" and "look like old guy who desperately wants to be 20 again"

Feeds 3 and 4 focus on the loneliest little chimp-faced boy on earth - Zach. Skippy actually has a nice long-shot up that shows Zach all alone by the pool with no-one with-in twenty yards of him. Zach sits all alone for a few minutes contemplating his misfit fortunes. Maybe he can team up with Herbie, Rudolph, Yukon Cornelius, and The Bumble. Eventually Santa may be able to find a home for the misfit Chimp in the Box

Beehoppy Today, 03:47 PM Post #1180

Camera One is Shirtless Mike, the day before eviction, "hot" on the campaign trail.

By this I mean sitting alone in the kitchen doing absolutely nothing.

Go man go!

Even Skippy is confuzzled by this Zen like approach to Big Brother and goes Super! Extreme! Closeup! on the side of Mike's head as though he is trying to bore directly into his brain.

Mike is so boring I can recap him at work with the mute button off.

Beehoppy Today, 03:51 PM Post #1181
Mike ramps his game up a notch . . . BAM!

He has moved to the bathroom for some intense flossing action.

Don't want banana in your teeth when you're fighting for your life.

Back to the kitchen for a refill of . . . wait for it . . . WATER!

Some soulful gazing out the window at the backyard. My man is making a plan.

Adjust the hat like so, roll the cricks out of your neck thusly, aaaand he's off my friends-off to the backyard!

Beehoppy Today, 03:53 PM Post #1182
Phase two of Operation Don't Get Evicted has commenced.

Mike reclines ever so lightly onto one of the loungers, the better to soak up the sun's rays and let them fill him with supersonic energy!

Breathe in, breathe out . . . watch out people, Kail is going down.

f3 & f4 featuring a snoring Dick and a spaced-out vacant Kail staring blankly out into the backyard. All of a sudden, the theme music from the Odd Couple breaks out in my head. Does anyone know how to pitch ideas to VH1?

Zach finds the chess pieces are all gone from the upstairs board. Now what that means? Run down to the bathroom and tell Dustin! If I was Dustin, I'd be seriously thinking about either going to the DR for a 2 hour session or faking a suicide just to get away from Zach for more than 5 minutes.

Dustin does manage to shake Zach long enough to tell Mike that he wants to talk later when they are lifting but can't do it now because Zach will follow. Hmmmm, Zach will follow.

Zach will Follow by Zgeist (apologies to U2)

I was on the toilet when Zach said
he wanted to talk to me
I just needed some time to myself
My bowel was full and I needed to pee

Zach tries hard to be a man
He covers his nakedness with his hand
He starts to streak he starts to cry
Oh why

If you walkaway, walkaway
walkaway, walkaway...Zach will follow

If you walkaway, walkaway
walkaway, walkaway...Zach will follow

I was sitting outside
When Zach sat down next to me
I was looking for some free time
Why won't Zach stop hounding me

Walkaway, walkaway
walkaway, walkaway...Zach will follow
If you walkaway, walkaway,
walkaway, walkaway...Zach will follow
Zach will follow

Zach speaks in a circle
I lose my mind when he goes there
And His grin....His grin...

If you walkaway, walkaway
walkaway, walkaway..Zach will follow

If you walkaway, walkaway
walkaway, walkaway...Zach will follow

Zach will follow
Zach will follow...

Danirexic is fighting to stay in place while she blow dries her hair..she has to be careful to make sure a full gust doesn't hit her directly and knock her down.

Phase two of Operation Don't Get Evicted has commenced.

Mike reclines ever so lightly onto one of the loungers, the better to soak up the sun's rays and let them fill him with supersonic energy!

Breathe in, breathe out . . . watch out people, Kail is going down.

When Lay's said no one could eat just one, they didn't know that one day one would step forward who could. Danirexic eats a chip and then hands the bag to Dustin who has a couple of handfuls.

Zach will Follow by Zgeist (apologies to U2)

I was on the toilet when Zach said
he wanted to talk to me
I just needed some time to myself
My bowel was full and I needed to pee

Zach tries hard to be a man
He covers his nakedness with his hand
He starts to streak he starts to cry
Oh why

If you walkaway, walkaway
walkaway, walkaway...Zach will follow

If you walkaway, walkaway
walkaway, walkaway...Zach will follow

I was sitting outside
When Zach sat down next to me
I was looking for some free time
Why won't Zach stop hounding me

Walkaway, walkaway
walkaway, walkaway...Zach will follow
If you walkaway, walkaway,
walkaway, walkaway...Zach will follow
Zach will follow

Zach speaks in a circle
I lose my mind when he goes there
And His grin....His grin...

If you walkaway, walkaway
walkaway, walkaway..Zach will follow

If you walkaway, walkaway
walkaway, walkaway...Zach will follow

Zach will follow
Zach will follow...

And the line of the night:

"I am so overdue for a cry."

We come back ever so briefly while Skippy regroups and then zip off to the round bed room where Kail is slumped off the side of the bed, desperately combing the Good Book for tips on how to combat Mike's Campaign of Osmosis.

It's a tale as old as time, the classic showdown between science and faith my friends.

FeedMeCoffee Today, 06:32 PM Post #1401
Dick rags about Jen rearranging stuff and chaging the "color scheme" of the kitcen.
When did Dustin turn Dick 'gay' and get concerned about the decor?

Kail continues to unpack. Kail's panties are multicolored (lots of pairs of different solid colors). She packed away a brown bra. Brown?! Sorry, but I'm drawn to this feed, it's quiet.

1:25 am HT

Jameka wants to know if she can request something to "burn metabolism." Dustin tells her she doesn't want to "burn" metabolism, but speed it up. "Semantics," she says.

Jen tells Jameka she could do abs and eat fewer cookies. "What else you got?" Jameka wants to know.

8:14 a.m. HT

All four feeds still in nightvision. I'm guessing they won't be sleeping in, since it'll be a busy day for them.


Oh! F1/2 just switched to the SR where Kale is up and fetching a fresh battery for her mic.

eta~ Now she's back in bed. Perhaps the battery wasn't for her mic after all.

Haunted Rain Today, 02:27 PM Post #102
Jenbot and Ambore having your typical robot/addict conversation.
You know... kind of aimless and pointless.

Jam has a novel idea: "We always want the power in our favor."

Damn! Jam got game!

* Zach v. - to hang around and try to engage in forms of social interaction, or to continue to hang around long past when one is welcome, with others who have no interest in reciprocating said social interaction due to one being socially inept, a misfit, psychologically unstable, a dork, and/or exhibiting facial characteristics similar to those of a chimpanzee

Dustbucket now has on a red and gold crown. Did he just eat butter?

Dustbin has removed his crown and robe. Now he's standing in the HOH room holding his big lavender pool raft.
Am I on Candid Camera?

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Ambore still on her dickrant. She stops to drink some water. Refreshed, she continues.

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Jamhmm trying to figure out what day it is. Points out that there are 31 days in July.

Shit. Jenbot could tell you what day of the week July 31, 2079 is in 0.0008 seconds. Take that, Bitches.

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Skippy drags me in to the BR with Dickarus, Little Nicky and Erick.

It's like a dream come true, really. Trapped in a humid, airless space with the gatekeepers of BB Hell.

Dustbucket now has on a red and gold crown. Did he just eat butter?

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Eric throws Dickickus under the bus at the Ambore stop. He just threw Ambore under the bus at the Dickickus stop.

Ya'all rock... Since I didn't get live feeds this year... I read it here. I have one question...what does AWF mean?? I realize that I'm being a Zach but help..my lil one keeps me distracted and it isn't on the Definitions list.

Dick leaves the kitchen. Jameka continues to defend her beliefs about ball pulling to Dustin and that she will not play with deception. Dustin says, "he feels her." I wonder if he's feeling her balls...or maybe she's pulling his balls, I don't really know.

Jam said "fuck you devil" when he tempted her with money in the veto game.

Jameka:"God is so gangster, that's what I love about him."

Word.

Jamhmm says how much God is testing her, and she says all she says is, "Fuck you, Satan. Fuck you, Devil!" The love of money is what's evil. (Sidebar: I wonder if God really likes all the Fuck's, even directed at Satan.) Maybe he does, because Jamhmm says God is a Gangsta. I'm wondering if he's a blood or a cryp.

MrGryn heard Ambore crying from the other room and said, "Every time Amber cries, an angel gets its wings."

the room empties out and Eric jumps over into bed with Ambore and......

CRY ALERT! CRY ALERT! CRY ALERT! CRY ALERT!

Ambore asks Eric if he knows why she is sad. I yell to Eric through Real to guess entropy, sunspots, the pollen level, lack of meth.

Uh-oh. Dustbin is in the KT mainlining PB. You know he's rattled.

Dustin says, "Everyone knows it is my plan to backdoor someone." (insert your own joke here).

Thanks once again to the lovely tooletta for keeping the highlights thread going

So basically, she's like a Roomba with boobs.

Skippy pervs on the slop.

Dustin told Ambore that she's made some bad decisions, but when she asked for examples he couldn't name one. He tried saying she was too close to Nick, but she says it's not the same. Dustin is just too polite to tell her her whole entire life to date has been one big clusterfuck and she's a wreck. But I'm not.

DICK! comments on Nick's low hanging pants. Nick says he's got his glock. DICK! says it's pointed sideways. Brief wormhole because Noel Coward called and asked for his witty banter back.

Wormhole again...not sure why this time as Jen didn't let out any national secrets, and all four feeds are on the both of them. Perhaps they're going to pick PoV participants tonight. I mean, they might as well, since Jen RUINED IT FOR THE WHOLE WORLD anyway.