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Joe is 23, from Chicago, IL, is single and is a receptionist.

Fisty originally typed "receptionish." Is it too early in the process for Fisty to start drinking?
tooletta
*raises glass to Fisty*

Is Joe this year's Will Winkle?
KatJam
I hope BB brings his mortal enemy into the house. He looks to be a goldmine of entertainment, from a recapper perspective.
uaintjak
Plus he's kind of cute. He reminds me of Thumper.
AnnieMoon
He looks like he could be a lot of fun but there's also the danger he will be really effing annoying. Hard to call at this point.
tooletta
Upon further review, Joe makes Will Winkle seem butch.

Jak, I'm pretty sure you'll hate him. On the video, he asks,"what's gay and has two thumbs?", with his thumbs aimed at himself. *major eyeroll*
Minxy
"really effing annoying" gets my vote
'Tis Me, KR
Give this guy a few drinks and we will be re-capping into the wee hours of the morning.
Thumper? Hee... :: high five ::
issycat
Oh stop, he seems kind of sweet to me.

I bet he's the first to cry.
wickivicki
I am with uaintjak, he does look like thumper. This would be a good name for him on the recaps.
FeedMeCoffee
Thumper is good....but Joe seems like he's going to be a mean Beau, I think. Mean, vicious, self-centered, and whiney, too.
I kind of want to 'flick' him in the head. I suppose I could 'thump' him in the head, too. Sigh. The things I do for you people.

ETA:
Ok now that I've seen his video on The Early Show (TES)...and the videos on the TVGuide channel Reality Review...
I now like Joe. I guess he's tall (6'4!!) smart and evil!! Yippee!! PLus he looks sweet and fun! (hopefully catty, too!)
'Tis Me, KR
Joe is WAY over the top. Annoying.

For those wondering -- Joe is not particulary limber in his 'nether' regions. You can't make this stuff up.

Merged posts -- Mags
MrsGryn
Between the giant nipples and the gonorrhea, I'm over Joe.
jerrye25
QUOTE(MrsGryn @ Jul 5 2007, 09:08 PM) [snapback]35381[/snapback]

Between the giant nipples and the gonorrhea, I'm over Joe.


Did you ever think once in your lifetime you would ever actually type that sentence?
ANGIGRL65
QUOTE(MrsGryn @ Jul 5 2007, 09:08 PM) [snapback]35381[/snapback]

Between the giant nipples and the gonorrhea, I'm over Joe.


you took the words right out of my mouth
Ubershauna
Yeah, I was all set to like him but he is a BITCH! I'm all about Dustin now. I hope the other houseguests are equally disgusted by him refusing to even speak to Dustin - what a baby.
fazzle
Wow. Really fucking annoying. It would have been hilarious though if he went into that whole spiel about having gonorrhea and then it not even being Dustin in the house.
Daisylou

aaaand hate.
MrsGryn
Giant nipples and syphyllis, sure, but not gonorrhea!
ShyLurkerGuy
Jak... this one's all yours. Although I don't think torture would phase him, and he might ask for more...
Keith
Oi.

I thought going into it, I'd like Joe better than Dustin. Boy, was I wrong.

While the gonnorhea reveal was nothing but tacky, it wasn't what really turned me off. It was the fact that he basically bragged about ruining Dustin's life. Whether or not he actually ruined Dustin's life is up for grabs. But, the fact that he gloats about it and thinks he's all great for doing it, is really pretty disgusting. He's nothing but an immature, catty bitch.
swsa
I don't like him...but I don't want him gone either. I think he'll be entertaining. The house needs some crazy.
insideout
i could see kail putting him up against Jen. I think he'd stay without a problem, so that might be a good combination. i guess we won't be seeing any hookups between those two, now. unless of course we assigned eric to mending their fences.... :)
Just Kimmie
Joe's sheer annoyance factor should put him pretty high on the target list from the go.
Shannon
Oh crap, it's Marcy in white face! Yuk
ihearthammies
Hate him. He's awful. And if Kail is a true thumper - he'll be first.
EmmyMik
I didn't think it would be possible, but I hate him more than Dick. Asshat.
gunshyne
QUOTE(Shannon @ Jul 5 2007, 10:15 PM) [snapback]35459[/snapback]

Oh crap, it's Marcy in white face! Yuk



Ha,Ha thats so right. He may even make Marci look like he had a soul.
'Tis Me, KR
I confuse myself. I want Joe to go far far away, but I also want Joe to drink massive amounts of alcohol and throw a dramatic hissy fit.

Choices.
Roxy61
QUOTE(Keith @ Jul 5 2007, 08:51 PM) [snapback]35433[/snapback]

Oi.

I thought going into it, I'd like Joe better than Dustin. Boy, was I wrong.

While the gonnorhea reveal was nothing but tacky, it wasn't what really turned me off. It was the fact that he basically bragged about ruining Dustin's life. Whether or not he actually ruined Dustin's life is up for grabs. But, the fact that he gloats about it and thinks he's all great for doing it, is really pretty disgusting. He's nothing but an immature, catty bitch.


You completely echo my thoughts. This snakey scumbag is the first one I'd like to see out!
ShyLurkerGuy
Hmm... Joe. Jeau. RainJeau. JOEcellus. JOEnnorhea. GonnJOErhea. GonnJoe!

ETA Does Joe realize he may not have a job after he gets out of the BB house? His comments and behaviour the premiere episode alone would create image problems for a business that caters to kids. Just imagine what would get aired coming out of his mouth should he last even few weeks.
Towanda
I think he will amuse me on the feeds and therefore I'm sure he'll go out first.
Sardonic
Yeah, basically, I want him to stay long enough to have the opportunity to get stupid drunk, get into a big bitchy screaming fit, perhaps calling someone a polyester-haired bitch, and then get his ass voted off pre-jury.

Off topic: how did we not come up with "Jenarrhea" as a nickname for J-Blow during BB6?
mkay?
I thought at first glance, that Joe would be the nice, non-threatening gay guy that makes buddies with everyone. Boy was I wrong! He acted like a moody teenager when Dustin came and tried to shake his hand. I am so over Joe (or should he be called Nipplehead?).
LunaChick
My early hatred means he's going to last a while *le sigh*
Lausana
He was kind of cracking me up for a minute before you started spewing STDs. Ah well, we'll always have that 60 seconds, Joe.
uaintjak
Hate.

First of all, my super online boyfriend Dustin did NOT give you gonorrhea, you excitable hissy tacky bitch. He TOLD you it was negative.

Second, uh...you realize that in the interest of making your ex-boyfriend look bad, you revealed to the world (or as much of it as matters) that you HAD GONORRHEA???? WTF? Your parents must be so proud.

You are no longer Thumper to me. You are Dumper.
ihearthammies
Here's my question: Would we have noticed Joe's ginormous nipples if DustBin had said nothing? HHHmmmm. Ponderables.
Slaebo
QUOTE(ihearthammies @ Jul 6 2007, 10:26 PM) [snapback]36172[/snapback]

Here's my question: Would we have noticed Joe's ginormous nipples if DustBin had said nothing? HHHmmmm. Ponderables.


I wonder that also. But I heart Dustin forever for pointing them out, because as sure as they first showed Joe with his shirt off I told the television, "damn, those sure are some huge fucking nipples!"

I think we would have snarked on them eventually. That's just how we roll.
tremolo
QUOTE
Wow. Really fucking annoying. It would have been hilarious though if he went into that whole spiel about having gonorrhea and then it not even being Dustin in the house.


That would have been hysterical. I was on the fence about him for most of the show. I thought I'd like him but I just couldn't. Now I know why. He's icky.

I hadn't done any research into the houseguests this year since this season just snuck right up on me but I just knew after they showed Dustin that these two would be exes/enemies. I'm so in Camp Dustin.
issycat
I thought Joe seemed sweet from his picture. But once he opened his mouth I realized...
He's the devil.

He is just horrid.
Towanda
QUOTE(ff174 @ Jul 8 2007, 04:06 AM) [snapback]36696[/snapback]

What the fuck is Joe wearing? His shirt is creased like he just bought it, and he is wearing something gray around his n
eck. He couldn't be so lame as to bring an ascot into the house, could he?

Okay, I changed my mind. Joe does have an ascot. What is the next level below idiot?


AssClown?
Just Kimmie
jOOe??
Shannon
Can't stand the guy, his voice is like chalk on a blackboard, he's a Marcy wanabee with Beau's brains, hate him! Besides, I can't like anyone who would dis Jak's super online boyfriend!
uaintjak
QUOTE(Shannon @ Jul 9 2007, 04:38 PM) [snapback]37144[/snapback]

...I can't like anyone who would dis Jak's super online boyfriend!


YEAH!!!!
siandam
From his super hissy fit when he though Dustin might be entering the house and his pre-emptive strike to poison everyone against Dustin - I am sure that Joe is a big fat cheater. When he and Dustin were in the hammock - he was so obviously lying. I can't believe that he is so tolerated in the house. He is becoming one of my least favorite hamsters ever.
Sureshot26
I must confess that Joe amuses me greatly - I love watching him swipe at the beehive of the other hammies, and his tee-up of Jen for Nick to take a swing was perfect. That said, he definitely shows his (young) age in his interactions with Dustin - I so want to shake him and tell him to grow up already. I think in five years, he'll be a much more tolerable guy.
Just Kimmie
I could NOT stop laughing when he totally ratted Jen out to Nick about the whole 'kiss' thing (guess I missed that in recaps)...man, I wish Eric would have had to tell his S.O.B. story to Diarrhea Mouth Joe!
Keith
I've officially decided that I can't stand Joe, and last night clinched it for me. He's easily in my top 10 of most hated reality show contestants.

At the beginning between him and Dustbin, I automatically disliked him because he was bragging about ruining Dustbin's life, and I thought that was disgusting. But, I thought maybe he was being a little melodramatic about it, and I know there are always two sides to every story. So, I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt, no matter how small.

But, tonight proved to me, that this guy is a little bitch who thrives on creating malicious personal drama. Granted, I don't like Jen either. But, the way he tattled on her with such glee, and such a little smirk, and the way he enjoyed the drama and the hurt proved to me, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that he has serious psychological problems. Not only that, but this is not a person I could ever like or even respect. I think he's a disgusting little troll and I want his face off my screen ASAP. (Which of course, means, he'll be there for awhile). He does not amuse me, nor does he provide me with entertainment. I want to throttle him. He is like a cancer in that house, and he needs to be cut off. And, I hope when he's cut off, he gets another infection.

DEAD. TO. ME.
gunshyne
When Joe was doing his rump shake on the lounge chair my 4 year old happened by and asked me why that man was wearing a diaper. I spit tea all over my keyboard.

Can he possible be any more annoying. He is funny sometimes but damn like Keith said he made no attempt to hide that he ran strait to Nick after Jen told her lie. That should be a fair warning to the rest of the house not to trust Joe Blow.
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