Jessica is 21, from Haysville, KS, is single and a college student.

Unlike Carol, Jessica goes to Big Girl school.

Ugh. Her voice. It bugs already.

Word, Kat.

Something tells me that Paris Hilton is her idol.

Quickly evicted and forgotten is my prediction.

This season's Michelle.

I looked at that picture and immediately thought Allison. And that made me mad. I hate her already.

I immediately got a Alison vibe also.

Haysville, KS seems to be a "suburb" of Wichita. I used to live in Wichita. She is my vote for first to go.

She looks like she giggles a lot. That bugs me.

the voice AND the lipstick = irritating

I agree with Jak. Basically, Ashlea.

This girl is a walking string of exclamation points.

Here's her myspace:

http://www.myspace.com/jlhugh



edited because i am a bad hammy who forgets her prepositions.

I am hoping she goes pretty quick or I will have to watch the feeds on mute.

Stripper boots with dance team costume... check.
Multitudes of exclamations.... check.
Slideshows of drunken nights with frat boys... check.
Ridiculous amounts of college pride.... check.
In a "MODELSACTRESSES" group on Myspace... check.
Apple Pie American girl :

"Heroes JESUS CHRIST, THE VIRGIN MARY, AND THE US MILITARY (Thank you for all you do!)...............

Got these picts from Dean(in Iraq)....(I know good looks run in my family!)" ... check.

Yep. I'm gonna hate her. (Her brother who's actually serving in Iraq? I'm okay with him.)

The Virgin Mary is one of her heroes? Uh...why? What did she do besides ride a donkey?

Hell. I can ride a donkey.

Jessica hates Carol, Jessica hates Carol...

They went to the same high school.

Sweet Valley High!, this is going to be good. Perhaps they were the best of friends throughout most of their lives until....dun dun dunnn....a "Some Kind of Wonderful" Eric Stolz came to town.

What? So, I'm a John Hughes, 80's girl.

Let's watch Jessica get drunk!

She's really cute. She also looks like she could be a lot of fun.

However, I am still hoping that she and Carol scratch each other's eyes out.

Hilarious!

But the matchy-matchy headband/dress combo, the black tights with the sleeveless dress and the blue eyeshadow makes me bitter.

I sure hope Joe, Dustin and Nick can fix her.

She certainly has a Lohanesque qualilty in that last photo.

Except Lohan would have been in the driver's seat; without her panties.

ETA: Is it my imagination or does she have abnormally long fingers?

She reminds me of someone. Not in a good way. I am super ready to HATE on this girl. If she turns out to be cool in any way shape or form I am going to be so disappointed.

It's not just you. The picture where she's holding up three fingers freaked me out.

Wow. What a find. She's got some serious cheerleader eyeshadow going on.

It looks like that site is just collecting photos from everywhere. Luckily for us, sound files are not included: http://www.oddandstupid.com/BB8/Jessica/ And there are also ones for the others: http://www.oddandstupid.com/BB8/

Anyone else want to play fill in the blank? Her sash read "21 and ready for _______"

HT GO!

"...making a fool of myself in perpetuity!"

That was an alarming MySpace page, I've never seen so much *sparkly* pseudo-patriotism since I got lost in the craft store glitter aisle. Jessica may be one of the most shallow and twinkly silly girls to enter the BBhouse since, oh, who was that? Chiara? My feeling is that everything about her will be faux, from the fauxmances to the bitter enmity. I'd nominate her for America's Player, she'd hate it, she's probably counting on her perky personality to be her winning tactic.

Has anyone seen those Mad TV parodies of Laguna Beach? The way the fake Lauren says "Jess-CUH! Jess-CUH! OMG Jess-CUH!" over and over is exactly how I keep hearing Jessica's name in my head.

My initial thought: Alison minus the intellect.

Yes, I used "Alison" and "intellect" in the same sentence.

Maybe a cross between Alison and Holly?

Allison - intellect = Allison

Dear god there can't be TWO Allisons in this world. That would be like an End of Days sign or something ... like the Four Horsemen.

Wait.

Shit.

Hide the shaving cream and raisors. I can't watch another blood bubble bath like that last one.

Oh, GOD, I can hardly stand listening to this chick's squeaky voice! Her voice reminds me of Jase's squeeze, what was her name? Oh, yeah, Sardonic. Holly. I have a TON of pre-hate for so-called pretty girls who think other women will hate them because they're beautiful. BARF. No, darling, we hate you because you think you're all that.

Jessica needs a nickname, quickly. Her voice. is. painful.

Screechica.

Squeaky McDienowplease?

That'll work until someone more talented than I comes up with one.


Edit: See? it happened already.

$5Whore

Pestica

It'll work itself out organically, people.

I was so ready for her to be on my my most hated list. But Jen won that right away. I maybe could tolerate her if it wasn't for THAT VOICE. She sounds like she just got through sucking helium out of a balloon.

and we all know that she and Jen are gonna be Best-friends-4-evah and they will keep telling each other how the house is just jealous of them and that's why no one will talk to them. I just hope Nick stays away from both of those skanks. (yeah, I'm a sucker for the bod already - I hope he's not a tool)

Screech-ica......or Screech for short
or Whine-ica

Ok, so Jessica? HAAAATE! Her voice is so grating. I agree, she seems like a Screech.

SEE? She's who I was talking about, not Daniele or whatever her name was. That voice is soooo baad.

With or without the Dirty Sanchez?

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...

thanks tsy, ass.

LMAO! Bad images in my mind! She looks like she may enjoy a Dirty Sanchez.

I liked her so much more than I was expecting. She seems to be serious into the game. She's close with Jameka. She actually seems more modest than I was expecting, hanging in the kitchen with Jameka instead of bikini-ing it up with the rest of the girls. The voice is grating, for sure, but so far she's much smarter than I would've guessed.

Based solely on last night's show, I think I'm prepared to hate Jessica more than anyone else. Five dollars? Seven years? Go jump in a vat of bleach. Fuck. There'd better be way more to this story than we've seen so far.

While watching this girl on the feeds (especially when she's with Joe), I feel like I'm watching a cheesy SNL sketch. I just can't take her seriously. Who talks like this? (Well, besides Holly).

I have the feeling that Je$5ica was the screwER, and Carol the screwEE in that friendship...which is why all Je$5ica could come up with was the $5 thing.

Thought I'd give poor old Jessica a bump.

I kinda' like this girl. I mean, not over-the-top-think-she's-great-type-like. Right now, out of all the women, she is annoying me the least.

It just seems that of all the women in the house, she could be the most fun. Last night, she spent about 15 minutes doing cannonballs in the pool. I am pretty sure that none of the other women would be caught dead doing that.

Gameplay wise, she pretty much sucks, and eventually, she'll be eaten alive. But, she's easy on the eyes, and I gotta' look for positives somewhere with this group.

Carol is sexier than Jessica, but I don't mind seeing her in the bikinis. As long as she doesn't talk, think, express her thoughts, open her mouth, make faces, etc. I'm okay with her.