Jen is from Beverly Hills, CA, is single and a nanny.

She already bores Fisty. NEXT!

She may bore fisty, but all ff174 can say is Tackle Me!

'nuff said.

Jen gets my vote for First To Be Stabbed in the Eye With A Dull Object

Nanny? Really? Hmm...

Nanny= Daddy's Little Helper

Not that I don't want to see a shampoo bottle protruding from her eye socket, but she has a point...

Lily Munster!

Here's her myspace (a page about as attractive as the thought of a shampoo bottle protruding from her eye socket):

http://www.myspace.com/jenjohnsonmodel1

Nanny and supermodel. Watch out mirrorcam!

ow, my eyes! ow, my ears! what an affront to the senses is that crap-tastic myspace page.

does anyone know how to make a potato gun? I've got a stack of shampoo bottles..

I'm willing to google potato gun making. Plus she has Justin Timberlake as one of her myspace friends. Her namedropping will surely bring flames, or whatever Skippy has in store to blow our eardrums this season. Plus her pic of herself with three children saying onesies are hot is just so wrong. And she spelled it "onezees." Pics of herself at a Grammy party, Superbowl party - hello, famewhore! I can't stand her already, she's robbed me of properly phrased sentences.

Wow, that page is hideous!! My eyes!! And she looks kinda fat in the gold lamee, too. I thought she was a plus-sized model at first.


Wow, impressive. What's THAT supposed to mean? she took a typing course? I mean, really!

Ugh, there's a pic of her with Trump. And one with the less detestable Tony Hawk. And one labeled "Solo on the Reb Carpet. When I find out what a Reb Carpet is, I'll share.

Another gem from this intellectually challenged girl:

F'in Dick's gonna love her.

Definitely my first Shining Beacon of Hatred for this season.

Sucks is saying she's a Chilltown plant, complete with t-shirt and all. Allegedly she dated/went to the Bahamas with Boogie. And Hamsterwatch is calling bull on the "Nanny" claim. If you want the MySpace experience without the Gnarls Barkley, you can check out her modeling website, or her other talents. That second link probably isn't too work-safe.

I feel my hopes for her sinking by the second.

Pre-show, my evaluation of the women is pretty simple. Jen has a monster body and is good looking. Add that to the fact that she may be into some girl on girl action and she is GOLDEN to me. I gotta' sit here for three months and recap these half-wits. I have to stare at something. It's shallow, I know. But, it's who I am.

Of course, once they get into the house, personality and gameplay become more important.

However, if she has ANYTHING to do with The Boogtard, she is DEAD to me. Dead, I tell you.

Doesn't mean I won't enjoy looking at her body whilst savaging her with endless snark and insults.

I bet she's gonna love dick too!

She's gonna want some Dicken Cider.

Let the pre-show puking begin!!

I read an interview with Booger (gah, the things I do for HT!) where he said that he knows one of the female Hammies, and that she's been "coached" and should do well this season. He doesn't name names, but I'm going with the Jen rumor.

Which makes me wonder if she's the one that America will get to control. You know, since the producers allegedly do Chill Town's bidding, can't you just see CT wanting someone they picked to be the mole?

She's a cute girl AND she was a Wheel of Fortune contestant!!! That's my fav!
And yes, the gold lame dress is not very flattering. Poor thing needs a stylist.

Jen is a model AND a computer nerd.
Jen also says, 'random funny things always happen to her (and her friends)'.
She says something about not planning things...so makes me think she'll either be a floater or a flirty. But didn't she say she's manipulative or something?
Gah! So confused. Why don't these hammies just stick to their scripts??

Jen can be found shaking her nonnies here..

Yowza!!

*shudder*

She looks too much like Ivette in some of those pics. DYKWIS?

I hate you, tooletta

*sobs*

I can't take another Cryvette!

She's got a cute face and a great body but there's just something inherently skanky about her....like no amount of soap could remove the stench of sluttiness

After, like, watching that, like, TV Guide Channel video, I'm like ready to like strangle her, like right now!

Snooky -- You like...read my mind!

Like...In the TV Guide video...she like says that she like loves to have fun...like yeah...and like all her friends always tell her she should like have a camera following her...like...

*cleans ears*

*pushes the Q-tips in a little too far*

For the record, I counted. There were 6 "likes" in a 8 second clip ... including a rather impressive 3 "likes" in about 1 1/2 seconds right in the middle.

I think she slipped a couple more in that second clip.

And here I thought I was the only one pathetic enough to go back and count "likes"

For those keeping score at home, her 60 second "raw" clip on WLBB yielded an impressive 18 "likes"

Including the insightful analysis that she plays football for, like, a lingerie bowl league, which is like it's like a football league.

Wow-playing football for a football league.

I think Nick only ever made it up to the curling league football level.

I think she may become to be known as LikeJen!

If she drops a couple of DYKWISs or a DYKWIMs, I may plotz.

She's so damn irritating. I hope she's out first, as she seems most likely to hurt my ears. If my brother brought her home I'd have to take him out back and kick his ass...that's how annoying I find her. I feel the need to post this, so that if she becomes a kick ass admirable player (odds, anyone?) I can remember not to pre-judge.

If she is the CT mole, I would die laughing if she was the first one voted out.

Damn. After watching that video clip I'm torn. They all annoyed me equally. This could take weeks to unravel. It's not possible that BB managed to find a matched set of repulsive people and gather them all in one place at the same time. Is it? I mean I can barely find two matching wine glasses at Pier One these days.

I scratch my post thinking she is okay ...I like Amber Jameka & Carol as of now. And just think Jessica has not even gotten there yet.

The hate is flowing strong and fast already.

Don't. Like. Jen.

On tonight's show, her shirt said Jenuine.

...

........

Indeed.

Listen, I'm very afraid to come out right now and show my love for Jen. She is currently the wallpaper on my computer? Do people lose respect for me? The reason I'm afraid is because I'm pretty sure I'll start hating while I'm recapping Sunday's episode. So I'm hoping that you guys will understand and give me a couple days of love.

Well, hey, you're already BANNED anyway, so how much farther down can you fall?

If I'm going down, I'm going down swinging.

Ugh. Top of my hit list. I do think there's a good chance she'll be nominated though. She seemed really off-putting, and there was a clip of her crying in the previews. I can't imagine she's the type to cry for anyone besides herself.

And damn, that's a bad boob job.

Heeee. Best way to sharpen those claws!


edited to add some on-topic goodness:

Jen's my pick for first out

And she had another that said Jenesis.


I have a feeling we're gonna get a Jenerous amount of Jen puns this season.

Like, give her a break - she probably thinks, like, that those words are spelled, like, that way.

She has made a mockery of my name. Here's hoping Kail puts her up

Yeah.

We should be Jentle.


(Ok, I'll stop now. Probably.)

ha. some advice CT gave to that girl. didn't they say to act like janelle but play the game like will? maybe she got holly confused with janey doll.


*raises glass to jen being the first evicted*

I'll admit that I don't want her to be first gone.

I sure as hell don't want her to win, but I want some eye candy for a little bit.

I don't really find her that hot. Her upper body scares me a little...both the linebacker shoulders and the ginormous boobs. She seems out of balance. I think Daniele and Carol are both hotter.

Carol? Yeah....Danielle? Eh...not so much.

Besides. Why can't I have multiple eye candies?

See, this is what I'm saying. Give me a little eye candy until I get to know them and the hatred makes it's way out.