Amber is listed as 27 years old, a cocktail waitress from Las Vegas, NV, who is separated.

Yeah, separated from her dignity.

She reminds me a bit of Krusta. I think she may be the first to get wasted and strip and/or hook up with a fellow hammie on camera.

She's a waitress, and if you whore yourself out for money on the outside, you'll whore yourself for anything on the inside. Trust me, I was a waiter. Oh, and she has a forehead that just won't quit.

I'm getting a Jerri from Survivor Australia vibe.

Did she really call herself a "little weasle" in the video?!

Of course, looks aren't everything, dear.

I'd bet my lunch that she'll be one of the people who has an enemy in the house.

She has such a weird face. It's like everything is angled pointing toward her nose. Plus she still wears her hair like it's 1991.

amen! i was trying to figure out if she reminds me of girls i went to high school with, or girls i went to college with. 1991 was my last year of h.s. and first year of college.

spooky Roo, spooky

She's a bully.

Totally.
I hate her already.

Has anybody looked at her Favorites on the CBS web site?

I always thought the idea of favorites meant you had one or two favorite foods, or actors or whatever. She has 19 favorite foods listed including the all encompassing categories of "fruit" and "vegetables." It would have been easier to list what she doesn't consider her favorites.

She has 13 favorite bands listed; 11 favorite alcoholic drinks; 11 favorite non-alcoholic drinks; 11 favorite TV Shows; and so on.

She is going to have a bitch of a time deciding who to vote off; all the HG's will be her favorites.

I predict she'll be the first to cry.

Favorite. She keeps using that word. I do not think that word means what she thinks it means.

Yes, that's absolutely horrible.

Runs to update my hamstertime bio post

Anyone notice on her Favorites list of musicians, she has all the coloreds at the bottom?

(Sorry, still haven't gotten all the Survivor: Affirmative Action jokes out of my system yet)

What about Dogg Pound?

*smacks Ckador*

Apparently I'm in the wrong business if I could work at Caesers and make 60-70 gs. I think her and Jessica are tying for most annoying right now.

I have no particular reason for bumping Amber's thread to the top, except that she has been ignored since early this afternoon, even after the TV show tonight. Talk about flying under the radar, eh?

I think she is one of the most down to earth girls. I like her as of right now. Her & Jameka are my fav females.

i think this girl will have her game face on. i have high hopes for her.

She seemed pretty cool but I heard warning bells when she started talking about feeling sparks with Nick on the very first night. Pace yourself, girl! She has potential to be a crazy stalker.

She seems really flaky to me. I keep thinking of Diane for some reason - always the victim. I understand that you want money for your kid but I don't think that makes you any better than a person without a kid. I actually resent people that think they deserve special consideration just because they have a kid - I chose to avoid children. You shouldn't get extra credit in life just because you are a breeder.

I know we are several days behind the Hamsters but how did I miss the nominations?! I hope to say goodbye to Amber, but when were they nominated? (Real world time?)

ooh good call on Diane similarities. I don't know what to think of her, the sparks comment was weird & she looked like she'd been crying-a lot-in the face which says basket case to me. But I'd miss my kid like crazy too so it *could* be normal stuff.

I started off really liking her but I'm starting to get a real Maggie vibe from her. The rough language, the belching, the "I'm such a good and loyal friend" chit chat. I could be completely wrong....

Not to mention God telling her what to do. And her expecting everyone to win veto and play their game for her.

Well if she's got Maggie's Cult Leader skilz, that will happen! :)

I liked how she was telling Dustin during their secret SR talk that she did bad on her IQ test but on the personality test the person administrating told Amber she could tell from reading the results that Amber was the best person who has ever taken the test and she has a good heart. And Amber keep going on and on about how she has such a good heart and has never screwed anyone over in her life - not a friend, not a boyfriend, not an acquaintance, not a distant cousin, etc. The lady didn't only say Amber was the best person from all the people she's given the test to from BB but the best person in all the 16 years she has been giving tests. Amber was open, and honest, warm-hearted, and just the very best person ever and ever.

John Stewart high pitched voice/ PSYCHOPATH /John Stewart high pitched voice

HAHA! Love the John Stewart voice!

All I know is, if this chick wins the VETO! and pulls a MarcellASS, I'm going to demand her ouster!

I just want to even out her skintone with some concealer. And add a coat of mascara.

Then slap the shit out of her.

And when she spins my way, I'll slap her back to ya!

I was really trying to like her since she is friends with Dustin, but I just can't. She's buggin me in a serious way. Whoever mentioned the Maggie thing is right on. I'm shocked she hasn't broken her arm from patting herself on the back for being so "genuine" and "true" and whatever. Barf.

I swear I heard the following when she was talking with Dustin.

Dustin: I just feel so lucky to have you. I couldn't have found someone better.
Amber: *nodding* You couldn't.

Dustin: You're an angel.
Amber: I am.

OK, what is up with this girl's wardrobe? Everything looks saggy and baggy and 10 years old. She's dressing like it's laundry day, and hasn't showered in 4 days.
Doesn't she know that it's bad enough we women wear this stuff at home alone (or in front of our SO's, sorry hubbies)......
Why in the world would you wear this saggy shit in front of 13 strangers....plus on a nationally televised, internet feeding, CONTEST for $500, 000?? Good lord!

If it's to make herself look poor and needy, it's a bad plan. If she honestly thinks this is appropriate attire for the occasion *channeling Miss Manners*.....Amber is dead wrong.
Life can be tough......I know she has a little kid, and is a single mom, but doesn't she earn over 50 g's/year at Ceasar's (or is it Hooter's?).

Sadly, I am all too familiar with saggy, baggy pants. But (usually) I have the presence of mind NOT to wear them in front of people. Duh.
This is like the fugly pink robe.......and now PonchJoe's flowerhead poncho of bitterness.

I wonder if Amber is going to flip her bitchcakes lid now that Nick is all ga-ga for Danielle.

'Cause that would be sweet.

Are we SURE Amber's NOT a man??

Of course, I think Maniele looks a bit...mannish, too.

She goes from person to person talking about convos that she had with others. She definitely gets around in the house. The only thing I don't like about her is how she sits with her legs wide open ALL the time. She's ok for now.

I'm tired of seeing her butt cleavage. I'm thinking she should be nicknamed "BC."

[Edited to Add] Geez! For the second time, tonight, someone on the feeds has read my mind. Just after this thought, someone (Mike? Dick?) told Amber that her butt crack was showing. :P

From Sucks...

Mike, please convince Zach and Nick that she needs to go. She is so full of herself and obnoxious.

Also, this just in, Amber was voted Best Looking Girl every year in her high school.

Okay, and now she's referred to her and Dustin as the new Will and Boogie. She really believes they're the only alliance in the house. Moron.

I think Kail has her figured out. When Kail and Zach were talking in the HOH room last night, she was thinking Amber might be a problem and they should get her out first. Zach was trying to talk her out of it. I was so hoping for a turn around. I haven't checked the live feed recaps yet, but Kail's instincts are/were right about Amber. It's Maggie all over again, if they don't give her the boot.

I'd like to keep Amber around, if for no other reason than besides Dick, no one else seems to have their head in the game versus Kail. I refuse (REFUSE!) to allow another sanctimonious bitch win. Anyone who offers to get rid of Kail gets my immediate support.

I second that (the Kail part)! I really think that she won't last long after this unless she wins HOH or POV down the road. People are playing along with her right now because they have to.

She's an airhead.

Her assumption that Kail wouldn't nominate her because they're both moms made me roll my eyes about six times. And was she crying in every single one of her DR entries? It sure seemed like it.

nah most men have asses.

everything looks baggy on her cause she doesn't know how to wear her clothes. Someone should draw a line on her flabby torso to let her know where her waist is.

Yeah, this drove me crazy.

I was fine with her, until she started talking about how much she needs the money from this.
It's a game. It's not a charity. The person who plays the best deserves to win - not the one who needs the money most, even if she is in fact this person, which is by no means guaranteed.

I'd be thrilled if she left this week.

It puts the lotion on its skin....

It puts the lotion in the basket...



She's totally the Senator's daughter from Silence of the Lambs, guys... it creeps me out a bit.

Please vote her out, I cannot stand Hammies who pray to win a friggin game.

I hear you on that one.

Plus she's just a big old downer.

Is there any chance she's going this week?

Please please please please please.

Maybe I should say a prayer to counter her prayer. Does that work?

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamber

Can't we just go right to giving her the the hose?

I finally get to watch a broadcast episode of BB8 and I have nothing but hatred for this chick. What is it in her DNA that makes here completely incapable of sitting with her damn LEGS CLOSED? Good grief! Woman! You're on Big Brother, not seeing your Gyno for a pap. CLOSE YOUR DAMN LEGS!

Ugh.

Maybe she should have prayed to God to give her the ability to keep her knees together.