Hello all this is my 3rd season here at Hamstertime. And I just wanted to say TY to each and everyone one you. Big Brother would suck without this site, the time and effort you all do is amazing. I have laughed till I cried, couldn't wait to get home from work to read the recaps,(uaintjak you are my favorite ,hehe) So just want to say a BIG TY to all of you recappers in advanced!!!! Can't wait !!!!


moved from the Tips for HT Recappers thread - MrsGryn

Of course this thread is to openly admire the hilarity that is HamsterTime Recappers.

Every year I look forward to this- thanks so much for all you guys do!

Just wanna give MrsGryn her props for correcting my stupidity and dough-headedness.
Props!
(Apparently, last season, I registered twice with oh so similar names.)

But MrsG, and her nimble near-techie fingers figured it all out for me.
Ain't she grand?

Plus she's a hoot!!

MrsGryn:

This is the first gem of the season.

ETA: Oops! sorry about forgetting the byline

Giving credit where it's due, the above quote is from uaintjak (as if there was any doubt).

Another Gem. HT at its best- Incisive, self-aware, snarky, intelligent and fuckin' funny! Go, Wickedtong, Go.

These gems are from the Zach thread:



wicketong, given your comments about Mike, you're hitting on all cylinders

PuffTrinket:



different parents, but still part of the Douchbag Species

Hi guys, I can't wait for the new season to begin! your all amazing at this and I look foward to reading every minute :) thanks so much!!!

from Beehoppy on the Mike thread:


Bee: great use of kitten hearts! Don't you dare use puppy hearts, though!

Ferfe shows up. Ferfe scores!

Keep those trenchant (is that a word? observations coming!

Yes

1. incisive or keen, as language or a person; caustic; cutting: trenchant wit. (source: dictionary.com)

*jumping up and down with excitement* I'm so happy to see everyone coming back!

I love you all!

Just so you all know.

I love all you who recap, this is my favorite time of the year and it's because of y'all, thank you!

Not sure what I look forward to more...the show or the HT recaps!

Hell, no contest...the RECAPS rule!!

Are we ready ladies & gentlemen? Not sure how much recapping I'll be able to do this season... I now have a toddler, and one due in early September! I'm looking forward to reading everyone's awesome renditions of what the Hammies are up to! It's great to know there are others obsessed as much as I am, to keep me up to date!

*sneaks a 20 to Mags*

I am so excited!!!! I can barely work, counting the minutes!!!! {{{{{shaking with excitement}}}}}}} I just want to say a HUGE THANK YOU!!!! to al the wonderful people that watch for us and recap every single detail of the hammies days and nights....
I get so excited to go to work and practically run to my desk for my morning "catch up" with my obsession! That would not be possible if not for you wonderful recappers!!!!
I even get to work early (over an hour!) on days after a new HOH challenge to see who won....
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
OMG!!!! There will be recaps tomorrow!!! WOOHOO!!!!!

From the Jen thread:



How many ways can you express the concept of 'airhead'? Beehoppy has illustrated once again that the ways are infinate.

Jasi I have a 4month old & a 4 year old. I now can type left handed as good as right handed with infant perched in my lap. My other girls are 8,11 & 14 so they are pretty self reliant(sometimes). Congrats on the new edition. My birthday is in Sept too. (no pressure at all to give birth on Sept 21. But that is the best day of the month.)

*pockets $20*

Thanks, Jasi! Cash is a lovely way to show that you care.

Damn, I'm anxious -- as in rife with anxiety. All noivous and joiky. I read Magpie's allusory post above mine and cut loose with a Nelson Muntz laugh that was a bit too loud for even my own comfort (not to mention my office). It's so good to be back at the party... if it's possible, I missed all you ... strangers. Let the summer crack flow freely! I'm sooooo in need of some release!!

I just want to give an early thank you to the brilliant recappers on this site. You've kept me entertained and informed for some time. I had the feeds during seasons 2, 6 and 7. And I checked in here for those last 2 seasons. You folks are awesome!

I've tried to pitch in here and there and do a bit of recapping. And I will again if its ever needed since I once again signed up for the feeds.

Again... thanks, thanks and more thanks!

I can't wait to read everyone's funny recaps!! It really, really does make the show a much richer experience. Until I discovered Hamstertime, I never knew about Yapril, for instance. I only knew of that blond chick April. I'm trying to remember how I found out about this site, but I don't recall. So glad I did. I notice other sites pimp different recap sites, and while I itch to promote this one, I'm kinda glad it's not overrun with the masses that post at, say, Survivor Sucks. Urgh. We're just dirty enough here, I don't need every sense assaulted, if you know what I mean. Though I do love their photochops...

I'm gonna give all my prelove to the recappers already.

I decided to reformat, and plop down the money for the feeds, and I'm gonna attempt to recap them. But I know, just like every year, I'm gonna get disgusted and/or bored with it after about 2 weeks, and I'll rely on the recappers to let me know what's going on.

So, yay for the recappers with more patience than I!

I'm so excited I can barely stand it! I want to thank all the recappers in advance.....I can't wait to laugh out loud insanely and annoy my family!!!

I made it!! Whew!! Just in time I see...

I wanna give a BIG THANKS to everyone for making this site the Big Brother place to be!

Now....IT'S AWWN!!

A big thanks in advance to the recappers from me as well. There's no other place I'd rather share my feed addiction watching with than you guys. I'll try to help out with the recapping but I just don't do events the justice that some of you do.

oh summertime and hamstertime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have enjoyed this site for three years now and let me tell you the recappers make my summer.!!!!!!!!

ya'll do a great job............can't wait for the feeds to begin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hugs to all!!!!!

agreed! hamstertime is by far the best site in terms of witty posters who have good taste. i swear i had a username a few summers ago but i couldnt get it to recognize me so i had to register this morning. i plan on giving my try at recapping if at all possible too - so please don't throw too many tomatoes at me if i'm not up to par with the jokes.

You can never go wrong with a good Allison slam. Great start to the year Jerry!

Oh Glory Day!!! I can't wait to read all of the oooie gooie snarky goodness that'll be headin' our way by all of you. I had a blast cappin' last season, but won't be this year as I just had a precious little girl last week. Glad to have you guys to keep me entertained!!!

Cheers everyone!!!

Removed signature - Tsy

This is why I missed having Tuna around.

Thank you so much HT recappers. This is my first season watching in a while and your recaps are terrific!

More love for Green Tuna! Rock on, re-capper!

Oh, Green Tuna, how I have missed you.

Dustbin!! Haha!! Cami? You never disappoint!! Mark it. If you can't tell already, me heart the Camster.



LMAO!!! Oh my goodness tuna!! This is the stuff of pure gold.

This is why I love you guys!!



It's the little things. Well played ff, well fucking played.

Three posts become one - MrsG

BWAH! Too true, too true...

Hi everyone, this is my 3rd year with Hamster Time like most of you, and you don't know how much I appreciate all the recappers. Y'all do such a wonderful job. I love it!!! Thank you, thank you.

Edited to remove sig - Royjean, we ask that folks don't sign their posts here - Thanks! - gforce

Yay! You guys are delivering as usual!
I've been at work for almost two hours and of course, haven't done a THING. Good job recappers!

hamsterranger you are almost too funny to read at work. I almost busted out an out loud laugh several times at your posts. I'm going to have to watch that.

Ahhhh, nothing like the smell of fresh recappage in the morning!!!

Having just skimmed through last night's recaps (what? I'm at work!), I want to throw out some early love to those that are writing nicely detailed, multi-line recaps. That kind of effort is what sets us apart from the rest, so thank you!

I know it's already been lauded, but it was just so awesome!! Greentuna wrote:

QUOTE

I love that nicknames are beginning to surface. Wonder which ones will stick? Here are a few I like, with credit given as best I can. Of course, it's so early, probably they will all change:

Je$$ica or Je5$ica= Beehoppy or lifeonhold (from chat)
Ponchjoe= cami
Dustbin= from chat
Jam
Ambore

Oh, and Greentuna is the best ever!

Dustbin was from me, too. And I LOVE Je5$ica!

I called her Ambore, but I stole it from Survivor Season 2 days...

My fave for Kail is Kabbage. Seriously, what kind of name is KAIL?? It also fits with the mushroom/topiary/fairytale/growing things themeishness of the house, and if she keeps acting afraid to make a real strategic move (such as nominating based on places in the HOH contest!), she will be no better than a Kabbage!

I fear I cannot type Je5$sica! But it's hilarious!!

This is as good a place as any to say I love Snooky's avatar, along with her recaps.

Thanks, Cami! The feeling's mutual. Are you the brain behind Ponchjoe? That's perfect! I wonder if he'll wear it as much as Dani wore that ratty pink robe last year... I hope so, so we can call him Ponchjoe all summer long. OF course, he's an idiot to wear it in 100-degree heat, but that's kind of what we count on, them being idiots!

He looks really freakish in that thing, stalking around before coffee in the morning. Like some festive Mexican zombie. Yes, it can be the new ratty pink robe.

Yes, bravo to whomever came up with Je5$ica. That is truly inspired. However, it may be a little difficult to deal with when typing late at night after 10 or so drinks.

I might make a macro just for Je5$ica. It deserves it.