Previously on Big Bother All Stars Janelle and Erika compared notes and decided that boyz drool. Janelle evicted her sho/ho/nomance and a shocked Will was evicted for the first time evah. (And, I'm guessing not the last. Eh Erin Brody?) Booger invokes the name of Richard Hatch and jumps off a perfectly good volcano causing Janelle to remove her hand from her key. Is it possible that Jason VDB was sacrificed to the volcano gods thus ensuring that it didn't get gooey stuff on the HGs?

Forward to apres comp DRs. Janey and Erika are all reveling in their newly found empowerment while Booger? Booger shows us what a true gentleman he is and calls Erika a ho. Says he got what he wanted from her and has no more use for her. Nice.

Councilor Troi has replaced Julie Chen and has the bridge tonight. She intros Part Deux of the final HOH which involves lasers, the names of previous BB winners and a set they picked up cheap from Sigfried and Roy's old Vegas act. Minus the tigers dammit. Janelle reads the competition rules because Erika ... damned if I know why Erika couldn't read em. Considering that the comp involved mirrors, one would assume that Janey was a heavy favorite. But nooooo. Booger wins Round 2 and a GM Solstice which is nothing like the solstice Kent got from the pig on S2.

Blah Blah Blah Diary Roomcakes. Janey worries that neither will take her to the finals.

Councilor Troi asks: "how will the puppets react when the puppeteer enters the sequester house?" Hold on to your panties girls after this message from our sponsors Will joins his fellow losers in sequester.

Back. Life at Sequester House II Dani has taken on the Mom role again and is cooking for her boys. They wait excitedly for the new sequestee and everybody screams when Will appears. The video of Will's eviction is shown and Marcellus's head swells a few sizes when he hears Janey dedicate the eviction to Howie and him. Dani and James both brat that she was only trolling for jury votes. They yell at Marci "Don't believe her!" Marcellus is just happy that his name was mentioned.

Meanwhile, back at the House o' Hos. Erika is flirting with Booger again. He tells her that her only chance is with him in final two. She appears to believe him. Don't do it Erika! Her aging ovaries tell her to believe him because, after all, she's still attracted to him and he still wants to have a baby with her. Woman power succumbs and is replaced by a raging case of the Screaming Thigh Sweats. Erika is back under Booger's spell and hoping to, in fact, be under Booger.

Final Round HOH comp. Councilor Troi reads the first question: What did Chicken George say was the part of the Big Brother house? A. Howie or B. the mess. Answer: B and both get it right. I'll skip the play by play and just announce that Booger wins by one point. Did Erika throw it? Do I care?

In a touching eviction ceremony Booger tells Scrubica that she's great, he loves hanging out with her and a bunch of other bullshit. Janelle knows what's coming and listens to him say what an amazing person/competitor she is and that's why he has to evict her. She handles herself with great dignity which must have been difficult considering her outfit. Did I mention she was wearing the Der Waffle House waitress uniform?

As Janelle is beamed up to the bridge, we hear Booger and Erika celebrating. She, of course has her hands all over him. He 's in his own world and starts with the lame shout outs. "Happy Birthday, Somebody" Chill Town Baby".

His final shout out is to us here in New Hampshire. "What's up Concord?" I respond, the tax rate and the price of banana splits at Arnie's Ice Cream. Thanks for asking, Asswipe."