OK Part 2...here we go!

As we left the HG's.......Janey won the POV (*applause from FMC!*).
And Dani the HOH was not at ALL pleased about this, since they had a 5 against 1 chance of beating Janey.

Post-PoV Lockout:
All hg's in the BY. James, Mr. Smooth, is interrogating the PoV players to determine who won what prizes, and who punished who with what. I guess his mall cop skills are paying off. Well, not really, because Janey does NOT admit to getting PoV points for bowing out of next week's POV (bad liar).
Will says 'he got NOTHING'. He started at 40 point ans ended at 40 points. (LIE! Will won $5,000 by betting 40 pts).

James says he got the Margarita Party for 3 pts, and the phone call for 5 pts, so he had 32 pts at the end.
CT asks Janey her point total.
Janey says "55 points. I put people on cots & no hot water [7 pts], and slop for the others [8pts]."
(she lies horribly at this!! She also waved her PoV option for next week [10 pts].)
Janey DR/ I don't want them to know I can't play PoV next week.

Will and Boogie in DR /"Phone Call" bit
Will (acting sad and glum): Hey Boogie, did you win the POV today?
Boogie ( also acting sad and glum):
Nah. Sigh. I won a trip for 2 to Aruba and a plasma TV. (still "bummed")
Did you win POV?
Will ('bummed'): No. Sigh. I won $5,000.
They pause for effect....then bust out in their CT laughter! BWAH!! Will bounces up and down on the DR couch! Priceless. I admit I love these DR sessions!

Punishments:
We are treated to views of the cots 'magically disappearing' from the BR's....and army cots replacing them.
Will walks in the BR yells: OH NO!!!!! This is TERRIBLE!
James is pissed AWF! "Damn it!"
James DR/ " We can now say we're treated worse than prisoners."
(Um, yeah, what the fuck ever, you whiney-ass-bitch.)
Boogie: How am I supposed to hook up with Erica in these?
NEXT:
Exercise room....It now has a sign on the door that says "SOLITARY". I smile.
All equipment disappears, to be replaced by.....nothing!
Well, ok, it looks like 2 changing rooms with privacy curtains (the camping toilet/litter box is in there, but we never get to see it on the show.).
Plus there are jugs o' water, and BIG metal pots (for what?)......I dunno why there isn't an Official BB 5 gallon Tub o'Slop...that would be a riot! (But there IS slop for Dani to eat). And NO cot for the queen to lay her royal head. Awwww. *dances*
Boogie (peeks in before Dani goes in): That room looks "GHET-TO"!
I get excited! Cockroaches, pimps, whores, crack, food stamps, and government cheese?? No fair! Dani should NOT be allowed ANY government cheese! C'mon!

Whiners
DANI DR (sad/mad): I tried everything. All I got was 'solitary'. sniff.
Then she bucks up and announces that she is OK with it...wants to be by herself, not talk to anyone, etc.
Marselfish hugs Dani as she enters the exercise room of queenly solitudeness. Awwwww. Barf.
Dani brings with her a bible, a cotton nightie with little pink roses, and guess what else! Yup! Her neon pink robe of yourefuckedness.
BWAH! Let her nightmare begin!

James tries to take a shower and bitches about the cold water (you'd think he'd realize that "NO hot water" means it's probably cold, huh?). James mouths off to Kaysar that she did this for 5 points that 'she didn't even need'!
(Well, fuckheadJames...Let me break it down for you.....since "no hot water/cots" was the very first question in the competition, Janey wouldn't have known she didn't need them, now would she? Plus no one even knew the scores of the others. *I barge in the WC to steal his towel!* BitchyDumbass!)

Janey and James and the Giant Prevarication
James and Janey in the Backyard of SFA (Super Fucked Alliances):
Our sweet geisha Janey has become perplexed and mystified as to why her ally and fellow nominee lost points in the PoV comp. Hmmm, 'why would he do that?', she wonders.

(Our dear Clue appears and does his best Horschack impersonation. The Clue fervently raises his hand:"Oh I KNOW! I KNOW!!! PICK ME!! PICK ME!!!")
Janey: Why did you give away your points? Why did you go for prizes when you're on the block?
(Hmm, yeah. I don' t think Janey realizes James is a pawn, quite safe, and he's got at least 2 other alliances that are against Janey. But let's see how James covers his ass with his fake ally....)

James starts out saying that 'he understands' why she did what she had to do (cots, cold water, slop).
James tells Janey: I couldn't have got them (points? punishments?). I thought there was going to be a big thing at the end [where he could supposedly win LOTS of points!]. (bad defense)
I '[fucked] up'. I tried to get everything else for points (lie), but I didn't get what I wanted. pause.
Did YOU get everything YOU wanted? (good defense!)
Janey: No.
(Janey accepts that line of persuasion...for now. Hey Janey: Ask him why he did stuff that LOST him points! Go on! Ask him!)
Janey DR/ I was concerned about James' gameplay. If you're on the block, you'd do anything to get off. He gave points away.... (sigh. Oh, wake up JaneyDoll!! Go grab Kaysar's alarm clock!)

Will and Boogie in BY
(They're lying on their stomachs if that's of any importance to you.)
Boogie: What was James thinking putting a bid to get a margarita party?
Will: I have no idea.
B: What an idiot.
W: I know.
B (or Will?): He's not that safe. (I get excited! Will they scheme to get James out?!)
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Will: Who's going up? [as a replacement nominee]
B: Kaysar, I bet.
W: Dude, we are the most obvious pair in the house. As soon as S6 is broken up, people are coming after us next.
B: But what choice do we have?
dun dun DUN!!!!!
Will: We'll put the blame for the plasma TV and the money on....Marcellas.
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Boogie DR/ We'll turn Marcellas into a target to keep the attention off of Chilltown.
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Will (BY): If I take the blame for the trip, which I knew you took, Boogie (smiles).........I can blame the the $5,000 on Marcellas.
(Um, yeah, but Will.... If you now tell them you got the trip, didn't you already tell them you got NOTHING? They'd praaah-bably know something's up, wouldn't they? Hmmmmmmm or would they???? I love knowing the future combined with hindsight-o-vision!!!)

Janey starts approaching Will and Boogey in the BY.
Will quickly starts a fake conversation with Boogey so Janey overhears it.
Will: Yeah, so, Boogey....I just can't figure out the math.....(trails off, as Janey sits with them.)
Will tells Boogey "Actually, can you go away, so Janey and I can talk alone?"
(Who says that? even to a friend? And Will does this ALL the time. Whatever. I'm over it)
Boogie says: "Sure! (Master, anything you want of me!)"
Leaving 'that bitch Janey' in Will's expert web of deceit ......... Boogey walks off smiling.....
....and his little smiley progeria face creeps me out a little (Well, a lot actually. But you don't care about that do you? NO! You just want your show recapped, don't you? I'm just a recapper to you! Bastards.)

Will and Janey in BY
Janey: "You got a lot of prizes, didn't you? Yes?"
Will: No......(softly) I think Marcellas got the money and the TV.
(the camera angle changes, so this may have been spliced in).
Janey: That [fucking] asshole!!
(Janey is having an off day....falling for everything Will and James say....hook, line, and sponsor
[er, I mean, 'hook, line, and sinker'.....yeah, mmm hmmm.)
Janey DR/ I'm just extra surprised Marsy was so greedy. He didn't even say he was sorry.
[shot of Marsi looking bitchy. standard shot.]
Will: We gotta get rid of Marcellas.
Janey: "I want his head on a platter!" (Whoa!!!!!!!)

Will connives some more..........
Der Waffle Haus/Kitchen......Evil Dr. Will, James and Howie
Howie: So did Marsi get the summer slop pass?
James and will both say "yeah." (Jinx! You owe me a Coke!)
Will whispers to the guys: I think Marsi got the money and the TV, too.
James: We need to send Marsi home this week!!
James DR/ We'll try and get Marsi out! He made out like a bandit! (sucker!)

Later.......Will, James and Howie in the bathroom area
(Will even checks the toilet for eavesdroppers! Smart!)
Will wants to call a truce between CT and S6 in order to get Marsi out this week (replacing Janey as a nominee).
James who is 'S6' and LOD (and up on the mac as a LOD pawn) tries to play it off in front of Howie as:
YES! (Save my ass! I'm up too!)
Since they've agreed to a CT/S6 truce, Howie seems happy that his 'trustworthy ally', James, will be safe this week.
Will: Next week---Chicken George!
(Dun dun dun!)!
Will walks away....grinning.
James (to Howie): "Do we trust him?" (*dies*)
Howie pauses: "Yeah." (*got reincarnated as an ewe...then dies again!*)

Margarita Party
Typical Mexican style stuff....Mexican music probably editted in for TV.....pinatas, sombreros, blue margaritas from a cool margarita machine....various colored margarita glasses (pretty sweet!)....and yummy mexican food.....which looks pret-ty tasty right about now!).
The unpunished hammies get dressed to the 9's and Janey looks fab-u......in her little black dress!
Chicken George can attend the party because he has a Slop Pass from Mar-swayedintogivingittohim-cellas.

CG walk by Janey in the WC area.....
Janey (curling her pretty hair): "Ooooooooo! Mr Fart! Looking good!"
CG: Ooooo You look pretty good yourself, young lady! (He looks her over, almost getting whiplash as he leches on her.)
(For CG, he does look pretty good. A light blue blazer, over an offwhite/pale-blue button down shirt with ruffles down the front *no comment, I'll try not to snark for once*, with some nice blue jeans. Complementing CG's outfit is a lightblue cap, possibly from their golf competion a few weeks ago. But he's no match for Janey!)

Will in DR (he's dressed up, and looking pretty damnm cocky!)/
"Just for clarification.........Did I just win $5,000....then blame it on Marcellas.....and
NOW I'm going to a Margarita Party where a drunk Janelle's gonna hit on me all night?"
[cut to Will and Janey in BY making googly eyes at each other over the pretty margaritas]
Will continues DR/ "You gotta love Big Brother All-Stars!!" (HA! Yup! That's our Evil Dr. Will!)
The unjustifiedly punished Slopheads wander around the house like lost ewes.
Erica says 'the party feels dirty because there's a woman in a room who's prisoner.'
Oh hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!
Remember "Miss Solitary Confinement 2006"?
Let's see if she's cracked yet!!!!!!!!

Danielle in Solitary Confinement------ i.e. "The Good Stuff!!!!!!"
Dani paces on the multi-colored fugly carpet tiles in the former workout room.
She mumbles to herself: Can someone explain to me....why I'm sitting here....in solitary confinement....While people who are supposed to be on my side, working with me on the PoV are out THERE
having a margarita party? Can someone explain that to me?"
The clue starts to raise his hand, then figures, "Eh, why bother."

We cut back to the party where joy and festivities and greasy food with sour cream continue to be enjoyed. Six happy laughing hammies. Awwww. They all toast Janelle the Veto Queen.

The Screw-Over Your Alliance Phone Call
All quiet the next morning.......
James enteres the DR for his 5 point phone call. I'm gonna take a wild guess....and say his girlfriend Sara will be on the line.
Yup! I win.
Blah blah Blah.....love you .....miss you.......wish you were here.....
Sara says she watches, ans sees all the little signs that James does to secretly tell Sarah that he loves her and is thinking about her (If you don't know, Whem James crosses his fingers...... that's a sign to Sara.
Not an attempt to technically get out of all his lies.)
Yada yada yada....James gets choked up. (I wish he would just choke, I'd get to write less.)
Call ends. Bittersweetcakes.
Later, James says it was incredibly uplifting....she is his rock---his strength.

Dani still in jail 15 hours, 56 minutes, and 53 seconds left....
and counting.
Dani is alternately crying and weeping on the floor.
Dani DR/ Sigh...whimper....... "I'm...so... annoyed.....pride sucked down. It's like jail. Literally."
Her chin trembles. (Um, if I can interrupt you Dani...? Yeah, what happened to 'it's just a game' and
'it is what it is'? Huh? Oh! 'Things have chaaaanged'"? Oh. OK. Just checking."

Will in the spotlight
Will (to group in LR): It's NUTS to have a grown woman with a wonderful husband (Eeeek! *bzzzt Hits Rewind. Play.* Exhales! Phew! I thought April got back in the house for a sec!)....... and kids, and we put her in a room where we peek on her like an animal!
Boogie: Have you done that? (Astonished that he didn't think of it first.)
Will: Of course! (Who wouldn't?!)
B: Did she wave?
Howie: No, she's in the corner.
B: What's she doing in the corner?
Will: What do you think she's doing?! Being depressed as hell!

Back to Dani in Jail
This time she's pumped up! Boxing jabs, (girlie) push ups, stretches, kicks, etc.
(Ladies and Gents: Introducing G.I Dani!!)
Dani DR/ I've gone over every different scenario....from loyalty to honor to what's right...to people I like....people who get on my last nerve.
I'm BACK, and I'm ready to play the game! (calm, but deadly)

COMMERCIAL

Dani in jail...with only 15 seconds left (drat).
Excited, happy HG's chant: "FREE Dan-Yell! FREE Dan-Yell!"
Then Janey walks thru the expectant crowd on her way to the bathroom.........ignoring the whole happy-thing. (Man, she looks a bit rough, like she just woke up.....she has that sleep mask on her head.)
But it was still pretty funny!
Dani is released from her SELF CHOSEN isolation...HG's cheer! Dani looks thrilled and just grateful to be out again! She smiles like she just won the $500,000.
(Hmmmm maybe they should put Dr. Will, Marcellas, and James in their very own isolation rooms? That way they'd be grateful to just BE IN the friggin house.)
Dani DR/ It tore me up....was so happy to get out out and be with people....feel free.
(Feeds showed Dani running to the bathroom because she REFUSED to use the camp potty/litterbox that BB kindly provided her. What a pee snob.)

Now that Dani is OUT....
.... she is dying to know what's been going on in house!
She rushes outside to meet up with Erica and Boogie by the pool.
Boogie: 'They' are all pissed because they think Marsi got a bunch of the [POV] stuff.......and....they think he did one of the bad things, too.
We see Dani's hamsters turning their little vengeful wheels, as she chows down some grub.
Dani: mmmmmm hmmmm
Boogie plots: So... if you'll take out Marcellas, they're willing to offer you amnesty [next week].
Boogie looks all desperate and hopeful that Dani will jump on this so that S6 will still be a target for the floaters.
Dani jumps up!
Dani: Erica? Can you please come to HOH room with me?
They scurry off to the HOH room!

Erica walks into the HOH room, followed by Queen Dani.
Erica's face is blank (waiting to see how she should react to Dani).
Dani exclaims: "Idiots! Bunch of IDIOTS!"
AH HA! Then Erica pounces on Dani's reaction!
Erica completetly agrees!! (Shocker!)
Erica nods hear head, crinkles up her skinny little face: "Oh I KNOW!!!" *squishes her on the screen*

James joins Erica and Dani
.....he comes up to the HOH w/ a plate of food for the newly-released Dani. I think it's left-over Mexican food from the party Dani couldn't attend *chokes on laughter*.
James: So what was it like?
Dani: I cried. It was so hard not to take that phone call, James. That bothered me.
(James plays it all calm and innocent....hoping Dani somehow got amnesia from one of the soap operas on the CBS lot.....and she forgets he bailed on the game PLUS got that phone call.)Dani continues: Here I am, trying to win PoV...sacrificing myself.... (she looks James dead in the eye *dies*).....No. I don't want to talk about it, or I'll start crying again.
(Dani, um, "chokes up"; notice the quotes there?)
BIG SILENCE
Dani quietly starts eating the food James brought up.
Silence.
*BWAH!*
James to Erica: Could you give Dani and I a couple minutes?
Erica: "Oh Absolutely. Go for it." Erica leaves the HOH room.

Ooooooo!! What will James say? Let's watch!
James' first private words with Danielle after he screwed her nominations over, risked outing the LOD alliance....and oh yeah, winning the phone call Queen Dani wanted.....?
James: "We think Marcellas put the house on slop."
(*dies* and *BWAH!* just aren't good enough for that one!)
Dani ignores the little doodoohead and his dodooheadedness: What does everyone want me to do?
James: "Will, Boogie and myself want Marsi to go up because he played in the PoV competion and he told Janelle that he was going to save her. And he decided instead to enrich himself."
(WAIT!! Hold the fuck on! Now remind me please! WHO won the stupid Margarita party...and who got to talk to their submissive, lingerie selling girlfriend? Oh. That's right. YOU, JAMES!
Who 'decided to enrich himself' instead of going for points to prevent Janey from winning PoV, which was your alliances' game plan? Well, it WAS the game plan before nifty little prizes were involved anyway.
And they say women are greedy and untrustworthy.)

OK, that was MY reaction to James....how will Dani react? (Yeah, Dani's the one who actually has a stake in the game, not me.)
Dani: (she just wipes her mouth, and plays all calm and listening like a deadly cobra......She didn't go AWF on James they way SOME people would have!)
Dani DR/ "OK, James pitches Marcellas. Boogie pitches Marcellas. WHAT IS GOING ON? (flash back to the finale of "Jow Schmo") So frustrating."
James to Dani: If Kaysar leaves this week, and Marsi stays and gets HOH....I think Marsi's coming after YOU! (James points his straw at Dani for added emphasis, because straws are pretty emphatic about these sorts of things.)
Dani's wheels start turning again!

THE PoV CEREMONY (and nomination)
Janey DR/ My only concern is that Dani will backdoor Kaysar.
(Well, technically 'side door' or even "doggy door' is more accurate, since Kaysar wasn't the original target. But as we all know, once a phrase gets tossed around in the BB cosmos, it tends to stick. Like tar on the wheels under a bus.)
All in LR for PoV
James DR/ Best case= Marsi. Worst case= Kaysar JAney is the one who betrayed the alliance, and I don't want Kaysar to take the fall for her.

Marsullen has his hoodie up and his head down.
Kaysar looks like his dog died.
Janey: "I've been nominated...yada yada
James working the pensiveness to fool S6 in case Kaysar goes up next to him.
Marsullen gives someone TWO evil eyes! TWO!
Janey: I've decided to use the POV! (she giggles like a ditzy girl, and swings her hair.)
On MYSELF! (heehee That's our silly Janey! But not so cool, since she and S6 all know that Kaysar will probably be put up now. That's our Janey! Queen of the faux pas!)

Dani's turn to nominate a replacement nominee. Dani looks quite anxious and fugly with no make up on, and bad hair. House is quiet, everyone looks nervous and scared. (what a shock, huh?)
Dani: "This is about numbers....and with that being said....pause... Howie.....
pause....."
(WTF?! Howie's going up? Didn't she swear to him?)
Dani continues, ignoring my interuption: "Howie....I gave you my word on my kids that you were safe....
And I'm going to honor that."

(How upstanding she is, huh? Not! On the feeds, Dani tried EVERYTHING to wrangle herself out of that promise! Did Howie 'offically' accept the deal? Did he SAY yes? Dani even tried like HELL to get the BB crew to show her the tape from the spider web! She also considered totally blowing off the deal and putting up Howie despite her promise 'on her kids'. But here we see MissWord of Honor. Awww.)
*Bitchslaps her with a moldy Mexican slopcake!*

Dani: So with that beiing said
......unfortuneately.....Kaysar...I have to nominate you.
Dani swallows and actually looks torn up.
Kaysar smiles, knowing it was coming.
BUT..... Marcellas can not contain his JOY. A HUGE SMILE breaks across his face, and he very nearly laughs.
Happy he's not on the mac? or happy his SSA is intact? Or did he have a dirty thought about Howie? Who knows.
Kaysar sits in the nominee chair next to who he thinks is his ally (James), and shakes hands with him.
Will and Boogie look dejected. They didn't get what they wanted. Marsi is not nominated, like the duo wanted. Awwwww.
Janey concludes the ceremony......BB music plays.

Closing remarks:
James DR/ Legion of Doom....we didn't get Janelle this week, the first test in out relationship. (Gives a double thumbs down.) The second test is keeping MY ass in the house this week. Third test? Getting Janelle out next week.

Janey DR (calm, not nasty)/ Obviously, if you go after 'my friends' (see the plural there, James??),
I'm coming after you. So danielle, you better watch your back.

Dani DR/ Everybody wants me to put Marcellas up...... No! I have to do what's right for me in this game. I can't let S6 control this house.

Kaysar DR/ I'm getting backdoored. I'm not gonna take things lying down. I'm gonna fight on. It's not over yet. IT'S GAME ON!!

Announcer:
Who will be evicted? James or Kaysar? (*whispers "Kaysar"*)
Find out LIVE Thursday 8/7 central on BB AllStars!
(The Announcer gives a shout out to HamsterTime! How cool! Oh, wait, that's delirium setting in.......)

THE END


I swear to god, I will never do this again!!!!!! I am way too anal...and way to slow!
You're damn lucky you brought me coffee, MrsGryn! That's all I gotta say!