Previously, Dani "won" HOH by hanging on a stupid web (erica gave it to her), and dubbed herself "The Black Widow". Dani put up James as a pawn (since Dani and James have a Super Secret Alliance (SSA)), and she put up Janey, cause she just wants to get Janey the hell out!

Announcer:
After 4 weeks of ruling the house, S6's reign finally came to an end.
<Shows Dani's triumphant win. Dani yells: "I'm The Black Widow!!!" And knowing Dani, she spent those 3 hours on the web coming up with that oh, so original nickname for herself.>
...........while S6 panicked. A new alliance emerged <Dani, Will, Boogie in BY. Dani : "All bets are off. This is the new alliance: James, myself, and you 2." (They name themselves the "Legion of Doom" (LOD), or the Legionairres' Disease of Doom, is more like it.)
LOD sets their sites on on S6, and Dani's plan involves a risk: putting James up as a pawn, since he's the Veto King, and can hopefully block Janey from winning th PoV (little does she know what will happen in the BB Graveyard!).
At the Nomination ceremony: Janey and JAmes are put up, dani saying they are both bad-assses.
James looks oh, sooooo upset!
James/DR (Diary Room): Was I acting? OF COURSE I was acting!
Who will win PoV and will they use it? [Um, Janey. And, Yes, she damn well will!]
Why is this announcer so in the dark, I wonder.

Day 33
Janey DR/ Expected her nomination, but was surprised at JAmes' nomination, she thought they were close (oh, janey, they're closer than you think, my little American Geisha (tm Sister Morphine)!)
Boogie DR/ We hatched what we think is 'the perfect plan'....saving James, and voting out Janelle.
(Normally this statement signifies impending doom. But since they ARE the Legion of DOOM, maybe the two "doom's" will cancel each other out, and the plan WILL be perfect?! Yeah, maybe.)

James DR/ Thinks it was one of his better moments in his brief but non-existent acting career. (Um, that doesn't make sense, Dumbass.) Thinks he looked mad and upset....just took his anger that he had for Janey screwing us all over (S6), and focused that into what he's supposed to focesing towards dani.

DECEIT (on wall)
S6 all shocked about James being nom'd, James lying on bed (oddly enough: LYING, also)....
James: It's seems so surrreal, Dani nominating me.
Kaysar is shocked, Dude, just shocked.
But S6 will fight....all out war...line drawn in the sand....battlecakes all around.
Janey DR/ I hope dani's ready to be demolished next week. I can't believe she did that to James.
Howie: I know every alliance that's in the house now. (um, nope, you don't.)
James DR/ thinks LOD will pull this off.
Shot of James on bed looking like the cat that ate the Canary OF DOOM!

Meanwhile, in the HOH room:
Dani and Marcellas:
Mar (all excited): "There was this myth in the cosmos (*bangs head*) that you had a deal with James coming in...... And you just BLEW that [shit] wide open!! You were, like, BANG! There it is! Put it out there! I was, like, Whoa!"
Dani looks pleased as Kool-Aid punch (with Kool-Aid ice cubes to keep it cold).
Mars (still utterly excited): "It was brilliant! I applaud you! The shift in the cosmos!! Y'all better start praying, 'cause the end is near!!'
Dani keeps Mars in the Dark about her SSA with JAmes because it 'helps her position in the game'.
Dani laughs, so happy another human acknowledges her brilliant gameplay.

Janey and Kaysar try to find a clue:
(J & K in chess area.)
Janey: This is my concern....do you think James knew he was going up as a decoy?
Kaysar (steadfast): No. James doesn't like the decoy thing. He'll never take that deal in a million years!
Me: Bwah!!!!!!! Adaptablity is the key to survival, dumbass.

Janey: Are you sure? (because I can't think for myself) If he wins the POV...and comes off....and if he's working with them.......like with Dani? You don't think he's working with her, do you?
Kay: (shakes head....eats sandwich.)
Janey: I can't believe Dani did that to him........it doesn't make sense. (Think, Janey! THINK!)

Silliness:
James enters kitchen, Kay and Janey still at chess area on balcony....probably around 3 a.m.
Kay grabs a pillow and playfully tosses it at James. Pillow flies right next to James's head and hits a shelf knocking something off...... Kaysar gasps and laughs. James freezes, cringes, and laughs: "Oh My God!" And James looks up at balcony where the friendly fire came from. They all laugh. (For now.)

Switch to James in the DR:
James DR/ "Based upon JAney's hideous nominations last week, the Floaters feel scared. (Shots of all the floaters looking scared. Awwwww.)
James kneels at the Dr couch and 'prays' (because, like, God is soooo into BB7!):
"Dear BB gods, let me send the evil, duplicitious Janelle home where she'll be lonely and no longer screwing up my Big Brother game." Then James 'fake collapses' on couch. *BWAH!!*

Male Body Hair:
(I know....WTF? Right?)
Will and Howie go into the BY to shave their body hair with electric razors. This is standard for Will, but new to Howie. They play around, and Howie tries to shave Will.
Boogie DR/ This is the house of the hailess men. They love to shave themselves. That's a little to "metero-sexual" for me. (Hmmm, new word, Boogie?)
Howie (to Will): Let's not confuse 'groooming' with 'sexuality'.
Will: Love it. Where'd you learn that quote?
Howie: "Will Kirby: 2001"
Will: Thank you. (Smiles)
Later.........
CGeorge in the DR: All the younger guys...they do 'the shave thing'. So, hey! I might as well do it too! (maybe someone will even talk to me!?)
CG lays on WC couch shirtless, with a towel wrapped around his um, 'waist'........
Howie sits next to CG (H is also shirltell, but wearing long shorts)....and Howie has the buzz cutters.
CG: Take it all off Howie! (God, I hope CG is referring to his own hair, not Howie's shorts. Phew! Ok, Howie fires up the razor! *exhales*)

Dani and CGeorge in HOH:
CG knocks on HOH door.......
CG: Can I talk to you?
Dani (looking fu-UGLY in her pink robe of Dismissiveness): Wassup?
CG: Dani, I've been watching you for 6 weeks. And I watch what you're doing, playing the game.
Dani: Mmmmm Hmmmm (not knowing where this is going, but looking quite superior and seems like she wants to punch CG).
CG (happily): The odds are stacked in your favor. Going against those people...you can whip them!
<dani sits up, excited that she's getting some love now....it's all about HER!!>
CG: I can cover your back as much as I can. But the odds of me going all the way........(shakes head).
I don't think I can make it to the end.....
FMC reminisces about "Titanic" with *sigh* Leonardo DiCaprio and some chick.....
Leo and chick are in the freezing water, near death.....Chick on a floating piece of luggage.....Leo in the water......freezing, holding on to the luggage and his life....desperately.....for her.
FMC dreams of Dani telling CG: "Don't you die on me ChickenGeorge!! Don't you dare die on me!! HOLD ON!!!!! Hold ON!!!"

Ooooooh! Dani perks up again, points her royal finger towrds the HOH door, and tells CG: "Lock that door".
CG complies (duh).
Dani (all sweetness and sunshine, sensing a way to reel in CG to her side):
"I want you to be strong because I know you're doing this 'for her' (Mrs. CG). You and I are the only parents here. I never talk about my family here. in S3, they held it against me.... like I was using it to play the game."
CG: But. I. Understand. I just want to tell you it's an even playing field (Huh? WTF?). You have my word. You're going to the end. And I'll be there for you. (Looks at dani intently, and with care.)
Dani (quietly): Thank you, George.
They grasp hands (like shaking hands, but no pumping).
CG: We're an awful lot alike
Dani agrees *FMC rolls eyes*.....
CG: And i know what this could do for your life!
Dani: C'mere George! Gimme a hug!
Awwwww they hug! either the Black Widow has her fly........or the Fly has his spider.
COMMERCIAL BREAK

Cute and Annoying:(Will, Erica & Janey laying on their backs in HOH Hallway, by the spiral stairs.)
Erica (all flirty): Will.....Will you marry Janey and I? You can have 2 hot wives!
Will: We can have a menage a trois alliance!
Erica DR/ Will is smart, charming and easy on the eyes. (Wait! Um, isn't Erica secretly practically engaged
to Will's BFF, Boogie? Erica is such a <fill in your favorite negative female stereotype here>.
Howie climbs stairs to join the three-some........They get annoyed.
Janey DR/ Lately, Howie is butting in..... annoying, loud and irritating. He doesn't add anything intellectual, exciting.......or even funny.
Howie (to 3 pack): "There's a big difference between knowledge and wisdom."
3 pack is silent. Will want to hit him 'with a pan'.
Howie leaves......they talk about if Howie will ever marry.......Will compares Howie to a baby
..he wants attention.....just wants someone to hug him.

Howie (from the kitchen below, loudly!): "Big Boy like boobies!! BIG BOY!!!" (dances/thrusts)
I definitely like his Big Boy's! His voice is hilarious!
Silly music plays
Will says to girls: No, he'll never marry.
Howie moons Will and the girls!

VETO COMPETITION.....players:Time to pick players.......random draw.
Dani DR's that she needs her 'dream team' of Will and Boogie. (ugh)
Dani picks Will's name from the bag. All clap (Dani rejoices silently).
Janey's turn....."Houseguest's Choice" (ruh-roh!! Big conundrum here! Feeds showed Kaysar saying he couldn't choose between JAney and JAmes, so he didn't know if he'd use the PoV.....or if he did.....who he'd use it on. Howie was pretty confused too. What's a girl to do?)
Janey picks Marcellas. They yell and jump up and down together like they're BFF.

Marcellas DR/ -----> "Janey picked me to play for her....Yeah, I was willing to play. But I wasn't gonna help her! (arms crossed, acting all pissy and self-riteous).
"She is completely and utterly on her OWN! (M is so pleased with himself!)
Cut to Janey in her DR/ Janey is soo happy to be playing with Marcellas! Doesn't know he's throwing her under the bus...extensions and all! (Not that there's anything wrong with extensions! I just got a vision of Beau---- "You polyester-haired bitch!!!")

James picks Boogies' name from bag.

Dani DR/ We should have this wrapped up! JAney is going HOME! It's 5 against 1!!

The PoV GAME:
The non-players will remain IN the house (Erica, Kaysar, Howie, and CG)... the 6 players go outside.
Erica will host from inside (she holds a mic in her hand that acts as a loudspeaker to the HG's in the BY).

Players go out to BY and they all get pale as.........ghosts!
It's a BB GRAVEYARD!!!!
Tombstones, caskets covered with dirty brown fabric, eerie fences, dead flora...etc.

There are 8 BIG caskets.....4 on a side......with enough space between each casket for a HG to lay down in the ground level space (Sigh, they're not IN graves!? I'm sad!).....all players will be separated from each other by caskets, so they can't see what they others will do.
At the head of each player space, there is a tombstone that is really an electronic thing that will display that players points.
Each player has a thumb activated/ SILENT clicker.

Erica (reading, over loudspeaker): An evil veto is lurking in the yard. It's scary to think what you might be tempted to do.....You could be 'digging your own grave!' *BWAH!!*
Everyone lie down in your own grave and get comfy because from now on, you have to be as still as corpses. Quiet as one, too. No talking, no getting up, heads down.
You have 40 Veto Points to start with. I will make 10 offers. To accept an offer, you must be the first to buzz in (registers silently, so only BB knows who buzzes in).
You can ADD veto points by accepting an offer that forces you to do an EVIL deed.
Other offers will TEMPT you to GIVE UP veto points for a Heavenly Prize!
Whoever has the most points at the end.....wins the PoV.
(The BB7 theme of "opposites" is playing out here....)

Dani DR/ "I'm willing to give up ANYTHING to make sure my nominations stay the same......and I expect the same of my alliance."
*BWAH! Oh, what fun this will be when her alliance screws her over!*
Will DR/ "CT has it's own agenda.....As long as one of us isn't going up, we don't care WHAT happens!"
(*surprise!*)
Janey DR/ I need this Veto to stay!

Erica: After the comp, we'll reveal what prizes ahve been won, and what punishments will be given out....but we will NOT reveal which HG is responsible.

PoV QUESTIONS:

1) Who is willing to have all the beds replaced with army cots....and all the hot water turned off for a week----- to EARN 7 points? [Janey wins, but Dani clicks in too]
To the camera's.......Will puts his hands in the air, signifying' No way!"

2) Who is willing to spend 24 hours in Solitary Confinement with only Slop, Water, and a camping toilet (which looks like a litter box)---
----to EARN 9 Veto Points? [Dani wins, but Janey clicks in also]
Will DR/ WHAT?! Are you kidding me!? NO ONE's gonna take that! If they do, they're an absolute PSYCHO!! (hmmmmmmm)

3) To win a Margarita Party for the house,
who will give UP 3 points? [James wins it, Will buzzes in too, and Boogie practically breaks his buzzer trying so hard to win it!]
(Inside Erica says to others "Margarita's make me wanna start kissing Jedi's." WTF?]

Dani DR/ "I'm hoping Marcellas buzzes in for all the prizes, and the LOD buzzes in on ANYTHING that offers more points." (Well, Dani...... You can Hope in one hand, and Shit in the other and see which one fills up first, ok?)

4) To win a plasma (Boogie's thumb nearly cramps up from hitting button)......TV.
Who is willing to LOSE 5 points? [Boogie wins...smiling; James buzzes in, also. Prob Will, too]
Boogie DR/ I told Dani I'd do whatever I could to win the veto. But.........yeah, gee.....at the time I made this promise.........I didn't know there'd be fabulous prizes like.....Plasma TV's!!!! *HA!*
(We haven't seen any points at this point, so we actually DON'T know who won what...I'm just telling you now, since I know already.....but we're shown Janey now has 47 points.....she's earned 7 points.)

5) To get a phone call from home......Who is willing to give up 5 points? [James wins, Dani cries....a lot and cries in the DR later about it.]

6) To earn 8 points........Who is willing to put the non-players (Erica, HOwie, Kaysar, and CG) on slop for the rest of the week? {Surprise! Janey!]
(CG: OH! We're gonna get NAILED!!)

7) For a trip for 2 to Aruba (Hg's moan).........who is willing to lose 5 points? [Boogie wins, Will clicks in....maybe James too, unclear. Boogie silently laughs at the camera and holds up 2 fingers for his 2 prizes: Aruba and TV.)

8) To win a personal slop pass for the Rest of the SUMMER.........(poor CG screams from the house!)
who is willing to give up 7 points? [MarSelfish wins, James buzzes in also, but loses.]

9) Erica: Get your chalkboards ready.........How MANY points are you willing to give up......to win $5,000? the highest number of points wins. (Hold up your chalkboards.)
[Will wins it with 40 points....which is ALL of his points.......James says "Zero" and Dani says "Zero".....we don't know what the others wrote.]

Last question:

10) To EARN 10 points.........who is willing to give up their chance to play in the PoV next week?
Dun dun dun!!
The only one we SEE buzz in is James....but WHY would James do that? a) he loves PoV, and b) he's only buzzed in for prizes so far! Me thinks they editted this wrong, but I'm just a lowly. long-winded recapper.......
[OK, Janey won the points, but don't tell anyone ok? Jney wants to cover this up, so the others won't know she is in jeopardy next week....if she's even still here!]

AND.......we cut to commercial...............

And.......we're back!!

All HG's outside, waiting for the results of prizes and punishments (just yes's or no's....not who did what to whom). It's eerliy silent, as they await their possible punishments......as they see if Dani's nom's stay the same........as Janey waits to see if she is Veto Queen.........

RESULTS & REACTIONS:
Erica is in front of a big board that lists the questions and a YES or a NO.

1) Cots and cold water?.... Yup! ("NOOOOO!!!!! They whine!)
Janey DR/ they're gonna be really mad at me.....

2) Solitary.......Yes
Will: DAMN!!! Someone is ready to PLAY!

3) Margarita party.........YES!!!!!!!!!
Dani UNHAPPY hammy....why did her guys do this, she thinks?
(But, um, Dani, um Maybe MArcellas buzzed in, like you f'n HOPED he would!! You don't know WHO did what! Dumbass.)

4) TV.....YES!!!!!! Hammies clap. Dani is more bummed.

5) Phone call-----Yes! Howie and CG are really happy for the unknown hammy (not to be confused with 'the unknown comic'). Awwwww.

Dani DR/ "WHAT ARE THEY DOING?!? I'm working with idiots! They're being greedy! It's sooooooooo frustrating."

6)Slop week? (They all moan "NOOOOOO!!!!! NOOO!!!!) But it's YES! YES!
Janey feels really bad, but she says the bottem line is she needed to win.
K throws down hat in "mock" mock frustration....pisssed, but playing the "throw down the hat" game.
Erica/Host says "Sorry, no party for you guys tonight (her too).

7) Aruba? Yup. Dani shakes her head in anger and frustration....barely keeping herself from blowing up. (Why did her alliance betray her-cakes.......)

8) No POV next week? Yup, someone one picked it.
Janey DR's she's ok with it as long as no one finds out....... And James will pound this issue to death in the coming days! Waaah!!
"Janey did it ! Janey did it! I think Janey did it!! I KNOW Janey did it! Wah!"
*punches James in the 'nads*

(Note: Now, I personally SAW James bring this up 87 times.....so many, that I thought that James himself had buzzed in, and was trying to pawn this off on Janey so they wouldn't know James couldn't play! But it turns out, it was in fact Janey who got it, and can't play PoV. And, ok, yeah, I admit.... I was an idiot......if James was only going for prizes, he prolly wouldn't have gone after points to NOT ply the PoV which he lurves! But, geez! This guy pounded this issue all friggin WEEK! I thought something had to be up! Too bad this never got back to JAney....she may have realized James was a little fucker.)

9) $5,000? Yup! Dani BE PISSED AAWWWFFF!!!
Others look bummed...almost somber. (Why? WTF?)
Cut to a black and white replay on PoV comp: We see Will has 40 points on his tombstone.......Will looks back at it (yes, that is allowed apparently)...then Will writes "40" on his chalkboard.......he checks his tombstone tally again.....and the 40 points are subtracted....Will won the $5,000. Will smiles and gives us the DOUBLE thumbs up! Ha! That Will!

Will DR/ (sentimental....) "Money can't buy you love.
But money can buy you STUFF!!!! AND I LOVE STUFF!!!!!! I put up 40 points!!" *heeheehee*

Dani DR/ (near tears): I'm so done! Legion of Doom? We're the Legion of STUPIDITY!
(um, no.......You're just the legion of greedy, selfish people....you included Dani....YOU want nom's to remain the same, right?....Well, that is in YOUR self interest., huh?)

Here's a goody:
Last question!
10) Slop Pass for Summer? Erica pulls off the tag covering the YES or No.....
It's says "YES" someone got the pass.
Marselfish JUMPS up and down and screams "YES!!!"....and squeals like a little Marcellas.
Big big BIG ass smile! Damn! Think he wanted the pass? Oh, and um, Marci? It just says 'someone' won it.......it didn't say that YOU won the slop pass.........so why you goin' all nuts?
Well, ok Marci DID win it. And, he was the only one to even partly acknowledge his role in any of the questions....I guess SLOP does funny things to a man.

Lastly: WHO WON the POV??????
Erica grabs the tag off to reveal the winner................
dun dun dun................
Commercial!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha! Psych!
Ok, OK........JANEY won the PoV!!!!
And , oh, yeah.......Dani is pissed......... feels betrayed by her alliance........"sacrificed" a phone call from home.....will be spending the next 24 hours in Solitary (and she didn't even win the friggin VETO!).
Yup, it's a good day! I sit back and smile.

Then realize this is taking FOREVER to recap..........I have to let the doggy out...plus I have to work.........so I'll have to add more snarkiness later.......
PLUS I will recap PART 2 later on tonight..........Sorry guys, I suck at this! Hard to be brief.....there is sooooooooooo much that goes on!
Props to the regular show recappers!!!!!

But I'll try and include an abridged CLIFF Notes version of this also, if that ok, G?


It is what it is! Catch the rest later! Thanks!