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The Black Widow wins the HOH, The Legion of Doom is born, Janey is targeted, The POV is stacked against Janey, Janey wins anyway, Janey uses POV, Dani puts up Kaysar. Who will be evicted and who will become HOH, find out LIVE, tonight on Big Brother All Stars

THE NEVER ENDING BIG BROTHER THEME SONG THAT NEVER ENDS

it's the Chenbot and does she have some news for us - someone from season six is guaranteed gone from the house but wait, that isn't all. For the first time ever, and the HGs will be competing for an unprecedented power of awesomeness the likes of which have never been seen before. It's called the coup d'etat and the HG that wins it can change the house in a moments notice. First, let's stick with the kicking people out of the house bit.

replay of POV in B&W - Janey uses the POV, Dani nominates Kaysar, everyone gets up and then we are in color. Kaysar isn't surprised he was nominated and he's gonna do everything he can to stay in the game

James isn't surprised he was nominated either, since he was nominated as part of a plot to get rid of Janelle, but since Janelle managed to get off the hook then Kaysar is a pretty good second option

Now we get to watch the Kaysar charm in action as he tries to convert Erika to voting for him to stay. I've been good to you, he tells Erika and I'm not going to beg for your vote but....Erika says she knows Kaysar has been good to her but she's been called a floater and she doesn't know that her vote is going to matter all that much and besides (as she tells us in her DR session) she knows that Dani really wants Kaysar out of the game even though Kaysar is her favorite person in the house. Erika is tortured, holding her head in her hands. She hasn't decided and Kaysar just kind of gets sick of it and gets up and walks away with a disgusted look on his face.

BB gives James some equal time and he uses it to say that he feels pretty good about this week. He has the nullify eviction vote pass that he won during the HOH comp, He has his secret alliance with Will, Boogie, and Dani and his other secret alliance with Dani, Erika, Marcellus, and George..so things should go his way. All he has to do is make s6 believe he feels like he could go home and he should win the best actor award for BB All-Stars

Meanwhile, let's watch Kaysar do some more of his campaigning. First stop, Kitchen George in the store room. "All right, George, you know I'm on the block. Here's my thing - I've been campaigning since day one by the way I treat people in the house"

George: There is one thing I like about you KayZar, you always speak the truth. Not many people talked to me early in the game but you did. I can't tell you what I'm gonna do, but I'll remember what you've done

Kaysar: If I've wronged you, send me out of the house

George: you haven't done anything to me, your one good guy...we'll see what we can do

Fresh off of that "success" let's watch Kaysar in action with Boogie in the bug room where Boogie asks Kaysar if he's actually fighting to stay because he wasn't sure if Kaysar was just giving up (note to Kaysar, when people are thinking you've given up while your campaigning, your campaigning isn't going all that well). Kaysar says he is fighting to stay and that if Boogie and Will will vote out James this week then they can form an alliance super group together,kinda like 80's rock supergroup Asia only better, with Chill Town and the three surviving members of S6. Boogie says it sounds great and then in DR Boogie expounds on how great it is that CT is not on the block and the center of everything with everyone bring offers and they just accept everything.

Now, in the bug room yet again, Kaysar is telling Janey how great his campaigning is going. That he has Boogie and they are going to work together to get the other side. Telling her that it is on. AWN! Tells Janey that KG is totally with him since Kaysar was the only one who treated him like a human and that KG said he couldn't vote against Kaysar.

WhaaaaaHuuuhhh? rewinding Tivo back to catch that conversation with KG. Upon further review, this recapper finds that Kaysar is highly delusional and suffering serious perception problems.

Kaysar in the DR once again going through his delusional voting scenario. He has KG. he has Howie and Janelle (ok, that's not delusional), I need two more votes and that would be CT...then we are going after Dani, Erika, and Marcellus

Back to Janey and Kaysar in the bug room...Janey doesn't realize that Kaysar is delusional and is all excited by what Kaysar is telling her. Says we are going to crush their (dani, erika, marcellus) dreams.

Chenbot is back and is addressing the HG's. Want's to know if they were shocked by the amount of gifts taken by the people in the veto comp. James wasn't shocked, Marcellus was shocked, janey was shocked, Danielle was completely shocked, Boogie, with a shit-eating grin on his face, wasn't shocked and, finally, Will, with a smug smirk on his face, says he wasn't shocked at all. Chenbot want's to know what Danielle was thinking while she was in solitary confinement and the margarita party was going on? Danielle says she was upset and did what she had to do..hope they enjoyed it. Chenbot then addressed Chicken George...

recap stopdown - the master of the thursday costume, KG is wearing a grey man's hat, sunglasses, pink jacket, tuxedo shirt unbuttoned and attached some sort of mass of hair to his chest. To top of this ensemble, KG has fashioned a pipe out of a long straw that he is "smoking". I guess it's better than the father-son Mr. Fart outfits he has originally planned for he and howie - complete with jock-strap gas masks.

so, Chenbot addresses KG and asks about the slop pass and going back on slop. KG says he has to do what he has to do. Chenbot asks if he can make it going back on slop? "Who knows," says KG followed by his increasingly maniacal sounding cackle laugh (unlike his "sounds like I'm about to have congestive heart failure" wheeze laugh) Then he says, "Sure I can, Julie"

Chenbot then moves on to the "Bad Boys" of the BB house, the dynamic duo who have charmed and schemed their way through the house. Will and Mike Boogie. And guess what, we are going to get to see who's responsible for spawning these demon seeds - we are going to get to meet their mothers. O M G - this sends a chill of fear up my back but I do have to keep watching just to see what type of women were responsible for these abominations of nature.

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we're back and the Chenbot's in charge...she's telling us that the self-proclaimed evil-duo are still her and wants to know if these boys have always been this mischievous.
We get some clips of "mischievous CT hi-jinks" and then we move on to mother #1

It's Medusa! I knew it had to be evil...no, it's just a woman who has Medusa-like hair..it's Willmom and she's ever so proud of her Will. Will was shy but ALWAYS had girlfriends...you can see she's extremely proud of that, I don't know why but she is. She smiles really goofy with all her teeth showing and closing her eyes while saying she can guarantee Will talking to Janelle is all about strategy...on the other hand, she wants Will to stay away from Howie and wishes he would keep his hands off of Will.

Next up, it's BoogieMom, says that mike and her were a special family with just the two of us (don't like the sound of were this could be going...sounds more L&O SVUish than BB). While having BoogieMom talk about Boogie they show an assortment of mother and son pictures as well as some Boogie as a child pics, all of which seems to point out that Boogie was particularly dorky as a child. Mom goes on that she and Mike grew up together, that Mike was a chubby little boy but started speed-skating at 14 and lost all of his extra weight. Then she goes on to talk about Mike the flirt and how he comes by that naturally (look, I don't want to get too snarky here but BoogieMom just doesn't look like flirting will do the trick, BoogieMom looks like the type that only gets a guy who has drank a 12 pack while she is aggressively slutty). BoogieMom says that she knows that Erika and Boogie are friends and that they have a secret alliance which will come out later.

WillMom thinks that Will and Boogie are hysterical on the show...and BoogieMom thinks that it is a fun relationship but they also have great strategy together...BoogieMom also thinks they have a lot of fun being evil...WillMom thinks Will is going all the way, he's great...BoogieMom is happy to be a CT Mom

we are back and Chenbot explains the obvious about voting (HOH and nominees don't vote, etc) and that James has a tough decision to make about who's vote to cancel with the cancel an eviction vote - it could mean the difference whether he stays in the game or not (especially if James was a complete idiot and didn't cancel Janey's vote, like that isn't what's going to happen)

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we are back with the Chenbot who is going to talk with the current HOH, Danielle. In week one, you said you came on too strong but this week you asked Erika to give you the HOH, why? Dani says she felt like she needed to be in control and make the hard decisions. Chenbot asks if there is any ally in the house who she could trust? Dani says at this time, it's James. Chenbot then asks how it felt that James took the phonecall home? Dani says she was hurt, completely hurt and upset and she apologizes to her family (and looks almost like she is going to cry) Chenbot says thanks and for her to go on back.

The LIVE eviction vote is just minutes away, Chenbot informs us. But first, let's see what the HGs have to say

marcellus: thrilled that two s6 is nominated but he trust james the most because he's done the least to me
Will: would love to shock the LOD and the house and kick James out..james is untrustworthy and I'm in an alliance with him
Howie says he wants kaysar to stay because kaysar is safer
Erika won't make a decision
George says he doesn't want to see Kayzar to go
Janey doesn't want to see kaysar go because he is her best support in the house
Boogie doesn't care because no one from CT is going home..it's win win either way

Chenbot is back and gives us the two nominees for their last speech

James: thanks america and says to vote for what will get you further in the game, it's an individual game not a team game

Kaysar: also thanks america and continues with his "I'm an honorable guy" and treat people with respect so vote with that in mind

Chenbot then calls for James to use his cancel vote

James goes uses his "cancel vote" - he uses it on Janelle

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we are back, and the Chenbot starts off the live voting:

marcellus: kaysar
Howie: james (holding hand over eyes)
Erika: kaysar (crying)
Janey: james
will: kaysar (saying boogie sent him a signal and hopes he read it correctly)
KG: kayzar
boogie: kaysar

Chenbot: it is official, Kaysar has been evicted 5-1, let's reveal the vote

Kaysar is out. Kaysar hugs James, hugged by erika, hugged by george, hugs Howie...Janey starts a what up Kaysar chant and Howie mimics it...house guests applaud him as he leaves

Chenbot wishes Kaysar happy birthday, but says this isn't his gift. We see the HGs moving around but everyone is quiet. Chenbot asks Kaysar if it was hard being on the block with james this week. Kaysar says yes, it was hard because of how everything went down last year and he didn't want to go out that way and wanted to maintain his friendship. Chenbot, after getting Kaysar to say that decides to thrust a dagger in his heart to go along with the one James thrust in his back. Chenbot reveals that James is in a secret alliance with Dani, and CT called the Legion of Doom - they were looking to get Janelle out of the house. Oh, want some more? Chenbot then tells kaysar some quotes from James in which he calls Janey a stupid bitch and said that this Anna Nicole wannabe has to be the stupidest player in the history of the game. "What do you think about that, Kaysar?" says the Chenbot who is practically taunting Kaysar as much as possible. Kaysar's eyes look red but he isn't out and out crying but goes on to say that it's disappointing and that he got played and that he isn't cut out for this game.

Chenbot continues with the Kaysar torture by playing back the HG messages to him. Erika crying he was her best friend in the house, Janey says he was a great friend and always loyal to the alliance and that together with Howie and (turn that knife just a little more in Kaysar's chest) James we will go on and win this. Boogie says he tried to tell him to get down with CT earlier. Will says I told you so just doesn't cut it, I told you your boy James was gonna turn and he did and now he's with me. James says he could no longer stand back and let Janelle single-handedly destroy their group..I gave you guys four weeks of chances and finally had to take matters in my own hands.

Kaysar is crying now, not Erika crying but you can see that there are a few wet spots on his face from tear streaks, and Chenbot asks for Kaysar's final thoughts. He says he just wasn't cut out for this game, too many backstabbers and too many daggers.

Chenbot tells us that when we return, the ghosts of house guests past will come back and haunt them and we will have the HOH comp.

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we are back and Chenbot tells us that over the last 24 hours the HGs have found out that the BB house is haunted and that the ghosts hold the answers to this week's HOH competition in their hands.

cut to various scenes of red-glowing faces showing up in mirrors around the house. It's all previous house guests. Erika sees one in the kitchen. Janey sees on in the bug room...boogie, erika, and janelle see one in the bathroom mirror...now we have some BB special effect magic with a super-imposed Allison taking the Mime jacket, Cappy taking the big Knight chess peice, Holly taking a devil duck, BB3 Josh taking Marcellus' white robe, and Bunky taking a tarantula. Oh, and inexplicably a chicken with Chicken George's necklace.

The seance begins with some bad reading/acting from dani...Bunky comes first with the spider and says that he is sure Dr. Will can treat spider bites...Allison says for Erika and Janelle not to worry, she isn't real just like their...well, you know...next it's Josh saying he loves Dani like he loves Bagels but Marcellus' robe smells like defeat...then it's Holly paging Dr. Delicious and says she took the devil duck because she wants to take a bubble bath with him..then it's (uuggggghhhhhh) Cappy with the black knight saying that the four that was his end last year are still in the house but the black knight he stole was a symbol of how the end is near for all of them, lights out bitches...finally it's the stupid chicken with KG's chicken necklace....seance done

Chenbot promises that this is the start of a week of competitions filled with blasts from BB's past..but now we go to the backyard were everyone is lined up and ready for the HOH competitiion. It's a series of true/false questions about the seance...get the question wrong, your eliminated. Everyone gets it right, last person to get it right is eliminated. Everyone ready:

The devil duck was stolen by Allison?
everyone right but George was the slowest so he is eliminated

Holly paged Dr. Delicious?
everyone right but Marcellus slowest and he is out

Bunky was sure that Dr. Will could treat snake bites?
Janelle answered true so she is eliminated

The Black Knight was stolen by Eric?
Howie's buzzer doesn't work so he is sitting there without an answer for several seconds before Chenbot says he needs his answer. Howie upset, saying he pressed it but he is now out (on replay he pressed the earliest it looked like while James was the slowest)

Josh said he loved danielle liked he loved bagels
Will answers false and is eliminated

The necklace the chicken wore belonged to janelle
boogie slowest so he is out

In the seance, bunky revealed himself before Holly
james slowest

Erika is new HOH

Chenbot says a new HOH is in charge but coming up, the coup d'etat. The twist that could turn the BB house upside down in a moments notice

Big Brother Announcer Guy infoms us next Thursday is prom night in the BB house and we get to vote on all the titles...class clown, most annoying, etc.

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we are back and Chenbot explains to us that the HGs will be competing for the coup d'etat during the next week and that the winner, who won't be known to anyone other than the winner, will have the opportunity anytime during the next three weeks to instantly change nominations on the spot during a Thursday show. The Houseguests won't completely understand the power until it is fully explained on next week's show. Chenbot then explains it to the house guests. She tells the HGs that there is a new power up for grabs in the house but only the person that wins it will know what it is until it is used. Over the next few days, clues will be given to a well-known phrase involved in the BB game. Once they think they know the answer, they will disclose the answer in the Diary Room but they only have one chance to give the answer...the winner will find out who they are and what the power is one week from tonight....the first clue is in the house. It's a sheep with a pink/red bow around it's neck...several try to pet it but it runs away..allows a few to pet it but seems displeased with James as his touch elicits a particluarly loud bleat...Howie seems acceptable to the sheep as he is the only one petting the sheep at the end of the show. (sometimes, the jokes are just too easy and I'm not going there)