Previously:
With Janelle in power S6 starts to fracture. Dr. Will the “puppet master” went to work and Jani was putty in his hands. Jani nominates Diane. Feeling betrayed, James aligned with Danielle and vowed to take down his own alliance. At the eviction, Diane sent packing and the battle of endurance began.

Who will win the most important HOH yet [Dani] and who will be nominated for eviction? [I don’t know, maybe Janelle?]

Black & white on the web “The last person hanging on will be the new HOH,” fade to color as the web rises.

Erica DR’s that being nominated started that fire within her and made her realize that no one is safe in the house. She is going to fight for HOH and NOT give up until she wins. Now first of all, she just now realized that she wasn’t safe, where the hell has she been for, I don’t know, the past 4 weeks? Second, remember that last statement – the one about not giving up, it comes into play later.

Back to the web – Julie announces that the spider is getting hungry – maybe we should wet its appetite. Then from opposite sides this lovely white foam/cream comes squirting out all over the hamsters, but the best part is the high pitched squealing [like a stuck pig] that accompanies it every time it squirts. It was my favorite part of this comp.

Marci DR’s about his belt. Really he just has to bitch about something. Poor Marci just isn’t having any fun this year, is he? Good.

George asks if he can eat the cream and before anyone can answer, he starts licking his hands, but is quickly spitting it out. Poor slop-eating George. The web tilts and more cream and squealing.

Back to the eviction of Diane.

James DR’s that “Diane wasn’t any sot of threat to ME! in anyway, shape or form. Janelle went after her out of pure stupidity and now the entire house is going after her.” Later in the episode he also calls his alliance mate “this Anna Nicole Smith wanna be” and “the dumbest person to play this game” and “a fat piece of shit this year”. Lovely.

Dani DR’s that she loved that girl [Diane], so much. We can’t let S6 win! She, Diane, had every right to be upset, because she was backdoored. She also throws in an “it is what it is” which made no sense and doesn’t every time she says it. Don’t get me started on the backdoored comment. Diane wasn’t backdoored as much as Jase wasn’t backdoored.

Marci DR’s that he had to choke back tears when Diane left. “For someone like Janelle to selfishly put her [Diane] on the block was a gross miss-use of power”…? Yeah, I don’t know either.
Funny [?] recap of Howie’s eating habits this season and the creating of the Big Boy nickname which I have to hear 18 times, yes I counted. Will also calls Howie: hippopotamus, a mayonnaise eating bear, and a bloated half-dead diabetic manatee [hee].

Back to the web: Will “falls” off at about 21 minutes and gets a rotten egg. Will feels it’s imperative that he get some alone time with Janelle to shore up their relationship before S6 fractures completely.

2 Hours on web – Now let’s take this comp to an All Star level. Reposition yourself so that your head and torso are below the web. Only hold onto the web with your arms and legs.
James – out at 2:10, wins “nullify an eviction vote” Pass
Booger – out 2:15, wins $10,000
Kaysar – out 2:16 – rotten egg
Marcellus – out 2:25 – wins “week off slop” Pass
George – out 2:35
Dani begs Howie to let go, Dani and Erica promise Howie will be safe.
Howie – out 2:45
Dani tells Erica to give it to her… and she does. Dani HOH. She screams like she actually won the contest, when instead it was handed to her by Erica, who you remember was never going to give up. “Black Widow is back”?

The Legion of Doom is formed. Dani, James, Will & Booger are a new alliance. Dani gets her HOH room in browns and greens. She got pictures of her kids, husband, and parents, a letter from her mommy, and a pink robe of fugly.

Poor George is lying in bedroom still on slop, while the rest of the house pigs out on pizza. In the background of the kitchen, I see Dani looking disappointed at Marsullus. He then trudges [reluctantly, in my opinion] off to the bedroom and gives George his slop pass. George won’t take it, “he made a deal” and tells Marci to keep it, just in case. Marci DR’s that he didn’t want to give it to George, but he seemed so sad and pathetic. It was also an opportunity to do something good for someone else, and those don’t come around often. Now I don’t know about you, but those come around for me all the time [like writing this stupid recap]. George DR’s that he didn’t want to take the pass and he tries to give it back again. There is some lovely guitar music playing and slow motion shots of the angelic Marcellus *coughbullshitcough* and then George making sweet, sweet love to a piece of pepperoni pizza. Now, I know BB said George could win the pass, but George agreed to slop for the rest of the time he was in the house to win the veto and he didn’t win the pass, Marci did. There should not have been any exceptions to this rule, especially for George.

James & Dani in HOH. Dani has an idea – she wants to put up James against Janelle. Why you ask? James will compete for veto. He will make sure Janelle won’t win veto. People won’t suspect that they are in cahoots. 2 out of 3 ain’t bad.

Marci wants to put up Jani and Kaysar. Dani can’t believe Marci is not just throwing his friend Janelle under a bus, but under a semi with a bus, 10 pounds of cement and he’s on top. The reason: Marci hates the way Janelle is playing the game. Yeah, the game that has no rules. The game that can be played an infinite number of ways.

There is a conversation between Kaysar and Dani in the HOH, but to tell you the truth I thought it was really boring and all they did was blow smoke up each other’s asses.

Dani DR’s all she wants to do is make sure someone from S6 walks out the front door. The only alliance she has is the one with: me, myself, and I. Cue De La Soul, not really, but that would have been really cool.

Nomination ceremony:
Dani says, “The decision I made today was based on the nomination last week after the POV ceremony and I was concerned. I would prefer to be safe than sorry.”

Keys pulled out: Erica, Howie, George, Booger, Marci, Will, and Kaysar.

Dani babbles, Quote - Expect the unexpected with me. I’m not here to sit aside and have people do the dirty work. I’m here to play the game and I put up the two toughest bad-asses in your alliance to complete for the veto and to me, let the best person win and it is what it is. That’s it. That’s all. Meeting adjourned. End quote.

Janelle was surprised that Dani nominated James. Frankly, she thinks Dani is a bitch.

James, of course, was acting. Of course this is a risky strategy, but one he is willing to take to get Janelle out of the house.

Dani wants Jani gone. She needs James to play veto to keep noms the same.

Booger slimes “James looked at us and said I hope I can trust you guys. However, it’s hard to trust villains especially if you’re a villain yourself.”

Who will win POV and will they save Janelle or James from eviction? Does anyone really care?