Previously on Big Brother All-Stars

S6 won HOH for a fourth straight time, and Janelle set her sites on Diane. But James disagreed and led the charge to take out CT. But at the last moment the puppet master continued to pull the strings. At the nomination ceremony, Janelle surprised everyone. Who will win the POV? And will they use it to save Booger or Erika? Find out tonight on BBAS!


Opening Credits roll …..

Opens with usual black and white scene – of nomination ceremony – and Janey’s speech about not liking Booger, and Erika being the most liked, so probably safe.

Cut to DR Sessions after nominations: Erika doesn’t know if she was nom’d as a threat or a pawn – but everyone knows what happens to the pawn – end up talking to Chenbot on the couch. Booger felt double crossed when his key wasn’t in the box. Will was half pleased, she half took the deal, so CT has half a chance now. He hopes he can peel Janey away from S6 to work with CT. Janey admits she wants Booger to stay, and her big plan is for CT to win POV, take the Booger off the block, put up another floater, which guarantees another floater leaves this week.

Janey makes beeline for Erika after noms and they talk in redrum. Janey is sorry she didn’t get a chance to talk to her first to warn her first, but reassures her that she’s not going home. Erika says you never know. Janey says everyone will vote Booger out over Erika – wasn’t as sure if she put up Diane or KG. Janey promises Erika is safe.

Cut to HOH, where Marcy leaves as the rest of the S6 join Janey in Barbie’s dream house – they tell her that her noms are fine but be ready for a fight. James won’t complain about her noms (not to her face anyway) – but in DR says it’s stupid idea, because they have to go after CT. S6 leave HOH, Dr. Will appears as if by magic. Will files his nails as Janey says she was scared to nom 2 floaters – offers to win POV and take off the Booger. Explains the nom of Booger was to help keep tensions at bay. Will promises that CT won’t tell anyone about the plan they have with Janey, and Booger is sent up. Janey says don’t mind what I said at noms – said the thing about disliking the Booger to make Erika feel better, the Booger says he understands. Talk of POV – if CT or Janey win POV and remove the Booger, do they promise to vote out whoever Janey wants? They do. Janey in DR says her alliance isn’t seeing the bigger picture (floaters) – so she hates going behind her alliance’s back, but gotta do whatcha gotta do.

Cut to Dani, Diane, Erika, Marcy in redrum - Dani wonders if they are considered the floater alliance. They don’t like what’s going on, their herd is being diminished.

As folks get ready for bed, Janey comes out in her jammies to announce POV – time to pick players. Janey gets “houseguest choice” and chooses Howie because, she says, he hasn’t gotten to play yet. Big Boy like Veto!! Erika chooses Diane to play for her. The Booger gets houseguest choice, chooses Dr. Will, who hopes to save his Booger. Janey says POV will happen sometime in the morning, and they will only get one minute notice to be in BY or they won’t be able to play. Janey warns that the players will need to be very alert for this POV, and only the six players will be allowed in BY for the Veto Comp. Then she turns their attention to the plasma for America’s Choice, where the wake-up calls are explained. They find out they will be awakened either every 3 hours, 1 hour, 30 mins, or 15 mins – and that they’ll find out which tonight. Some are laughing and amused, others are vocal about it not being fair (Willy). Dani loves it and thinks it sounds fun. Howie doesn’t understand it. Dani explains it’s a sleep deprivation POV contest. KG predicts every 15 minutes.

Cut to scenes of hammies going to bed, except Howie and Janey – Janey grabs Howie and tells him that she doesn’t want Erika or Diane to win POV. Howie agrees, tho in DR he says he thought our enemies were CT. He says the strategy of confusion is working this year, on Howie, lol.

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12:29am, cams on sleeping hammies …first wake-up call – the human siren – several hammies jump out of bed (it was very loud and annoying). At 12:45am, smart Diane figures out it’s going to be every 15 minutes. Scene of Marcy freaking out, and Dani screaming with ears plugged. One of the voices tells them to wake up because “they are talking about you in the kitchen.” Kay and Janey in HOH with lights on at 2:15am commenting on the calls. Will and the Booger think it’s the dumbest thing ever – Booger bashes America for thinking it’s funny. Erika worried about performing in POV with no sleep. At 5am, a robotic voice tells them it’s time for POV – the six of them run outside.

POV: Very creepy female robotic voice tells them to take off shoes and sit in chairs – calls it the “torture test.” Two plasma monitors will spell words or phrases used in BB house, they will be spelled backwards until someone buzzes in. In DR, Howie says, if it was cat it would be spelled t-a-c and someone would have to buzz in with cat. Ah, that it were that simple, sweet Howie/Algernon. POV winner needs to get three words correct. Incorrect answer you are eliminated. But wait there is more. Janey is directed to remove a cover from table – it has buckets of worms, goggles, headphones. If you answer correctly you get to put one of these to another competitor.

Round 1. N-O-I-T-C-I-V-E … EVICTION – Booger gets first one, chooses headphones for Howie, where he hears the wake-up calls very loudly. Erika says this game would be hard with a full night sleep, with no sleep it’s impossible.

2. Will is eliminated on “expect the unexpected” – he guessed “expected” – says he was premature, which no one wants to be!

3. Howie buzzes in with NOMINEE – he takes the worm bucket and pours it into plastic tub and put Diane’s feet in them. Diane complains that they are crawling up her legs.

4. The Booger gets Power of Veto – pours worms on Howie.

5. Janey gets ALLIANCE – puts goggles on Diane. Diane asks why everyone is picking on her, when people on the block get nothing. Booger says actions speak louder than words, and Janey’s actions prove that CT can work with her this week.

6. The Booger gets CHOPPING BLOCK and wins POV. After Will picks him up in the air, the Booger kicks a pair of goggles in joy and cuts his foot. Booger rejoices in his “victory” (handed to him on a silver platter) and kisses the POV medallion.

End scene with the Booger being carried off the field …

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The Booger tells us in DR about his life-threatening injury – 10 stitches in his foot. Janey returns to HOH and tells Marcy that the Booger won POV. Erika asks if she’ll be putting up Will or KG – Janey says how about Diane? Marcy shocked at her suggestion – says CT just got stronger by winning a competition – if they win HOH they’ll go after the four. Says that CT really doesn’t want to go home, they are the biggest liars in BB history, and will take over the four.

Cut to Kay and Janey and Howie outside HOH – Janey says Marcy will be pissed if she doesn’t nominate Will. Maybe Erika too. Kay says that’s because Erika will be safe if Will goes up. James appears and asks why she put goggles on Diane? James asks, who did you NOT want to win POV – Janey says Will or Booger. Howie asks what Janey’s drinking, because she told him not to let Erika or Diane win it – at this bomb being dropped there are shocked looks from Kay and James (James is actually more disgusted than anything). In DR Janey admits the “bind” she’s in this week: what is best decision for her, or best for her alliance. James is pissed and knows Janey is working with CT. If Janey doesn’t put up Will he says that there will be S6 mutiny.

Cut to Will, who goes to visit Janey in HOH. She tells Will that he was supposed to win Veto because then she couldn’t put him up after he took off his booger – now her alliance will be mad at her if she doesn’t put up Will. In DR Janey says this is worst week to be HOH, should have thrown it to Marcy. Janey asks Will, if I put up Diane, will you vote her out? He promises he will. Janey says the others “won’t let her” not put up Will, he says sure they’ll be mad, but this game isn’t about honor – he is looking for honor among thieves and thinks he can work with Janey – then he says that the righteous won’t go far in this game. Janey says she’s never played that way before – Will assures you that his way works, because after all, he won playing it that way.

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Janey calls hammies for luxury competition. Summer is the perfect time for a movie, so today’s winners will get an advanced screening of “Talladega Nights” with Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby. Hammies fake excitement (tho Will’s head is in his hands). Best moment – the voice over says “the story of a man who could only count to number 1” and camera pans to Howie with his sideways baseball cap – priceless! Winner of comp can eat snacks at the movie even if on food restrictions. Split into two teams of five – the Booger isn’t allowed to compete but if his team wins, he gets the movie. Teams are Shake and Bake.

Car on spinning on big round stage, with pit crew stuff to the side. The Booger is the announcer. Each team will take turns recovering their car from a wild spin out. All hammies crawl in car through windows and “hold on tight as the car spins out of control.” When horn blows, clock starts – crawl out of car and perform pit crew tasks – clean windshield, put on BB decals, change a tire, fill with gas, and put Talladega Nights hats back on – then back into car through windows, wave flag, honk horn. Fastest team wins. Put on your racing gear, rev up your engines, and get ready to spin out with Ricky Bobby and Talladega Nights.

Team SHAKE – Blue – get in car. Janey, Will, Dani, Diane, James – all get in car, spins around fast. Everyone dizzy, fall out of car. Will and James change tire, Dani cleaning windows, Diane on decals – Janey saves the day helping Will put gas in.

Team BAKE – Red – get in car. KG, Kay, Erika, Marcy, Howie. KG is THRILLED to be in NASCAR car. KG falls out of car, then helps the rest out. Marcy did the windshield, Kay did the gas, Erika did the decals, Howie changed the tire (Big Boy like changing tires!).

Team Bake finished in 1:53, Team Shake in 1:37 – Blue/Shake wins luxury comp. Janey thinks her team so good they could be a real pit crew. KG bummed not to get to eat something other than slop, but he’s cheery about it. Winners go to HOH theatre – lots of candy and goodies, flat screen TV. Booger tells America in DR that Will is actually 9 years old as he grabs handfuls of goodies, throws food all around, and stuffs popcorn in his face. Dani loved the movie. Will, who we already know hated the movie, puts on a good company boy DR face and talks about how it was nice to get “out of the house” for a little while.

Cut to HOH – Janey, Marcy, Howie, James, Kay – Janey tells them she’s putting up Diane. Kay says whatever you want, it’s your HOH. James is calling Janey out on her lie – says that he was told that if he put Jase up, who wasn’t coming after him, that any of S6 who won HOH would put up CT this week. Janey says she put up the Booger, he won POV, now she’s doing what is second best for her – James challenges her on this, saying she is doing what is best for her, not for team. James says they can do what they want, but next time he’s HOH he’ll do what is best for him. Says Janey lied to his face. In DR James spews that the S6 alliance is done for him, it’s over. Tells Janey she has no idea what she’s doing.

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James gets Dani out of bed, takes her to gym to tell her about Diane going up. He tells Dani he called Janey out, and that their alliance is over and the war begins tomorrow. In DR he says Janey is gone, calls her a piece of shit. Then James telling Dani he’s going to start the revolution. He’s going to backdoor that bitch when he gets HOH next week.

Cut to POV Ceremony – Booger musing in DR before ceremony that if he takes self off block, Will could go up – so he hopes they can trust Janey. Booger starts ceremony – gets right to it and quotes some philosopher saying even tho it’s better to give than receive, he’s decided to veto himself. Then tells Janey it’s time to nom someone else for eviction. Janey says the decision didn’t come easy to her, had to go back and forth – hardest week for her, then says that unfortunately she has to nominate Diane (who whines “I knew it,”) and flounces her ass into the nom chair.

DR sessions after nom -
Janey says: I’m not letting people talk me into things – I’m doing what is best for me. Floaters wanted me to put up CT, but I am not going to do their dirty work.

James says Janey proved herself untrustworthy and a liar by not putting up Will, which put the entire house against S6 – Janey is screwed – GAME AWN JANELLE!

Booger and Will do the lame finger phone call. Will, check this, I go to the Veto Ceremony, take myself off the block, think they are about to call your name – and Janey puts Diane up! Maniacal laughter.

Who will be evicted next, Diane or Erika? Find out live this Thursday …