Short on comedy...but you can't beat the factual accuracy!

Previously on Big Brother All-Stars...14 former houseguests moved back in…. a twist to the Head of Household competition shocked everyone….some had some summer fun…Howie had a summer crush…Danielle and Alison tried to create dissension amongst the household…at nomination ceremony the two most feared and ruthless targeted, Alison and Danielle…with their security at stake, nominees pleaded their case…at veto competition…Danielle and Alison fought for survival…but it was Janelle who trashed (catch the pun?)her rivals…and kept her nominations the same…

Who will be the first All-Star evicted form the Big Brother house and who will be the next Head of Household? Find out tonite on Big Brother All-Stars!


Heeeeeeeeeeere's Julie…"This season, the best of the best return...14 of them going head to head for a half million…it's only Day 11, and the claws are out...while a curious relationship blossoms…two of the most feared players of all time are fighting to stay in game! But first…with their future in jeopardy...Danielle and Alison are taking two different approaches to stay in the game"…

Cut to Alison as she DR's she wasn't surprised by being nominated…that Season Six players think she's huge threat and they’re right…self-admitted most vengeful bitch in house…and will come back tenfold.

Dani DR’s she's still playing game but cleanly as possible..going full tilt boogie not ready to give up…cut to Danielle and Chicken George in storage room with Danielle begging for Chicken George's vote…George says he likes her so he will vote Alison out…they make a deal.

Cut to Alison and Nakomis…Nakomis complains she knows nothing going on...Alison and Nakomis join forces with Diane...

Cut to Danielle and Janelle…Danielle swears she's not coming after BB6…she DR's that she being more quiet this time…but very raw and real…cut back to HOH, Janelle and Danielle review predicted votes…wondering about Will and Boogie, thinking they will vote Alison out...

Cut to Will asking Jase who Jase thinks is going…Will and Boogie want Alison to stay to do their dirty work and get rid of Janelle…"catfight central" Boogie DR’s…Jase says Alison has Jase, Nakomis, Diane and now Boogie and Will and lets Alison know she needs one more vote...

Alison and Diane recount votes, and wonder if Marcellas will vote Danielle out for revenge…Alison figures she needs James to lock up this vote...

Ali approaches James for vote…James asks Alison how she thinks the outcome is so far…Alison replies she has three that are definite "no": Kaysar, Howie and Janelle, and that James is her wild card…cut to James in DR: "she believes I'm not with the 6…Alison not as bright as I thought…I am definitely voting to keep Danielle and get Alison out!"...James tells Boogie about Alison thinking she has votes to stay, as James tries to talk Boogie into keep Danielle...Boogie says he's 50/50…cut to DR: Boogie says "The more Season 6 wants to keep Danielle, the more I want her to go, especially with James doing the talking!"

Nakomis and Danielle outside, Nakomis complains that no one has talked to her about vote…Danielle reciprocates that no one is asking her anything about anything…a tearful Danielle DR's about BB3, regarding the horrible things said about her...she argues she was there to win money only, not to make friends…

Cut to Head of Household bedroom…Erika enters to meet with Marcellas and Janelle…Janelle asks Erika how she will vote...Marcellas pipes up that he CANNOT vote for Danielle to stay…cut to Marcellas in DR: "I wish both were leaving…I mean which is worse....gonorhhea or clap??"

Julie heads to living room to check in…Howie with a fauxhawk and a 'Thanks Julie' homemade t-shirt…so, Julie swoops in for the 'hot scoop'...

Chenbot: "Howie, you were all about the ladies last season, but this year you seem to be smitten with certain doctor in the house?" Howie coyly replies that Dr. Will is greatest houseguest of all time and best looking guy in Big Brother history…then proceeds to rip on All-Star Will for his paleness and smallness…

Chenbot moves on to Dr. Will: "One of housemates is sereneding you to sleep with their 'sweet sounds'?"…cut to Freight-Train Snorin' George…"how are you dealing with this?"...Will replies "if George's strategy is to snore me out of the house, it's working!"

Chenbot turns her attention back to us..."in Season 5, Jase was one of most hated…now it has seemed to turn around…why??"

"But first…votes to evict are to be cast…the nominees do not vote. Neither do the Heads of Household…let's see what Marcellas, Erika and Diane have to say about the two nominees...

[cut to DR]
Marcellas knows Danielle will stab you in back, rip your heart out and eat it…
Erika wants to keep Danielle because Erika is not one of Danielle's targets…
Diane feels like Danielle working with everyone but her…
Marcellas says Alison has the crazy capacity to lie to your face…
Erika comments, if Alison is on your side she's a great competitor…
Diane calls Alison a walking timebomb...house can put Alison up next week…keeping Alison this week buys Diane more time...Diane votes to evict Danielle.

[back to Chenbot talking to us]"Jase was one of most unpopular, now a whole new Jase this season...voted in by America and liked by this year's housemates…cut to DR Jase, who says he has learned about himself since BB5…this time he's a more refined platyer…with lot of big personalities in All-Stars….he can just wait for them to implode on one another and sit back and smile…in bb5 he had to win, win, win to stay, and this time he's playing a smarter game…can win when he needs to and coast otherwise…in bb5 he had a showmance…now committed man to hid girlfriend Heidi…he's different guy since bb5..the first time around he created a team...he loved the Four Horsemen…this time he's laying low and working behind the scenes…cut to Jase working both sides…he admits he's completely blowing smoke…riding whole house like a mechanical bull (as he mounts the DR couch).

Julie talks to Jase privately in HOH bedroom…"Jase, on Big Brother 5 you were a troublemaker, but this summer you seem to have matured - what's behind the change?" Jase cited turning 30, the woman in his life...he's a family man… Julie asks "With you and Janelle as co-Heads of Household, how did that work?" Jase replies "amazingly (asks if that's a word)...all the heat was on Janelle for winning veto and her big alliance...he is the Lone Horseman...Julie: "What did you learn about Janelle?"…Jase: "She's an All-Star gunning to win!" Julie: "Is she the biggest threat? Who is?" Jase says he himself is…James is crafty, Janelle is crafty, Will puts a weird spin on things that's not normal…then Jase vows the mandanna will be back!

Chenbot to us: "What is Alison really like outside the house…ex-boyfriend Justin from Big Brother 4 and her new boyfriend will tell you..."

But first, back to the DR to see how James, George and Boogie vote...
James: Alison has to go…
Boogie: Danger with Alison is that she's a loose cannon…
George: I'll keep Danielle, since she made a deal with me to not vote against me throughout the whole game…
James: Danielle says she's not targeting Season Six…
Boogie: saw Danielle hanging With Season Six...shouldn’t keep anyone allied with Season Six…
George: Alison a threat because she's such a good player…George votes to evict Alison

Chenbot then talks to Janelle privately in HOH bedroom…Julie: "Janelle, with you and Jase co-Heads of Household this past week, how did that affect your strategy?"…Janelle replied that it was kind of hard at first, she was nervous about throwing names out for fear these were Jase's allies, was a strange lack of control…Julie: "Janelle, you're once again living with James, Howie and Kaysar...how strong is that alliance?"…Janelle confirms it it most dominant alliance in the house with four strong players...Julie asks if Janelle trusts all of them...Janelle trusts Kaysar and Howie most, and James a little…

The before and after effects of Alison...not necessarily in that order:
[cut back to Alison story] "On Big Brother 4, Alison flirted her way to the final two, and by doing so caused this season's houseguests to question her integrity…the men Alison's life now speak out...
[cut to Justin] "Alison is an All-Star in every sense of the word. She played Big Brother 4 flawlessly"
[DELUSIONAL new boyfriend...Doctor] Jason heard that Alison had flirted a lot on Big Brother 4, but she got a bad reputation, an unfair assumption.
[Justin] "When Alison hops into bed with guys on show she's going to work..at one point she was in bed with everyone on the show…it was a calculated move for her to be in shape, as her body is her main weapon."
[Jason] "if she did employ those methods (IF??!!), that is not conducive to relationship"
[Justin] "no way is she playing straight"
[Jason] "since Season 4 Alison has changed immensely…but she needs to start outthinking without compromising her morals or integrity…you can see alli as next president without question" (say goodbye to your patient roster, pal!)

[Back to DR for more voting]
Howie: it's a toss-up…
Will: Danielle was a phenomenal player, she was robbed in her season…
Nakomis: a good reason to keep Alison is to draw attention to her (and away from Nakomis) as the target…
Kaysar: both made it to the final two in their seasons…Danielle is a master manipulator...dangerous…
Will: wants to keep Alison because blonde girls hate blonde girls…
Howie: wants to keep Alison because she looks awesome in a bikini...HOTT with two-t's...
Kaysar: it's the lesser of two evils…Kaysar votes to evict Alison
Nakomis votes to evict Danielle

[shown vote count at this point: Danielle-2, Alison-2]

Julie notes both nominees were one step away from first place…but tonite one of them leaves…back to the living room to talk to nominees…each get the chance to say something…

Danielle: honored to be there, everyone has been really, really nice in a time that wasn't easy, love and respect all…
Alison: very honored as well, very flattered to sit next to Danielle, as she thinks Danielle is one of best in Big Brother history, thanks group...

Vote revealed…
8 to 2…Chenbot teases by calling out Danielle...to tell her she's safe...Alison is evicted

[vote count: final]
Nakomis and Diane vote to evict Danielle
everyone else votes Alison

Ali walks out and dumps bag….cut back to houseguests watching Alison with Julie…Big Brother promptly cuts the internal feed….cut back to Julie…

Chenbot: "Alison, on Big Brother 4 you made it to the final two, now you're first one out..you also didn't get too far on Amazing Race (nice one, Jules)...are you own worst enemy?" Alison says she lost her evil touch from Big Brother 4 days, she's just different now she's older…Chenbot asks why she didn't flirt this time around to get her farther. Alison replies that she's grown up and found the person she truly wants to be with and is in love (stay tuned for the feeling NOT to be mutual when Dr. Jason watches the tape, so to speak)…Chenbot comments that Alison was quite vocal about Janelle, calling her ‘fat’, 'Busto’ a 'lying fatass’ and a 'bitch’...Alison says Janelle not that bad, blames the stress and moment...sure Janelle is a great person and great competition and would most likely be friends outside the house…

[Taped DR messages from HG's]
James: Alison, you are the fiercest insane competitor
Howie: Alison you are truly beautiful...HOTT...
Danielle: I'm doing this for you, Alison... an eye for an eye AliBear...miss you..
Boogie: sorry, I tried best to keep you, but the tide turned at the last minute…
Nakomis (counting chickens before all twists have hatched) spouts that Alison opened her mouth and told a bunch of lies, she should have kept mouth shut…
Diane: hate to see you go, just too strong a competitor and scared everyone…
Erika (crying): I needed a sense of getting you back, but feeling this way I know I'm not a vengeful person...


[The Power is Up For Grabs!]
Head of Household Competition called 'Alison Rules'...only ONE Head of Household this week, and Jase and Janelle ineglible to compete…during commercial Alison answered true or false questions about all the other houseguests, and the current houseguests need to now decided how Allison answered….true or false…incorrect answer eliminates contender from the competition...


Question 1: "True or False: Alison believes Howie is smarter than Will"?
All answer False, all got it right, no one eliminated

Question 2: "True or False: Alison thinks the All-Star most likely to wear a peanut butter bikini is Kaysar"?
All answer False, all got right, still no one eliminated

Question 3: "True or False: Prior to entering the Big Brother All-Star house, Alison believed her toughest competition was Erika"?
Answer is True, everyone eliminated except Kaysar and Nakomis

Question 4: "True or False: The All-Star Alison believes will gain the most weight this season is Janelle"?
Answer is True, both got it right, both still in

Question 5: "True or False: Alison believes the All-Star most likely to seek revenge by using a toothbrush to scrub the toilet is Will"?
Answer is False…and, although Kaysar clearly wins, Julie fucks up and says Nakomis has won Head of Household, but of course, Nakomis knows better...correction made, Kaysar announced winner, and just to make sure none of the houseguests are unclear about alliances, Howie celebrates and carries on like the Season Six bonehead he truly is!!

Cut back to Alison...she is not happy Kaysar won. She wanted Danielle to win it. Aw, too bad, Alison...three time LOSER!!!

...and, I'm out.