Live Feed Week 12 - HOH DICK!, Don't Forget to Cancel Your Feeds! Options

[kuuipocloud]

They're bored and Dani doesn't want to do anything. Dick says if we're both bored then they should do something to help pass the time.

She told him to go ask them to turn on a movie. They fight about who asked them for the walkman or CD player (they even fight about whether it was a walkman or CD player).

They talk of Vincent taking care of Dick's myspace and that he loves us very much. Dick goes to WC and washes his hands and Dani sits at the KT looking still totally bored.

He comes out and they agree to play Speed - and of course, Dick has to shuffle because Dani doesn't want to.

They bet that Joe is a mediator (Dani said) (mediator - Dick corrected her) on some of the message boards.

This post has been edited by kuuipocloud: Sep 16 2007, 12:03 AM

[Beez]

OMG I hope I'll be able to keep up. Ok, so Dick and his sometimes estranged daughter are the only ones in the house, late at night, with nothing to do but chat. So obviously, they're talking about their lives, their dreams, their feelings, etc. Uhm... well, I'm sure they just WERE see, but I just turned it on so I must have missed that part. At the moment Danielle is staring at the wall as Dick flips something noisily on the table and says that they must be boring the Showtime viewers. I'm sure they'll get back to the deep discussions between a parent and his child - in a sec. I'll post now so I'm all ready to go when they start again.

[aurora]

kuuipocould, waving back.

I just can't....with Daniele. She takes me to a bad place. I'm afraid I'd get kicked off the board if I tried recapping this sad night.

Dani wants people to look up Vincent Denato on myspace and harass him. Dick asks why she's doing that to him. Dick leaves the room.

I switch to quad and hear Dick say, "torture". Talking about spending this time with Dani maybe?

He goes back to sit with Dani and they start bashing Joe now.

That's it for me tonight. I've drawn a heptagram on my floor and must go sit in the middle of it to ward off evil spirits.

[Beez]

Ok well, now they're playing cards. First, they discussed Joe and gonhorrea for a minute and now they're playing cards. But I'm sure that's just because the complex issues and difficult topics they were discussing were hard for them, so they decided to play some cards to relax and let the conversation flow much easier. I'm almost positive they look like they're about to start talking about their past relationship and how like, the situation in Darfur has made them realize how lucky they truly are.

In other news, Danielle is so thin, her head, when viewed from the side, looks like a big fluffy blonde blowpop on top of her stick body. She looks like a trashy porn star from the side (ok, and from the front, I admit). Her arms are grossly thin, and her boobs and hair stick out equally far in front of them. She actually kind of resembles a seven-year-old girl (all rangey and thin) wearing a Jennifer Coolidge wig.

[kuuipocloud]

Dani's talking about the things she can't wait to do outside the house. Drive, go to the mall, eat at fast food, eating dippin' dots, hang out with Zach (she really said that!).

She said he wouldn't have used the veto on him in week 1 when she won it.

The playing of Speed continues. Dani has won both hands. She haaaates the waiting part and its torture. They thought that the questions would be in the afternoon, then the evening, and Dani's been ready for 10 hours and she's not kidding. No, she's been sleeping for 9 of those 10 hours.

Dani can see Joe doing the exact same standing up and giggle when Dustin was evicted. She can picture it and they will ask him to reenact it.

[kuuipocloud]

Welcome to the party Beez!

Dani was playing with one of the cameras for a bit.

Dani just noticed a light that she doesn't think has always been there, but Dick assures her that it has.

There is a strange shadow on the wall that looks like a siding glass door or a window.

Now apparently Dick can't say that he disagrees with Dani without her getting all "butt-hurt" about it. So Dick asks her what is a reasonable way for him to disagree without sounding rude. She says "Oh, good luck with that!" as she doesn't feel that she can say, "Cool" to anything he says without him getting all "butt-hurt" about it.

Now card playing commences in silence.

[Beez]

Ok, so, um, they haven't discussed ... anything really, but I'm pretty sure they're just all tuckered out from their big talks they had before I turned the feeds on. They must have been through a lot, going over their relationship, stories from her babyhood, his feelings about her, his life before she was born, politics, their religious views....

Dani now looks like a young, pissy Anna Nicole Smith, with her giant shock of hair all sideswept across her eyes and the cleavage shelf she's got sitting on the edge of the table, aimed at her father. Classy.

[kuuipocloud]

10:45 HT

Beez, you did miss all the fun. Sorry! I got it all though, make sure to read the 2-3 posts.

Dani-cakes is in bed - again.

Daddy-cakes is out on the stripeys smoking - again.

Dick monologuing about his fucked up relationship with his daughter and how BB is pretty easy comparitively.

Dick looks as though he may fall asleep. Deep breath. kuuipo am surprised he didn't cough after that.

Well, it's an exciting night.

ETS: Dick said that it is an exciting show and he's going to lay down.

This post has been edited by kuuipocloud: Sep 16 2007, 12:52 AM

[Beez]

Dick is laying on top of the round bed, seemingly asleep - or, of course, there's always the dead option. I mean Keith Richards takes naps too, right? Dani is facedown on a big bed, showing off her skunktastic roots, which are ridiculously dark brown. She's a study in the new spring shades from Sears, wearing a light teal-ish top, with her yellowing, dark-rooted hair, clutching on a lime pillow, covered in a dusky-blue motel bedspread. All is quiet. Skippy am tired.

Skippy am awake, switching feeds between the two of them for no reason. Uhm, I think Dani farted. Apple doesn't toot far from the tree.

This post has been edited by Beez: Sep 16 2007, 01:03 AM

[Beez]

An exciting update! Dick and Danielle got up, looked at each other and shared the realization that they're both awful, awful people. They wept over the things they've done and said, the joy they took in causing others pain, the trauma they cause and sought to inflict, the crimes against hair and nature, the farting. Dani also said something about her boyfriend - like, her actual one from before she started famewhoring. Well, I may be reading a little into it - they both shifted a little in their sleep and I think that's what it meant. They're both now laying on their sides, Dick with his hands under his cheek all storybook princess pose, Dani more in the sated sleep on the porn set way. Both fully clothed. Thank god. Oh, no, Dani has shifted back - thanks for the heads up, Skip! - she's now facedown over a pillow (not like that, pervs. Ok, kind of like that, actually) with the pillow under her chin and her face over the top edge of it. Which looks... odd. Her hair is flopped all over, covering her face completely. It looks like nothing so much as a murder scene.

I'm... watching people sleep. And then typing about it.

LOL BB just said - "Dick, please go to the diary room." Dani twitched like someone applied shocks to her feet, but didn't get up. Dick woke up, laid there contemplating what curses to employ, then got up to go to the bathroom before hitting the DR. Oh, now Dani is up. She fluffed her hair before walking out of the room. Damn straight, Skip - get them to hop to.

Dani, just btw, is all bedecked in her best Peter Pan Pochahontas Porn outfit - chocolate uggs, denim mini with frayed bottom, tight polo top, alluringly unbuttoned, aforementioned trash hair.

This post has been edited by Beez: Sep 16 2007, 01:31 AM

[kuuipocloud]

11:27 HT

Dick got called to the DR. He blinked a few times and croaked he'd be right there then proceeded to go to the WC. I think he missed the door.

Dani got up, too and wanders to the kitchen where it looks like she's getting some more of that chocolate (not chip cookies) stuff she made earlier.

[Beez]

Dani has started slathering makeup on top of her makeup. Seriously, Pochahontas is pancaked up. First she powdered her powder, then lined her eyeliner, and now she's sticking her lips. She has some kinda makeup tackle box thing. Dick came out to tell her they said it's going to go back and forth with the questions and that the person told him to pick who can go first and he apparently fed his offspring to the pack of stupid, so he tells her "you can go first, if that's all right." Interesting construct there, Mr. Aggressively Passive Aggressive.

Now she's doing something sizzly to her hair. That can't be good. Dick is out on stripey, spitting. You know, as you do.

[FeedMeCoffee]

Good OGG, Real lets me rewind (when there are a whopping 2 fame-hamsters left in the BB house, mind you).
So I took advantage of it, since i didn't see this recapped.... bzzzzzzzzzt.

About 10 pm ish....DD are playing cards.
DICK says Dani looks very pretty tonight.
Dani : Shut. Uuuuupp.

Dani checks the clock (only 9:45pm).
Says "OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!! This is the longest 3 hours of my life..
(waiting to be grilled by their former hg's).
This is tor-ture."

Dick shuffles and says, almost absentmindedly: You know what was torture? Being locked up in that HOH room when you guys did that Hide and Seek game. That was ...very long. (not "torture"....not "the longest thing ever in his LIFE"....not "the worst thing ever".....just "very long". HA!)

Dani: I have No sympathy for you whatsoever! You guys complain about that...but if you only knew how hard I had it! Gah!!

Bitch whines about being out their in the hot sun for 6 hours on a stool (that hurt her boney butt).having to listen to Carol (who?) whine about being hungry when Princess was on Slop (how dare Carol not care about the Princess!). Etc. Says "It was the worst experience of her life."

Dick nearly gives up listening to his daughter have no sympathy for him. He walk to the fridge.

Says calmly/nicely: Lemme one up you: Standing in the ice cold...what did you call it? "Melted snow" water....

Dani cuts him off uber-snottily: "SO!? I did it too!"
(UM...What. The Fuck?! Princess is getting uptight about THIS!?

Un. Believable. I just...can't. She did it too? No, she had a hot shower...cried...dressed in her winter clothes...ate some nuts.....came outside to her freezing cold, geriatric, one-shouldered father who aches for a smple "I love you"......said about 40 words or encouragement to him in 4 hours...and...she had a blankey. So, "NO" Princess, you most certainly did NOT "do that too".)

Dad: I did it for what 8 hours.

Dani: I KNOOOOOWWWW.....I watched you. I know...You talk about it AAALLLL the time. I knooowwww.
(EXACTLY my point....you 'watched' him.)

Dad: What do you mean' talk about it all the time?" IT just happened a few days ago.
Dani: I know. and you talkabout it everyday...all day.

Dad: That, Was torture.
Dani: I knooowww!

Daddy: "All day, Every day.....huh?" he calls Dani "Exaggerater-Eric" (sp?)

HA!!

[ff174]

It would be easier to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear than post something positive about the BB Household.

Dani chewing her cud on F3 and F4. F1 and F2 on the bathroom.

C'mon, DICK! where are you, you rat bastard? Show your skanky ass so I can taunt you. He is hiding out in the bathroom, cowering from the massive assault that I would unleash upon him if he were brave enough to show himself.

Dani staring off into space, and she is cracking her knuckles. So, she has already picked up one of her father's disgusting habits, how long can it be before she starts spitting, burping and farting? She looks pensive ... probably trying to figure out how to defend herself from what is sure to be a flaying of the skin from the jury.

DICK! cleans his teeth, Yeah. Like that is going to change the jury's mind. Clean breath. They are miles away from your putrid piehole, asshole. Minty fresh breath is not going to change their minds as to how much of an abusive fuckwad you truly are.

Question to DICK!: Seeing as you hate liars, how do you feel about your daughter lying about her age? Also, you seem to be a very judgemental human being. How do you feel about the fact that your daughter pretty much acted like a complete ho-bag by kicking her "boyfriend" to the curb in front of millions of viewers, while playing slap and tickle with someone she knew for 2 whole weeks?

They sit down in the Chairs of the Inquisition (Nobody expected the Spanish Inquisition!!) and wait for it ...

Jen bashing. Woo Hoo!!!

Pouty McPissyPants does not want to talk to the jury. She is above that. Dani Antoinette does not wish to speak to the unwashed heathens that reside in Sequesterville! Let them eat cookies!!

Question to Ms. McPissyPants: "Seeing as you are the most miserable human being on the face of the earth, how do you ever expect to get a man hot enough to get his pecker up??? I mean, who would even want to have sex with you, you frigid waste of a human being?"

(The preceding question came from Kris.)

Allison comes on: "Hey guys ..."

And trivia ...

This post has been edited by ff174: Sep 16 2007, 02:36 AM

[FeedMeCoffee]

Back in real time....... Dick and dani are in the LR........sitting, waiting to be grilled.....
Dani's all, like, "We evicted them....i don't care what the have to say. Gah."

ShoSKippy just punched out and got in hislime-colored VW bug and drove to help Cousin Skippy at the BB house.
So, since Sho is over, I'm sure the Q's will be soon. After 8 seasons, you'd think I'd remember if they air this on the feeds, right?

BB chick: Hey guys!
DD, mopily: Hey.
BB: You look great on those purple chairs....but I need you to sit over ther.......
*TRIVIA*

Um, yeah, i don't think we get to see the final questions...... yeah, that's it.
Wait a couple hours, and then we'll recap what Big D and Little D are bitching about after they get grilled.

I'm sure D&D will have a new perspective on their self-involved, nasty lives.

Or, they'll complain and whine about how stoopid the q's were..and how they can't buhleeve that so-and-so is stiiiiiiiilllll hung up about something.
(Darn Jen, it was just 'tea'! Gah!!!)

ETA: I still canNOT type to save my life. Gah!

Also, I think the Mexiquester (er, "Caliquester?") hg's should get to see the feeds from the minute that Zach was offically zached.
That way they could see and hear what D&D REALLY think about them!!
But BB shouldn't tell D&D that the Cali HG's can hear D&D! That would spoil my fun!

This post has been edited by FeedMeCoffee: Sep 16 2007, 02:15 AM