Broadcast Recap: Thursday, August 3 Options

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Previously on BB Allstars ….The S6 alliance won the HOH competition for the fourth straight week. James led the charge to take out CT. But moments before the nomination ceremony the puppet master went to work. At the nom ceremony, Janelle met Will half way. America’s wake up calls drove the houseguests crazy. And left everyone exhausted for the POV comp, where things worked out in CT’s favor. But Will still had to turn on the charm to keep him off the block. And when Janelle revealed her intentions, James went AWF! (Scenes of him turning on Janey, promising her destruction.) Who will be the next All Star evicted from the BB house, Erika or Diane? And who will be the next HOH? Find out live tonight on BB All Stars!

Good evening, I’m Chenbot – it’s day 32, and the S6 alliance is beginning to crumble. James has declared war on Janey, meanwhile Erika and Diane are on the chopping block. Which of these women will be the next houseguest to be evicted? And beginning tonight, the houseguests will cast their votes to evict live.

But FIRST …. James is finding his former targets are now his allies in an effort to get rid of Janey …

POV ceremony shown – after which Will tells DR he can’t believe Janey didn’t nom him – calls her a sucker, and says that S6 is falling apart and Will is the one driving the wedge between them. He says Janey made a huge mistake (trusting him). On couch after POV, Howie asks Will if he shaved his front part down (tho I swear he said FUPA and CBS subtitled “front part” for FUPA) – Will says his body hair is his business, not Howie’s, and then compares Howie to Charles Manson and Ted Bundy. Says that Howie is a criminal, just hasn’t done that one thing that will get him lifelong incarceration. Says Howie would love prison – working out, wear ugly clothes, kiss boys.

Cut to BY with James and Dani strutting their bad-selves. Danielle of BB3 is back (did she ever really leave?) and tho James of BB6 never left, he doesn’t have Sarah to keep him nice this year. Dani says it’s not supposed to be a nice game, James agrees, and on that note they plan the demise of Janey. In DR, Dani says she was waiting for dissension within BB6 so James would go out on his own – and now it’s happened. Then Diane complains how Janey has been going after her since day one. James goes all gansta and says it’s about to jump AWF in here … Marcy says they are handing Will and his Booger the game. Marcy is pissed at Janey – he saw a mean and ugly façade behind Janey’s sweetness and is disillusioned by her (give me a fucking break). Then Marcy trashing Janey in redrum, telling Erika and Dani they are under attack, that Janey is trying to rid of all of the females so she can play all the men and get them to attack each other – never seen anything like it in his life and he loves women. Dani and Erika know Janey’s game – she’s a vixen! Marcy now says Janey is at the top of his hit list – and leaves the room saying he’s a bitter queen.

Cut to HOH – Kay and Janey – she’s upset about the nom of Diane. Says it’s horrible, Kay agrees. Kay says they took a big risk – taking Diane is a good move, but the timing and way it was done may hurt their alliance (with James). Worries that the target is off CT and now on S6. Kaysar am smart – too bad he didn’t wake up earlier in the game.

Cut to BY – Dani with Will and his Booger. She tells them what James said about going against S6. Will can’t believe it, that James will turn on his season alliance. Now supposedly it’s those 4 making a run (W, B, D, J) – a new alliance of four. Which leads to another lame finger phone call with Will and his Booger in the DR – where they basically joke about this new sub-alliance Booger has formed with James and Dani, they laugh maniacally that James and Dani are falling for it … Bogger calls for a blindfold for these fools, because they are in the dark. Cut to Dani saying someone from the new fantastic four must win HOH and get the power.

Chenbot in LR with houseguests – comments that Will isn’t in an eviction chair, asks how he’s coping with that. He says not well. Chenbot tells the Booger that he made BB history getting injured in POV Celebration. Is he worried injury will hurt him in competitions? Booger says maybe … Then Chenbot shows them scenes from the endless night of wake-up calls every 15 minutes, and asks Marcy if he wants to say anything to America about the calls. Marcy says they are sadistic, a waste of money, can’t believe they did this, if he ever meets you in passing ….and his pussy-ass threat falls short.

Chenbot then leaves the hammies and turns to us, promising scenes of Erika and Diane whoring themselves out for votes after the break.

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Chenbot returns to set up scenes of the different styles Diane and Erika are using to avoid eviction (tho oddly, none of the scenes include Diane offering her ass and boobies to Howie if he votes to keep her). Starts with Diane smoking the hookah with KG and Marcy, saying how cheated she feels. Basically, she can’t believe votes were already promised to Erika before the POV even occurred. Lather, rinse, repeat. Marcy promised to keep Erika, says he should have known not to make promise so early. KG encourages her to muster up the votes – but Diane thinks she can only get four. In DR Diane says she’s not giving up, and if she stays all hell is going to hit the fan (mix metaphors much?) and Janey will be the fan. Next scene is of Erika sitting down where Marcy, Diane, and KG were talking. Then while Diane is working Dani, Erika comes and sits down with them. Diane of course complains about this – whines in DR that she has a little Erika doll attached to her hip. <snicker>

Things that make you go hmmmm … according to Dani, the thought of mixing up the game and voting Erika out.

Cut to Booger and Dani in gym, where the Booger confirms that he promised Janey he’d vote out Diane, in order to save Will going on the mac. That Booger is a man of his word, even tho Dani asks why give the HOH what she wants? Dani wants Diane to stay in order to drive Janey nuts – doesn’t want the house to do Janey’s dirty work. But he is a booger of his word, so she gives up …

Cut to scene of Dani looking really scary-mean outside, talking with James. Dani says Will will break his word, but the Booger won’t. James never promised how he’d vote to Janey – plus even if he had who cares, she already lied to him so his word can be broken to her, no big whoop. Cut to James working Will – Will’s mind is open, and so is Boogers (implying that the Booger might change his vote). But Will wonders what purpose it serves to vote out Erika? James says it’ll make a statement to Janey that she fucked up.

Cut to Diane and James commiserating in the redrum – Diane whining about Erika again, about Janey going against her team wishes, so her team should be able to vote against Janey’s wishes. Still trying to count those votes. Diane wants to stay! Because Janey made it personal, so now Janey’s ass is Diane’s if she stays.

Back to the live show, we cut to Janey in HOH and her chat with Chenbot. Chen asks Janey if she is falling for Will – Janey laughs and says nooooooo! Chenbot says “but you kept him off the block and upset your housemates.” Janey says she did that because Will is not a threat to her personally, and they are just good friends. Chenbot reminds Janey of what she said during her last HOH about her loyalty to Howie, Marcy, Kay. Janey says she is still loyal to them, tho sometimes she feels closer to Kay one day, someone else another, etc. Chenbot asks about CT – Janey says they aren’t in my alliance. Marcy is not in her alliance either, he is just a friend – but he’s high on her list because Janey lurves Marcy.

Next up – Amy dishes the dirt on Marcy – BUT FIRST … Howie, Kay, Booger, and James share thoughts on nominees. Booger thinks Diane is cute and that she’d go after Janey and get her out. Howie thinks either girl is a threat to S6, but Diane would be a bigger threat to S6. James is, of course, still bitching about the nominations. Kay says Diane is sneaky.

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Chenbot back live with us: "From saying he loves Janelle to calling her actions disgusting, we’ve seen how fast Marcy can turn on his friends. Let’s hear from his former BFF from BB3 – Amy Crews–newlastname." This montage is split between scenes of Amy and her new life, with scenes of Amy and Marcy on BB3. Amy looks exactly the same, only now she’s married to some old guy that Amy thinks looks like Rhett Butler. Um, seriously? I'm sure he's a nice guy and all that, but Amy's husband has to have his AARP card already, may even be getting Social Security. They live on the water, in Florida, and her life is about travel and entertaining – like living on vacation. She’s living the Scarlett life right know, fiddle dee dee!

Amy says she and Marcy hit it off the first week – she never laughed so much in her life. Amy does NOT like Janey, makes her sick when people refer to Janey as the new Amy. Janey doesn’t hold a candle to Amy when it comes to inner beauty, she grates on Amy’s last nerve by winning everything. Janey looks like something you would find in a transvestite sex toy shop, according to Amy, who has seen prettier girls. (Scene of Amy/Marcy “backstabbing” fight from BB3) and then Amy says that she and Marcy no longer speak. Marcy was not loyal to her in the game – according to Amy, once Marcy decided she wasn’t helping him in the game, he turned on her, and everyone saw that he wasn’t loyal and that’s why he was evicted (that, and the veto thing). Amy says even if Janey and Marcy are friends in the house, he will turn on her on a dime. She worries about anyone who puts his or her trust in Marcy.

Cut to DR talk about two nominees. Will thinks it may be in his best interest to get rid of Erika because he thinks she’ll flip/flop and not be true to his cause. He also wants to keep Diane to send Janey a message that she’s not running things in the house. KG thinks Erika is underestimated player and may be a tough act at the end. He’ll be sad if Diane goes. Dani says Janey has a vendetta against Diane, and if Diane stays that will focus Janey on Diane. Marcy has relationship with Erika, so better to keep her around than Diane.

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Live vote and eviction – Erika pleads her case first, says she’s truly honored to be there, and likes everyone there unlike Will. It’s been hard with her broken rib and slop diet, so she hopes she is making sense, and she wants to stay. Diane gives shout-outs to family – love to CT and Marcy and James – knows she is out. Gives advice – don’t promise votes before Veto comp, they are All Stars and should know better.

Kay votes to evict Diane, Howie votes to evict Diane, Marcy votes to evict Diane, the Booger votes to evict Diane, Will can’t evict himself so he votes to evict Erika, KG votes to evict Diane, Dani sadly votes to evict Diane (shockingly she doesn’t break down in tears), James votes to evict Diane.

Chenbot says: Houseguests, by a vote of 7-1 Diane you have been evicted from the BB house.

Hugs and BS abound as they walk her ass to the door and send her back to her car. Chenbot and Diane talk on the couch about her eviction – Diane says it happened because Janey made her decision personal, about things that happened outside of the game – Diane rehashes the apology that wasn’t an apology – then Chenbot points out that all of S5 is now gone. Diane takes it as a compliment that they were so strong they wanted them out. Then convo about MMS alliance – Diane knew nothing about it, but says Jase thought it existed. She would have liked to be in a MMS alliance, but wasn’t asked. Diane sees her goodbye messages, including one from Janey telling her not to take it personally, and mush from the rest of them (except for Howie who just talks about her being good to look at). Marcy is pissed, blah blah blah and promises to do in Janey if he gets the chance. Diane wants that karma boomerang to come around and take out Janey.

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Chenbot sends hammies to the BY where they see the spider web. Hammies are wearing gloves and jackets and hats to prepare for a long night of endurance. THE POWER IS UP FOR GRABS!

Chenbot says that in the BB game you might fight yourself spinning a web of lies and deceit. But if you get caught in a web things might get pretty messy. Tonight’s game is called “Caught in a Web.” Be the last one hanging and you win HOH. This competition will kick off a week of competitions that will find you making difficult choices between power and temptation. On the table there are 5 eggs – 3 with great prizes … Slop-Free pass for a week, the power to cancel an eviction vote, and $10K – the other two are rotten eggs. The first five who drop out of HOH comp can claim one of the eggs.

Hammies try to figure out how to get on the web after confusing instructions – wonder if they hang or climb on top of it. They will be eliminated if their bodies touch the mat at all. Once everyone has good grip, competition begins (after numerous questions) and web is raised off the ground.

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Chenbot invites us back Sunday to see who the nominations are. Then we should all watch Tuesday to see who wins the POV. Then she’ll be back Thursday for another live eviction – AND a BB first – we’ll introduce the Coup d’ Etat, a new twist that will allow one person to overthrow the HOH at a moment’s notice ... now that sounds interesting!

Back to web of hammies – Chenbot tells them it looks pretty easy right now, but it’s going to get tougher. She says that the spider is hungry, which for some reason then gets them sprayed with green and white gunk. KG, of course, wants to know if he can eat it.

End Scene.