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#1 Tsylyst

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Posted 03 August 2006 - 02:44 AM

Deep inside every recapper is a little bit of famewhore. Keep the love comin'.

#2 Haunted Rain

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Posted 03 August 2006 - 05:54 AM

MarSullen whines, "Why am I here when I could be horseback riding along the beach in Malibu?" He is probably fantasizing himself riding alongside Fabio, their hair blowing in the wind... Oh, he has no hair. OK, his robe fluttering in the wind.


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Posted 03 August 2006 - 09:25 AM

James, Danielle, Diane, Scrubika, Booger, and Marcellass in the redrum. Now would be a good time for lightning to strike the redrum. Right God? Right? RIGHT?

My hopes momentarily soar as Marcellass says "I hate liars" and I hold my breath, waiting for God to smite Marcellass. Plus, God? Marcellass is gay, and being gay myself, I KNOW you don't like the gays, especially the lying gays. So get him, God! Get the whole room!



I'll have you know I lost a mouthful of coffee reading this! You owe me 1/8 tsp of 'gourment' Irish coffee mix... or grinds, whatever the hell it's called.



P.S. I don't know how to get the name into the quotes, but anyway..love all the recappers, you all make my day!!


Edited: figured the quote thing out. D'oh

If anyone is watching the feeds right now, I feel your pain.

For those of you who aren't~ thank your lucky stars. Although, some of you may remember this story from S2, when Will told it to the feeders for the first time.

Apparently there was an, um, gyno emergency he had to attend to when he was a student. The patient came in and complained that her "cooter-pop stank".

I'll spare you the DISGUSTING details, but it ended with Will finding a hot dog up in there.



Where do I turn in my DOR?


Yikes!!! Right behind ya tooletta

Merged double posts -- Mags

Edited by UCantMakeThisStuffUP, 03 August 2006 - 09:45 AM.


#4 uaintjak

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Posted 03 August 2006 - 11:37 AM

I think Will was in the hot tub and Dani and James are missing. Which means they're probably concocting their plan to take over the world. I shall call them Pinky and the Brain. I'll let them fight it out over who's who.


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Posted 03 August 2006 - 11:47 AM

OK that has to be the best compliment ever! uaintjak, thanks! You crack me up on a daily basis so I'm honored at the show of love.

#6 tooletta

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Posted 03 August 2006 - 03:06 PM

Thanks to everyone who loved on me and props to my fellow recappers for bringing the funny. I think Wikiviki really deserves extra credit lately for taking the red-eye shift.

*group hugs*

#7 go6462

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Posted 03 August 2006 - 05:37 PM

Will, Janey, Howie in the bathroom. Howie doing some kind of weird stretching thing. Not attractive.

Flames, and thank you.

No, THANK you Cami! lol dont know why I thought that was funny but hey all you recappers keep up the wonderful snarkiness

#8 Beehoppy

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Posted 03 August 2006 - 06:58 PM

I can feel myself getting stupider as I listen to this. No, I mean it, I really can. When I started this recap, I knew what "promiscous" meant. Now I'm thinking it's some sort of baked good, like a muffin, or perhaps a pie.


Mmmmm. Promiscuous Pie.

I heart uaintjak

The toast is now making its way through Booger's digestive tract and he picks crumbs off his shirt.


Welcome ihearthammies and thanks for taking recapping to a whole new level!

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#9 bttrcup

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Posted 04 August 2006 - 02:25 AM

George is up there now, eating her goodies. Dani says she'll cook for him. Much like a black widow who reels in her mate before stinging him and making a nest of his body. George would make a good nest, all round and soft.

I'm still laughing and I've read this three or four times now! George as a nest! See, I'm still laughing!

#10 tooletta

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Posted 04 August 2006 - 11:00 AM

6:20 0 they are getting web crap shot all over them. All we need is a huge cutout of Ron Jeremy to make it EXTRA PORNY.


Heeeee

The Hamsters and The Hedgehog.

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#11 ManeAndTail

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Posted 04 August 2006 - 12:49 PM

Kitchen George give a shout of to hamstertime...ok im just messing with you on that one...sorry...


Vegas..... you suck! that is all..*smiles*

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Posted 04 August 2006 - 01:43 PM

Janey has no shampoo, y'all!!
I don't know why she just doesn't take her hair off and put it in the washing machine...

Dani says the diff types of shampoo thing is just a marketing ploy, but these two are not convinced

BWAH!!! Washing machine!!! Good one, Haunted Rain. I happen to agree weith Dani on this, which is my I included that tidbit, too.

#13 Haunted Rain

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Posted 04 August 2006 - 01:58 PM

Hee, Snooky! This is like kismet! I come here to love on you and see you just wrote about me. And, thank you.

Dani says Kay wants his wife to have a robe like that, because it's really comfortable. When she walks her dog, there's one deep pocket for treats, and one for the poopy-scoopy bag.

She left off the super secret pocket where she hides her knife.


My Snooky love keeps growing.
In a totally normal, low-key, recap-buddy, not creepy, non-stalkerish kind of way. Just sayin'.

#14 Snooky

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Posted 04 August 2006 - 02:03 PM

Wow! Karma really IS a boomerang! I just came back to add this bit (I guess I'm fixated on the $100 shampoo, because this was gold to me):

Personally, I don't think Janey's hair is all that. And I'm no expert on this stuff. But I've seen better hair. I would expect more from $100 dollar shampoo. Like... the bottle is filled with money. Or crack.



#15 ihearthammies

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Posted 04 August 2006 - 04:16 PM

Janey has no shampoo, y'all!!
I don't know why she just doesn't take her hair off and put it in the washing machine...

Dani says the diff types of shampoo thing is just a marketing ploy, but these two are not convinced

BWAH!!! Washing machine!!! Good one, Haunted Rain. I happen to agree weith Dani on this, which is my I included that tidbit, too.



I was going to comment on this one and Snooky beat me to the punch. Awesome Haunted Rain. Too, too funny.