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I'm thinking Brendon is such a dink because he got his ass kicked every single day in high school. Last night he launched into some story about his high school dance teacher. Yeah, he was a dancer. I'm around Brendon's age and a guy in dance might as well have had sign that said easy target on his back.

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Wait, spartini....you hope that DOESN'T happen? I was popping popcorn in my head for that scenario!

 

 

Brendon is coming off as uber-controlling, co-dependent, inferiority-complex ridden neurotic. This may get fun after all.

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spartini   

I didn't want to come off looking like I was throwing support behind any sort of abuse, that's why I stuck that on the end.

 

But Brendon? Total douchebag, in fact, I believe he purchased the entire douchebag spring line. I hope he keeps poking at Enzo about everyone else dropping off to be able to eat, Enzo + baby food + Brenda's constant whining could be very entertaining.

 

Oh, and Brenda, your little "Men manipulate in the game, women manipulate in life" statement was pathetic. Deep down I think you're afraid of women (particularly those more intelligent, or who you perceive to be more intelligent than you) and terrified that they'll discover that you just don't measure up. Because let's be honest, Brendon may be a treat to look at, but the minute all those insecurities and the subtle passive-agressive emotional games he plays start rising to the surface, it's painfully clear that you need to walk away.

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Shannon   

Using the strategy of jumping off before being a have not when you don't want to be HOH in that particular week, is a damn good choice. Why should you become a have not Brendon just to show you, what?, who cares what you think, and I didn't see big bad Brenda making it to HOH, he's just a have not who didn't save his whorecakes. I get sick of hearing him whine about it, they jumped off on purpose because they should have considering their game at the time. dumbass Someone needs to slap him up the side of his head with a cast iron skillet.

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Pushplay   

If you want to have a preview of where Brendon and Rachel's "relationship" is going, go on the feeds right now. He's acting like the insecure douchebag that he is, questionning her faith in him at every turn. The way he's talking to her is filled with soft anger. I can see him turning on her in a second if he has a chance to save himself.

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ff174   

I hope that Brendon and Rachel have the first showmance/break-up ever in the history of the show. However, I am hoping that it is Rachel who tells him to take a hike. He would be an absolute mess, and may actually worth recapping.

 

It would sure beat the hell watching him continuously attached to Rachel's lips.

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Wait, didn't Allison'sNose and Nathan "break-up" on the show or does that even count as a showmance so much as random rutting?

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Kareny   

Brendon is such a turd.

 

Last night he actually sat in front of Hayden's solitary door going on about how he'd rather be in solitary than be a Have Not for the week, since it's only 24 hours long, and Hayden was allowed to sleep on the floor. Hayden politely refrained from silently mocking him on the other side of the door and simply pointed out that it would be nice to, you know, actually see people. (This was after Ragan had been by to commiserate and agree how much worse Hayden had it than the Have Nots, so it came off as even douchier.) No wonder Hayden is itching to sign him up for www.aholeregistry.com.

 

On a related note, did anyone hear Brendon last night telling the other hammies he'd been giving soliloquies to the camera up in the HOH room? I don't think a single one of them has made the feeds, because I haven't seen any footage or recaps of them. Apparently Skippy thinks he's a douche, too. Hayden and Ragan have now both gotten soliloquies aired on the feeds (and part of Hayden's made Showtime), but Brendon is just up there ranting to himself about politics or whatever, with no audience save the poor crew member who has to keep an eye on him for interesting activity. Hilarious. Bravo Skippy! And please keep it up.

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Can I just add another observation about Brendon's a-holery? The douche is a selfish lover.

 

As many times as we've seen Brendon and Rachel pitch a tent and "make out" beneath it, the happy fun times would appear to be solely for Brendon's enjoyment. As much as I'd like to erase every panting breath and grunt I've heard him utter, I can't help but observe that I've yet to even hear one sigh from ever-generous Rachel.

 

Pant-pant-pant (fip-fip-fip) GRUNT. Covers off. Phew!

 

Rachel is HOH. Shouldn't the consort be serving the Queen? All I can say is if it were my HOH, the rule would be Ladies Come First.

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Shannon   

I don't think any of the BB sex (gawd I hate BB porn!) has ever been for the enjoyment of the women, it's always a hand job, a blow job or a very quick intercourse. Only David & Oliie have even come close to trying to satisfy the skanks with them under the tents of shame. Like too often in real life, it's a desperate girl trying to make a loser guy like her over the other girls by doing things she probably doesn't even want to do and won't keep doing once she's landed her a man.

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cubkip   

I would too, Jerry. And I also will admit that the house would be boring with them both gone.

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Brendan is like a super creepy unfunny Derek Zoolander. One that will control you by force until your sudden untimely demise.

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grapey   

I'm betting about now that Brendon would like it if Rachel went home! Can't you see he's so tired of her whipping him constantly? He was sooo frustrated when she went on & on about the clubs in Vegas, and her tips and the expensive bottles. Yuck!

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Minxy   

Here's my take on the hamster formerly known as my summer boyfriend....

 

Brendon is a Fixer-upper. I'd bet my last donut there is a long line of women in his past who were "beneath" him that he tried to "fix" by molding them into his ideal. He's been doing it not so subtley to Rachel, especially last night with Vegas-gate. He's not very good at it though.

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