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Harvey   

The poster above you has given you an occupation. You explain why you've decided to lie about that being your job and what you are going to tell your fellow hamsters instead. You then assign an occupation for the next poster.

 

Plastic surgeon 

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AVorlon   

People will think that I'm wealthy and don't need the money, so instead I'll say that I make substandard plastic and rubber faces for Halloween.

High end call girl

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gforce   

People will still think I’m wealthy and a moral delinquent. I’ll tell them I’m a Wall St Analyst instead.  

Dental Hygienist

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AVorlon   

People will expect me to cook for them, but I don't do that for hotdog munching cretins. Instead, I'll tell them that I work in a rending plant  using hog parts.   Eat that, motherfuckers!

Coal industry lobbyist

 

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