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MrsGryn   

Analyse Talavera

Age: 22

Hometown: Northridge, California

Current City: Simi Valley, California

Occupation: College Soccer Star

Three adjectives that describe you:  Funny, outgoing, and confident.

Favorite Activities: I love tanning and going to the beach. If tanning could be an occupation that would no doubt be my calling. Some people call me a lizard which is kind of ironic because I am actually deathly afraid of them. I also love shopping. I love clothes and having a really good style. I really wanted to go to fashion school when I was in high school but I thought playing soccer was cooler. And lastly, I love just relaxing and hanging out with friends and talking and going to lunches or dinners.

What do you think will be the most difficult part about living inside the Big Brother house? The most difficult part for sure will be not being able to see my little dog Fergie. I swear she’s my emotional support dog and whenever I’m with her I’m just so happy until she gets into the trash or destroys the house. It will also be hard to not know what’s going on in the world. Whether that is with my family friends or the media. It will also be difficult living with the same people for so long but I know I can handle it because I have done it through out college. And even though there have been times I have wanted to fight my roommates or scream at them, I somehow still survive.

Which past Big Brother cast member did you like most? My favorite houseguests were Dick Donato, Daniele Donato, and Tyler Crispen. I loved how Dick and Daniele were on the same season at one point.  I thought it was the coolest thing. I love how Dick was so evil and basically a dick to people and caused drama. I loved Daniele because she was basically the same age as me when she started Big Brother but I love how she is a California beach girl like me and seems really sweet and innocent but has a sassy bitchy side like me. I also really love Tyler because he played one of the best games in Big Brother history.

Do you have a strategy for winning the game? My strategy for winning the game is to play both sides of the house but keep it super low-key. From watching previous seasons, the people who seem to always play both sides of the house tend to go really far. I will not tell anyone I was doing this, even my best friend in the house, because it would blow up in my face. I will try really hard on comps that I know I need to win and not so hard on ones that will either ruin my game or show I’m playing both sides.

My life’s motto is… Just like it says in my insta bio… “Be a badass with a good ass!”

What would you take into the house and why? I would want to bring my makeup of course so I’m always looking fresh and good! I would want to bring my skimpy bikinis so I could attract the guys and get them on my side. A picture of my dog Fergie because I’ll miss her so much!!!

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zclue   

I am already not a fan of Analyse. Anallice? Thank you Brett, for adding that word to my lexicon.

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“Be a badass with a good ass!” - ah, to have such life goals.  Hopefully, they installed a safe place in the home for these twits to use when they are triggered.  Let me guess, her "real" moment she'll reveal during a late night chat amid a sea of tears will be how she was forced to choose between three different guys who asked her to prom.  

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Well, if she played college soccer, she’s got the ass. But strangely enough, I don’t see her on the USWNT, so she obviously needs to find a different line of work. 

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ff174   

Her profession is "College Soccer Star?" That makes no sense.

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knewb   

She !oves tanning so much people call her a lizard. Could that be a reference to her intellect rather than her skin tone? Also, she loves Dick and Danielle. I hope she goes home first.

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mngirl   

"I want to bring my skimpy bikinis so I could attract the guys and get them on my side"  She'll be snogging in the hammock by the end of the first night....

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tlh9   

How the hell is "college soccer star" a fucking occupation??

Don't like the girls who whore themselves around, and it's pathetic to think they have to, or that that's "strategy".  Use your fucking brain -- but yeah, I think the lizard remark from the people in her life is probably a veiled remark about her intellect. 

And her name sounds like an enzyme.

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tlh9   

Wait, what?  There was a lawyer on BB?  Who ate her hair?

Damn, and I thought I remembered almost all hammies!

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Magpie   
2 hours ago, copssister said:

Isn't OTT the season of which we do not speak? 

No, you are thinking of any season that had Booger in it.

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On 6/20/2019 at 1:13 PM, Magpie said:

No, you are thinking of any season that had Booger in it.

And Paul. Anything with Paul.

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Analyse, you are called a lizard because all that time in the sun will make you look 55 by the time you are 30. Analyse...reminds one of Analysis, but brainz are needed for that, so you were no doubt ironically named.

Yes, she will be in a hammock, and bed, with some guy before the first episode airs.

When this is all over she will start a YouTube channel.

 

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