Go FUG Yourself - Apply for "Big Brother"

[Harvey]

If you were trying to be cast on "Big Brother" (and Fisty knows some of you have tried) how would you pitch yourself to Grodner?

[MrsGryn]

"I have a really short fuse and my DRs will be filled with invective. Also, I can cook."

[elizabethann]

I'm hard of hearing so I yell ALL THE TIME!

[AVorlon]

I have big muscles and a lot of tattoos, and I'm also on multiple medications for mental disorders. Bring it ON, losers!  

Edited June 10 by AVorlon

[Tsylyst]

I AM NOT A DIARY ROOM SHOUTER, I PROMISE.

[ff174]

I have naked pictures of Fisty.

[AVorlon]

Doesn't everyone? 

I should be on the show because I don't care about getting more followers or publicity from this.  I only want peace and quiet for the summer, and to be left alone to nurture my Basil plant.

[gforce]

And speaking of plants, I’d tell Grodner that I’m totally willing to be one!