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Harvey   

The poster above you has given you an occupation. You explain why you've decided to lie about that being your job and what you are going to tell people instead. You then assign an occupation for the next poster.

 

Ice cream tester

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tlh9   

I would like about being an Ice Cream Tester, because:
a)  everyone would be asking me how to get into the field, and we don't like newcomers, since we're a tight fraternity of ice-cream-testers... 
b)  they would be *totally* jealous of my svelte physique, given that occupation, and hate me for that
c)  a lot of people probably wouldn't believe me, and think I was making *that* occupation up (and those who didn't would fall in the 'a' or 'b' category)

So instead, I will tell them something really boring, or totally nerdy, so that no one would want to ask about it, and if they did out of politeness, I could say something generic and vague, and they would drop it... say... okay, I'd say I was a:

Technical Proofreader -- you know, like the little booklets that come with your electronics.

 

Next occupation (but staying in a similar vein):

Mattress Tester

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