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Jacob Derwin - Malolo - Eliminated second

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MrsGryn   

Photo and info courtesy of CBS.com

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Age: 22
Hometown: Merrick, New York
Current residence: Brooklyn, New York
Occupation: Music Teacher

Hobbies: Songwriting and performing those songs, telling stories—be that on stage or just to friends—and cooking with my mom. Shut up, it makes me happy! Also, I listen to a ton of podcasts, attend as many concerts as I possibly can, and spend a great deal of time panicking over current political events.

Pet peeves: When people let little discomforts spoil an entire experience. When people feel a need to complain constantly, even when there's nothing to complain about. The worst, though? When people don't have a sense of humor. Laugh, dammit!

Three words to describe you: Self-deprecating, charming, and affable—though others would say "punchable."

What's your personal claim to fame?
Nothing feels better than hearing your own music for the millionth time and still enjoying it. And even better, when other people hear your music for the first time and it makes them cry. You can't fake those kinds of responses. It's the best. Cheesy? Maybe. True? You bet, man.

Who or what is your inspiration in life?
I have a few but I suppose Robin Williams is the most well-known one. When I was a little kid, Genie from Aladdin was my entire sense of humor. That wild, a-hundred-jokes-a-minute pacing, all the voices and wackiness completely dazzled me. As I got older, I got to appreciate all his other amazing roles and unabashedly nutty stand-up routines. I'm often told I'm too loud. I blame that entirely on Robin Williams.

If you could have three things on the island, what would they be and why?
First would be my guitar because it gives me something I can focus on outside of the game. Next, one of those daily joke calendars because not only is it great for keeping track of time, but if your situation isn't providing many laughs, it's good to have a reliable way to find some. Finally, beard oil. I bought my first vile of this stuff about a year ago and it's the best feeling thing ever. Plus, it's really fun to respond to "Are you wearing cologne?" with "No, just beard oil."

Which Survivor contestant are you most like?
I've always felt like I related most to Stephen Fishbach, though I see a lot of David Wright in me as well. I'm a funny, nerdy, neurotic Jewish guy trying to make it in the entertainment business. I'm logical and smart (I like to think), but I've spent plenty of time crying in private.

What's your reason for being on Survivor?
I've been dreaming of doing this for well over a decade. At this point, above all else, it's to prove I can do what I've been saying I could do since I was a kid: Win Survivor. Part pride, part sticking it to the kids who tortured me growing up. It's a "What have you accomplished?" kind of thing. I promise I'm not usually so vengeful!

Why do you think you'll "survive" Survivor?
This sounds stupid, but I'm really easy to talk to. I want to set up my situation so everyone knows they can come to me to chat and get support despite any problems they're having personally or socially in the game. I'm a teddy bear, y'know? On top of that, I'm not a weakling. I can haul firewood and follow instructions when it comes to building shelters. I know how to make fire and untie knots and all that.

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knewb   

He sounds like he could be fun. Or supremely annoying. It's a fine line.

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"The worst, though? When people don't have a sense of humor. Laugh, dammit!"......did you ever consider, perhaps whatever tickles you is just not that funny?  I suspect it's a common theme since he's touched when people cry upon hearing his music for the first time.  Tears of pain?

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CazBot   

When I first saw his picture, I thought the three things he would want to bring to the island would be a palette, a brush and a canvas so he could paint us some happy trees.

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Jacob was doomed the moment it became clear during his confessionals AND to when speaking with others in the game, he was constantly talking more about the experience of being on Survivor than actually playing the game of Survivor.  He was a walking blog rather than a contestant.  Was not sad to see him depart - maybe they'll have shoes for him at the hotel.

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chrysana   

He would have been smarter to have said that he chose an urn allowing him to try; but, that he picked the wrong one and lost.  Although, I don't think that would have saved him.  With Donathon being safe from tribal there weren't many targets.  The last few years the immunity competitions have had a physical component and a brain/puzzle component.  He hasn't proven himself in either area. 

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AVorlon   

For someone who claimed to be a student of the game and a big fan all his life, he proved to be incredibly incompetent.  From losing your shoes, to apologizing to your teammates, to having no social game, to admitting that he had a fake idol,  everything he did was  a total series of fatal blunders.  I'm not sure if you could fuck that up any more, even if you tried to. 

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uaintjak   

What a dipshit.  Also, Tsy nailed his nickname, which was the only reason I will miss Jacob.

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