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Live Feed Recaps, Week 7 - HOH: Alex

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"Come on baby, let's do the Twist..."  (You don't really think FUG's done with fugging up the season, do you?)

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Cody is already moving into the have not room with Mark/Elena away from Matt/Raven/Christmas.  Feeds back everybody bashing Jessica and Cody, Paul talking about friendship.  Cody in have not room, made his bed and brought all his stuff in there, now he is pacing with his hands on his hips, all alone, nothing attached to his hip anymore.  The rest are in the LR having a good time.  Paul wonders if we are live.   BB takes pity and throws us to the green room and Kevin taking off his pink shirt and suit.  Everybody is talking about making it to jury.  

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Cody goes to the bathroom and congrats to Alex.  Matt comes in and tells her congrats and ask when he went out, she does not remember. Jason comes in and math is her only problems.   Jason says out the first question.  He only has won one and she laughs (knowing she gave it to him)  She tells him when he watches he will see the truth.  Raven unpacking, Alex changing clothes.  

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7:10 HT

And we're back and guess what? Josh is still being petty as fuck! Pretty much, everyone is in the kitchen, being petty as fuck but Josh in particular. Paul has already told Josh to volunteer for Have-Not. Raven, realizing that someone might be more petty than her, is now bitching that Cody voted for her after promising she wouldn't. Raven is bad at Math and doesn't realize that the choices were his showmance and Elena who wasn't a bitch. Paul is also being petty because he won't stop knocking on Jessica calling them idiots but she didn't go to jury.

So, for anyone hoping that Jessica's speech might wake someone up, they're still going to be tripping over each other to eat Paul's ass out.

In the Green Bedroom, Jason is feeding Alex's ego, calling her brains and body. At Jason's house, his wife is questioning her marriage which is surprising because she's still married to a grown man who calls himself Whistle-Nut.

Kevin and Jason start whispering as soon as Alex goes. They're guessing it's Cody this week but they don't know who else will go up. Josh wanders in and more of the, "We made it to jury, Cody sucks" stuff that will be repeated all night probably.

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7:17 HT

Sensing that people might be talking strategy without him, Paul wanders into Kevin and Jason whispering and changes the subject to... "Cody and Jessica suck!" It switches over to how much they sucked at the comp.

In the bathroom, Raven just said that she wanted to win to protect Mark and Elena.

Back in the green bedroom, Alex has joined the other members of the Paul Fan Club. They want someone to throw the Temptation Competition so Cody can get backdoored with Matt and Elena going up on the block as pawns. No part of this plan seems to involve what to do if/when Cody wins.

Alex starts patting herself on the back over her petty as fuck goodbye message. Good for her. Someone has to be proud of Alex.

In Have-Not, Elena is unpacking, trying to make small talk with Cody. Cody can't be bothered to care. He instead walks to the bathroom, passing Raven who looks like she crapped herself. Maybe she did. If Christmas said she did, I'm sure Raven would promptly make a mess of the floor.

In the green bedroom, it sounds like Paul's trying to push Mark to volunteer for throwing the comp but Jason wanders in and it sounds like he's volunteered. Good for him. But, since no one has been petty about Jessica lately, now it's time to be petty about Jessica not saying goodbye. Mark doesn't want to be Have-Not so he's nowhere near Cody and Josh's forced cohabitation.

I can see on the other feed that Raven and Christmas are making some kind of gestures. So, is Christmas back on her pain meds? Is this going to be a Merry Christmas?

When I jump back to the Green Bedroom, they're figuring out the rest of the season based off of no Jury Buyback. Guess what? They already realize there's a Double Eviction next week.

Back in Petty as Fuck News: Paul tells everyone to start calling him Mr. Friendship.

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Cody is in the shower picking his nose and blowing snot rockets again and Josh is at the sink. What is wrong with his nose, always full of boogers from crying all the time, he is a mouth breather from it.  

Mark and Elena trying to fit in the green room with the others but they are out of place in there.  

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7:38 HT

So, let's see what the Kitchen Branch of the Paul Fan Club is up to? Oh, it's Josh, Christmas, and Raven bitching about Jessica. Christmas is making a fair point that Jessica could have saved her ass but then Josh mentions Karma being a bitch and I immediately don't care. Josh starts singing Taylor Swift and Skippy must just have given up by now because this keeps on happening and we're not at Fish yet.

Along the same lines, Jason in the Green Bedroom complaining about someone at the rodeo. This doesn't result in Fish so either the guy signed off for some weird reason or Skippy is having a heart attack.

The other option is the bathroom where Josh is brushing his teeth while Cody takes a shower. He's still singing and Skippy still hasn't done squat. Are the fish singing also?

Josh wanders into Have-Not where he starts touching Cody's bed, heading to Fish.

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Fish, Jessica alone to answer questions,  Jeff tweeted his new job keeps him away.

She says she is already missing Cody. She knows Cody made a mistake in his HOH putting up Paul/Christmas he was never forgiven and that made her a target too.  She is flattered that it still took the house half the show to get rid of them.  She is not surprised by the votes.  She had an chance to fight for veto.  She lost the temptation just so she could not be back doored.  She was not worried when Josh won HOH she knew the whole house was coming.  She does not know why Christmas would use the her gift if she was not Josh's target like Julie told her.  She was really scared at the temptation but her and Cody had figured out what to do to save him and hopefully to save herself.  The house made it clear weeks ago they were going to back door them.  She stripped Josh's power to nominate her and in her mind he had nothing to do with her going.  Otev was fun, the pond was way deeper then she thought and almost drown.  She was so close to beating Mark.  She was a big brother fan all her life and she is so happy she got to play Otev.  She likes Mark and he is amazing, she knew if she would won it would be Mark going home if not then Elena.  

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Her next question is showmances, she laughs says hers was not a showmance like Matt and Raven.  She would be ignorant to say that them being a couple did hurt their game, put a target on their backs.  Having lost Cody early in the game but she had a lot of fun being with him. She wants Cody does good in the house alone not spending too much time alone. And she hopes he does not trust anyone.  100 per cent as soon as he is out of the house they will be back together.  Elena/Kevin/Mark were her friends in the house.  She hated Paul and the way he is playing the game.  She knows Paul is running the house, she liked him in his season and if she was not in the house she would like him now he is playing a good game but she would love to see him go.  Elena was playing a good game till she got close to Jessica.  Paul is running the house.  IF she could do it all over again. she said when they started having feelings for each other, she wishes they had gone further with her knowledge of the game.   She hopes everything in the real world is great, and going back to her life and send good thoughts her way.  That is it, back to the house.  It was weird without Jeff.  

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7:47 HT

And now, the Jessica interview, sans Big Jeff. She's going to miss Cody, wants to punch Alex, and she's going out into the real world.

Jessica is not surprised by the votes and says that the house was against her because of Cody's Week 1 HoH.

She says it didn't matter who won HoH, she and Cody were going to be the targets.

Even with the Elena being the target knowledge, Jessica is still sure she wasn't the target.

As a note, she's still kind of crying but also sure that she was the target etc. More than anything, her everything seems to be "Screw Josh!"

She thinks Mark might have went home instead if he had stayed up.

To Jessica's credit, she doesn't mention the hypothetical fetus. Good for her.

Jessica is cheering for Kevin, Mark, and Elena to go far in the game outside of Cody. She hopes people actually talk to the potential evitctees.

She then moves onto saying what we're all saying and hopes that Paul get knocked down but also realizes he's playing the best game.

To sum it all up, Jessica hopes to be positive going forward, that the experience has been great, and she loves Cody.

This is immediately followed up with Alex telling a vaguely racist story.

Speaking of interesting juxtaposition, Matt and Raven are bitching about Cody. Also, Raven bringing up being sick because, well, Raven. She then admits to being the one to have put the eggs back in the carton. You remember Egg Gate? Bring it up to Paul and I'm sure he'll remind you.

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8:03 HT

Raven says she can't lie because she has two hearts. Two hearts does allow you to be petty as fuck. Matt assures her that people love her. I can't wait for Finale Night and I get to see Raven's face when Kevin gets America's Favorite Player. Going to be up there with Frankie's face.

Raven starts complaining about Jessica's speech next and how it looked bad on her. This followed up with calling her vain because she spent 80 dollars on Boob Make Up.

Back in the green bedroom, more Josh being petty as fuck about Cody.

Random drums start. They start making notes about it. This is followed by jackhammer sounds. You know, they sometimes just play this shit to fuck with you guys, right? If you hadn't evicted all the superfans, they could have told you this. Instead, you have Paul who probably is memorizing the important stuff.

And I have work in the morning so leaving you with the final bit of Josh knowledge: It's wrong to call a girl a meatball but you can call them a linguini. Fascinating.

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They just had another jack hammer sound.  Josh was looking at the top of Jason's head and I thought he was praying for hair growth then he went to Christmas who put some medicine on the top of his head, must have a sore.  Most of the house still in green room talking.  Matt/Raven in the kitchen alone.  Cody lost. 

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10:32PM HT

Whatever will FUG do? Her nomance of Cody and Jessica is kaput. But, fear not, she has directed her evil minions to keep a couple of cameras on Cody, unadorned by Jessica.

It's riveting shit.

BB calls him to the DR. What will FUG do, now? Answer? Skippy points all four cameras on the kitchen, then follows Paul and Kevin into the lounge, soon to be followed by Raven and Matt.

They strategize. They ponder the Veto (spelling comp?). Raven hasn't dressed down from her live show get-up/make up and looks like a million bucks.

 

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10:41PM HT

The strat talk centers around the veto competition. They want to throw the veto to ... and, I'm lost. They think the veto competition is tomorrow, which means nominations are tomorrow also?

Whatever. They talk about throwing the Veto competition to anyone who is not Cody, who seems to be this week's target.

Shocking!

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10:52PM

Paul is, unsurprisingly, acting like a douche canoe, crapping all over Jessica because she dared to use her whatever hex to save the father of her BB baby. He's been at it for a couple of minutes, and all assembled (Raven, Matt and Kevin) laugh hysterically.

After a couple of minutes of fish, we return to hear Paul still ranting. He seriously needs to shut the eff up. 

It goes something like this ...

Jessica promised not to use her hex "FACT!". She lied and used her hex "FACT". She was put on the mac "FACT". She was voted out "FACT". 

What! Did! She! Expect!?

Over, and over, and over and ...

Make it stop. MAKE! IT! STOP!

Matt is pissing his pants with laughter.

I don't like Jessica, but these three suck. Paul needs to die in a fire. We can start with his beard. There has got to be lots of flammable material in that rat's nest.

 

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