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Jason Dent - That's One Salty Whistle Nut - Evicted

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MrsGryn   

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Jason Dent
Age: 
37
Hometown: Humeston, IA
Current city: Humeston, IA
Occupation: Rodeo clown

Three adjectives that describe you: Charismatic, ambitious, and athletic.

Favorite activities: Rodeo

What do you think will be the most difficult part about living inside the Big Brother house?
Using the bathroom.

Which past Big Brother cast member did you like most:
James Huling from Seasons 17 and 18 because I feel like he plays dumb, but he made it really far.

Do you have a strategy for winning the game?
Yes.

My life's motto is… You only live once.

What would you take into the house, and why?
- Ole, my bull. He's my best friend
- Radio
- Trampoline

Fun fact about yourself:
- I'm a storyteller extraordinaire. My stories are true, very handy, very creative, and infectious.

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This is NOT how we MIME in the BB house, Grodner.  He gives off a very Rhinestone CowClown vibe with that popped collar and scarf - and I don't like it.

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MrsGryn   
1 hour ago, MrsGryn said:

Do you have a strategy for winning the game?
Yes.

An excellent strategy that is sure to win him the money.

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Minxy   

A self-styled storyteller extraordinaire?  The end.

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His clown name is Whistle Nut. Not joking. He's also our person who has never seen the show before but he is smart enough to not have a strategy going in. He feels like that guy who thinks he's funny at a party, laughs loudly at his own jokes, and thinks because he heard someone laughing that it's time to tell another joke.

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Magpie   

His best friend is a bull. He's bringing those social skills into a house full of... not bulls. OK.

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uaintjak   

He thinks James just played dumb.  Well, yes, James in fact did play dumb.  He also was dumb.  That's why he made it so far.  Good luck Clown Bore.

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tooletta   
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My stories are true, very handy, very creative, and infectious.

Handy and infectious.  Got it.  

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Oh Golly, oh golly, oh golly.  When Grodner barked at her assistant to fetch her a rodeo clown her poor, soulless minion went literal.

A line from Tropic Thunder comes to mind: Never go full retard!          (apologies, folks)

Edited to add: Why are all the serial killers these days named Jason?    

Edited by lifeonhold
another observation

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MrsGryn   

He dialed it up to eleven. 

Also I agree with Lifey re: serial killers named Jason (see also: Next Food Network Star).

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