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krb428   

9 am HT I heard a whistle and it turned out to be air going into the slits in Nicole's nose

 

*hahahaha*

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Shannon   

6:45PM HT

 

Okay, this is ... bizarre.

 

Nicole tries on a red-checkered outfit. She kinda' looks like a farm girl ... think Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm without the porn. Then, she thinks that she has a ... gasp ... a bump where her tummy is. Now, we all know that Corey is not capable, so maybe she is going through a hysterical pregnancy, which, believe it or not, is a thing.

 

It gets better.

 

Horrified, she goes to the kitchen to get ... Saran Wrap. The better to wrap up your tummy so 'Murica doesn't think you are preggers. She heads into the bathroom and the experiment fails.

 

Back to bed. Back to speechifying. Back to being useless, annoying but hysterically pregnant Nicole.

 

Too funny!

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tooletta   

Pissed-off, jaded ff is just so much fun. You are on fire tonight, my friend, and gave me a case of the giggles, beginning with this:

 


Amble, amble, amble and then back to bed with a snack. Looks like those little cheese crackers stuffed with cheese; you know, just like in the commercial with that annoying, fucking talking cheese ... which is not even remotely funny.

 

But enough of James, let's head back and check on Nicole, who is, say it with me ...

 

... in bed.

 

She is mouthing something. Let's see if I can read her lips.

 

"I, Nicole, take thee Corey ..."

 

In fact, I startled two of my three cats, (the nonplussed one might be harboring resentment toward your distaste of talking cheese.)

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ff174   

Awwww! Love you too, toolie.

 

I really enjoyed seeing you recap again, this season. Hope to see you during ... whatever they are calling this next season.

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Thanks to all you persistent recappers for enduring one of the most boring seasons EVAH! Even the jury house turned out to be more entertaining.

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Tsylyst   

A huge thanks to all the recappers this season. It was a sucky season to recap, and we appreciate you for sticking with it whether you posted just a few times a week or a few times an hour.

 

Also, my thanks to the volunteers that recapped the broadcast episodes, which can be a real slog of a job.

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I want to thank all the people that kept me up to date when I was too lazy to turn on my feeds. My GOSH you all are a funny bunch. A special shout-out to Angelmi who has nerves of steel to keep up with this boring crew!

 

My apologies for not recapping more myself, I got so bored with these hammies I couldn't bear it. I WILL do better with Over The Top! *promises promises*

 

You all rock, each and every one of you.

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tooletta   

Slurping down some recapper wine before my last big recap of the season. A big huzzah to the real heroes of this site, angelmi, ff174, & AVorlon for their dedication. Also to some of my favorite funny people, thunderstruck, suncat, & dc20willsave for ALWAYS making me laugh and for sticking around, even after so many others just couldn't. And, to those dedicated readers/commenters, such as Shannon, uaintjak,krb428, cops, Cripes, IFE.... I know I'm leaving people out and I'm sorry. I love you all.

Finally, a giant slap on the back to the admins, mods, and Fisty, who give so much, but get so little in return.
I mean, basically nothing. Except our undying devotion. Until we meet again.

*Tear /ding

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krb428   

You're a swell bunch of bright, funny, compelling internet people, and it's jolly good fun hanging out with you.

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Jade   

I want to send my love along to each and every person mentioned above and to anyone else who sees this.

 

There was only one thing about this season that didn't suck.... and that was Hamstertime! Much love to you all!!

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Everyone did a wonderful job with recapping this season. You all made the most out of the piles of crap molded to human shape that FUG gave us this year. Normally I would say here's to next year but it's obvious that some of us are masochists and are going to be back next week.

 

Also, as always, thank you to the mod team, admins, and Fisty and friends for continually keeping this site running. You're the real super heroes.

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Eh, I'll miss you bastards, until I see you again in a few days. Take care for the next 6 days. (I almost slipped a smiley in there, Tsy, just for yout!!)

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