Dan – (former Blue Collar) - Tribe 'Merica!

[Tsylyst]

Photo from CBS.com

 

Dan Foley, 47

Current Residence: Gorham, Maine

Occupation: Postal Worker

[Shannon]

Any chance of him going postal?

[Magpie]

I wonder if we'll have to put up with "tree mail" jokes.

[Tsylyst]

You really have to wonder?

[ff174]

Looks to me like he missed the first tee.

[GoobieDebi]

He says he's a postal worker that repairs the machines, a landlord, a drywaller, an electrician, a notary public, a minister, a parent and a husband. He's sent in over 100 applications for Survivor and driver over 25,000 miles to go to casting calls.

So, he's an uber fan with multiple personalities.That's my take.

[MrsGryn]

I wish one of his personalities would make sure his sideburns and beard connected.

[ff174]

Three sure ways to get your ass kicked off early.

 

Act like an asshole

Sit on your fat ass and do nothing around camp

Declare yourself a leader and then proceed to piss everyone off by being too bossy

Your team loses ...

 

Four. There are actually four ways to get your ass kicked off early.

 

Act like an asshole

Sit on your fat ass and do nothing around camp

Declare yourself a leader and then proceed to piss everyone off by being too bossy.

Your team loses the first challenge and everyone has a reason to kick your fat, asshole-ish, bossy, loser ass off the show.

 

Good for you that one of the other teams sucked at puzzles

Edited February 26, 2015 by ff174

[Shannon]

If they rub his belly do they get three wishes?

[Tsylyst]

No, just exfoliated.

[dc20willsave]

Did anyone else want to burn out their eyes after seeing him in his tiny briefs last night? I mean, really, of all the very good reasons that ff174 mentioned for wanting him out, I'd put that as a close fifth.

[MrsGryn]

That banana sling is one of those "Things You Can't Unsee" videos from WebSoup.

[snake]

If I were to go on survivor I would at least make a attempt at some sort of conditioning knowing they would be taping me without a shirt on!

[Tsylyst]

#DiaperKilt

[dc20willsave]

I really hope someone turns on this asshat sooner or later. At least Roidney is entertaining. This guy, I'm almost sure he's on Reddit or someplace bemoaning how women are keeping him down by not seeing how smart he is.