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Advice From A Bar

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Tsylyst   

The firefighters got advice from a bar that ultimately sent them out of their way and got them eliminated. Ask for some advice, and the next poster gives advice that could only come from someone that has been in the bar all night.

How do you tie a shoe?

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MrsGryn   

Well, first ye grabs the shoe by the bollocks, ye ken, then ye shows it who's boss by taming the pony, if'n ye ketch me drift.

 

Where would I find the lavatory?

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ff174   

Aye. Follow the prettiest lassie as she stumbles off to the loo.

 

What do I say to get that prettiest lassie to go home with me?

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Tsylyst   

You go THAT way, then ask someone who gives a shit.

 

What is invisible and smells like carrots?

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