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Live Feed Recaps, Week 1 - HOHs: Frankie and Caleb

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MrsGryn   

So! Much Buffering!

 

Hayden has a topknot on. Zach is shirtless and stares at Hayden for a moment. Duck Donny is in the kitchen and is drinking water (I assume, as it could be vodka) from a Gatorade bottle. He nervously fidgets with the cap while chatting with the friendly Hayden. Zach is making bagels in the toaster and schmearing them with cream cheese. Donny says he heard Hayden and his room denizens giggling and Hayden denies it was him. He lays the blame on the girls and says they woke him up too.

 

Food Porn Skippy give me a close up of the bagels and now I'm mad I didn't get cream cheese while at the grocery store this morning. Donny declares he is going to get some sunshine on his shoulders and leaves the kitchen. That was kind of cute. I miss John Denver.

 

Quick shot of Barrista looking sour at the sink, and Skippy flips me to the bathroom lounge area. Many girls are there, and Victoria is STILL putting on make up and Nicole is STILL futzing with her hair. Kee-rist, I've gone from bed to work in less time than it takes these ditzes to pick out their blush color for the day.

 

Victoria is called to the Diary Room. She says okay but doesn't move, because...blush. Oh, now she's up and going to the DR.

 

Jocasta is looking for something. Anyone wanna guess what it is? I'm thinking a bow tie. Just a hunch.

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ff174   

Brazil just scored a goal to go up 2-1.

 

In the house, not a lot is happening. Donny joined the Hammock duo and they discussed the Veto competition and the state of Donny's bowels. No, really. The Serial Killer and Cody spend quite a bit of time talking about working out methods. It is hard for me to describe how little I care about this, so I'll head inside.

 

What? They took away Brazil's goal? What happened?

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MrsGryn   

Jocasta is telling a story but she doesn't have a mic on. Where the fuck are you, Discipline Skippy?

 

Battery changing time. It's nearly as interesting as it sounds.

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MrsGryn   

Not only is Hayden sporting a topknot, he has one a flowered hoodie and a blue sarong/towel. This is quite the sartorial splendor from our fresh young surfer genius. Actually, in the short amount of time I've spent with him, he seems okay. But so does Zach, mostly because he hasn't said a word and I know Zach is a douchebag.

Hayden claims he had a steamy dream about Nicole. Did the steam part come in from the heat rising from her pee puddle in the bed?

Christine the Barrista has made some eggs and Zach complimented her on the quality of her cooking. And now Zach is doing dishes. Wait, does that mean I have to dislike him a little less? Let's give it some time. He hasn't actually done anything douchey so far.

Hayden is explaining what a Pedicab is to the Barrista. Um, really? I know Tucson isn't a big town but surely they have access to things like the internet and television.

Clearly I'm out of practice because I meant to close a window in my browser but closed the whole browser instead. Dumbass. I'm getting some lunch. Later.

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Tsylyst   

Oh great, the squeaky hammock is back.

 

Cody and Caleb are bro-ed out on the Ian Memorial Hammock rock-squeaking back and forth. squeaaaaak-ching-squeeaaaaak-ching-squeaaaaak-ching-squeeaaaaak-ching-squeaaaaak-ching-squeeaaaaak-ching-squeaaaaak-ching-squeeaaaaak-ching

 

Caleb's empty morning-beer is sitting on the ground next tot the hammock.

 

Cody says something about Donny being something and someone "thawin' out, though." Fucking squeaking hammock makes it hard to hear.

 

Caleb says he's ready to get the day started with a shower, "getting something to eat, throwin' on my swimsuit..."

 

Now they're talking about how they aren't good cooks. Cody says it's a disaster when he cooks and he doesn't want to waste their food.

 

Caleb is up and heading inside. Singing...so...fish...?

 

Nope. Guess CBS owns the rights to some Florida Georgia Line tunes because Caleb wants to "roll my windows down and cruuuuuuiiisseeee"

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Tsylyst   

Frakking hell, there's a lot of loading and freezing on these new HD feeds. HD=Higher Difficulties?

 

Between loading and freezing, it looks like Christine is reading the Bible on the BY lounge. Donnie and Zach are on the Couches of Perpetual Disappointment. Is the fabric on those couches this year actually old moving blankets?

 

In the bathroom, Victoria Of The Fake Hair is styling Nicole's hair while Hayden watches and Bowcasta gets dressed in the shower. Upstairs in the HOH, Caleb is relieving himself of his morning beer while wearing his microphone (thanks, asshole) while Frankie is passed out in the HOH Nest.

 

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Tsylyst   

BOWCATA ALERT: Today's bowtie is white or light pink. She just put it on.

 

Remember when BB switched to the Flash feeds for the first time and they made a huge deal out of it, but they had a bunch of loading problems? It's like that again this season. Making a huge deal of the HD, and all it does is load.

 

Zach almost just pulled a Devin on Bowcasta by walking in on her in the bathroom, but Hayden stopped her in time.

 

Maybe if they actually USED the "occupied" sign BB provided, that wouldn't be such an issue.

 

Apparently, Victoria got handsy with Bowcasta during the night last night. I've heard the story several times now. Victoria (in her sleep) kept trying to cuddle and rub up on Bowcasta, and Bowcasta wasn't having it.

 

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Tsylyst   

Zach and ... loading ... Donny are doing pushups in the BY. Donny's are perfect form, Zach's are too -- but he's doing them on his fists, not his flat hands.

 

Now Donny is ... loading ... doing curls with 20-pound dumbells.

 

Donny's brother only has one-half arm, due to a birth defect ... loading ... not an accident. His right arm ends at the elbow and has two fingers. He only has a nub for his left arm. But he can still drive due to some kind of special setup.

 

Zach is working his ... loading ... legs.

 

ETA: I'm done for a while.

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michal   

Nicole is sunbathing with Victoria. Victoria, the self-proclaimed beauty, strips down to her bikini & starts applying sunscreen. Nicole, the borrower, borrows Victoria's coverup to go inside, due to her face hurting & all. She had "forgotten" her swim bottoms, which explains why, when skippy zooms inside to follow them (that perv!) we see Nicole coming out of the shower. They girls walk outside & coughing boy lifting weights (Caleb?) calls each girl "princess". They ask each other if he called them princess. Skippy yells at Zach with a ZACH SHUT IT DOWN. They all laugh & ask Zach what he was doing. Then Skippy says THANK YOU VERY MUCH and they all clap.

 

Victoria starts whispering Cody treats her differently. But it must be a good thing. Nicole says its cause he doesn't want to have a showmance. It makes her feel safe. Odd relationship. I predict Cody will get evicted and Victoria will lament all summer about their deep seated love and how they will have this amazing relationship outside the house. Meanwhile Zack will be filling out paperwork for a restraining order. I know, this is a re-run....

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michal   

Whoa! I change screens cause I'm tired of sharing Skippy's love of Nicole's crotch & boobs so I go to the bathroom where Jacosta the bowless and Joey are talking. Joey says "don't be afraid to go up on the block" or something to that effect. Then says OH, and turns around & spits out the toothpaste. Who carries on conversations when they are brushing their teeth. Since I didn't know who Jacosta the molested was talking to so I switch screens and there is Victoria! Seems she didn't like Nicole being the center of attention.

 

Jacosta is ANNOYING! So what if Victoria felt her up when she was sleeping! If she had been awake it would have been different. If Jacosta was that offended she could have gotten up out of bed instead of "giving it up to her". This is SO overblown. I'm sure she could switch beds with one of the guys - any of them would love being felt up by Victoria during the night & the recappers would have something interesting to talk about.

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michal   

These are the dullest hamsters ever. I pop back in to discover 3 lounging hammies sitting in the shade by the pool, Donny alone in the pool, and a girl in a pink bikini laying in the sun by the pool. Christine joins them. Discussion of slop. Heading inside.

 

In the kitchen I see Frankie, Devin, Hayden, Jacosta, Paola & Zach, who is doing dishes. Jacosta felt really bad cause she pushed down some guy cause he called her stupid, so she pushed him down. I believe it was Derrick Jeeter??? It is hard to understand these people cause they aren't all that bright. I'm still trying to figure out who is going to be the strategist cause I can't find ANY strategy talk. Maybe it's happening, but it's not as much as past seasons.

 

Skippy sends me back to the pool where Donny has disappeared and Joey is telling a story about when she was growing up and had to wear a bowl cut cause it was "cheaper" (this was said really deep, raspy, and involves slouching when said). I head inside cause they asked Joey to be funny so she tries to tell a joke.

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michal   

Poor Caleb says he can't even buy a girlfriend right now cause he has tattoos and is a country boy, which makes him undesirable I guess. He was hooking up with a girl who dumped him when he told her he was trying out for BB cause she doesn't date reality stars. She is a Dallas Cowboys model. He says it all with an attitude. I wait for the finger wave. Caleb can't wait till he gets out of the house cause he's going to take a girl on a horseback date in the sunset. Nothing like going into total seclusion on a first date - serial killer???

 

I have to go check Frankie's age and am relieved that he is 31, instead of the 21 that he pretends to be. Devin tells his game plan is to compete hard in challenges then just chill the rest of the time. Joey says she thinks they were cast specifically because of last year's cast since this is a more rounded cast. Everyone goes outside except for Caleb & Frankie who are discussing Amber Caleb's showmance with Amber??? I thought they were talking strategy. Dang. But Caleb says that he's waiting for someone in the house to just go up to her & tell her that everyone in the house knows that she & Caleb like each other. Frankie runs upstairs to shower so Caleb goes outside.

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Dinner-time drive by find Zach and Frankie in the bathroom. Zach is telling some story that ends with "I'm not a girl". Then he asks Frankie, "Would you like me better if I was a girl". Frankie pulls him in for a bare chest to bare chest hug and says, "No. I'd like you less if..."

 

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Frankie, now in a green t-shirt runs downstairs.

 

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Now we're outside with Hayden, Nicole, Amber and Caleb playing pool. Is Derrick still in the house? I swear I haven't seen the man on camera since Thursday night.

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jerrye25   

Some random stuff from the hammock between Brittany and Joey. Joey just sits back and gives the occasional Yes and No while Brittany tells her stories.

 

She is now dating an actor who is 37 that she met on instagram. She doesn't want to say what he's been in since we would know it and she doesn't want to talk about it for fear her ex is listening. He also looks like Cody who they say is adorable and respectable and other -able words.

 

I looked up 37 year old actors. I'm guessing it's either Orlando Bloom or that guy who played the older brother on iCarly.

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Alexander Skarsgård maybe? In the kitchen Caleb was talking about his Amber obsession with Devin and Devin was telling him to take it slow and maybe stay in LA for a week or so after the show ends and take her out to dinner, you know, like, date instead of stalk? Caleb makes sounds about how Amber and he both agree that a showmance would be stupid and that they don't want to do anything publicly, etc. Seriously, does she even know that he is after her?

 

Then Caleb goes away and Devin, Nicole, Christina and Hayden are doing kitchen things and discussing food and using foregin accents. Devin can not do a foreign accent. Not a one. He says something that ends up sounding like he's going to put peanut butter on his balls. But he means bowl. Take a moment and visualize if you like. I'll come back later.

 

(Edited because Caleb is not Devin.)

Edited by MockTurtle

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