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One night Nicole had to pee
so she straddled Hayden's knee
She let loose a stream

and he started to scream

Edited by tinkerjack

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Tsylyst   

One night Nicole had to pee
so she straddled Hayden's knee
She let loose a stream

and he started to scream

which only made her continue to wee.

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ff174   

This year production's lame twist

Included spreading Dan's mist.

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Tsylyst   

This year production's lame twist

Included spreading Dan's mist.

It was laced into slop,

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This year production's lame twist
Included spreading Dan's mist.
It was laced into slop,

unbeknownst to Derrick the cop

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Fujiko   

This year production's lame twist
Included spreading Dan's mist.
It was laced into slop,

unbeknownst to Derrick the cop

then Devin hit him with his fist.

Edited by Fujiko

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Tsylyst   

A shadow once scared Nicole

Ghosts were stealing her soul

Frankie was there

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ff174   

A shadow once scared Nicole
Ghosts were stealing her soul
Frankie was there
coloring his hair

Her pee turned his hair gold

 

Janey dropped in on the guests

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tpavlas   

One night Nicole had to pee

So she straddled Hayden's knee

She let loose a scream

Hayden let out a scream, only to realize it was a wet dream

 

The Havenot Hammies were in need of food

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Tsylyst   

Going with ff's, since that other limerick was finished upthread.

 

Janey dropped in on the guests

and brought a bunch of pests

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ff174   

(Damn! I was hoping for the second line to end with "breasts.")

 

Janey dropped in on the guests

and brought a bunch of pests

One pest was named Howie

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