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Tsylyst   

As Caleb stared creepily at amber,
on HT there was much clamor.

He started to drool

And grabbed a sharp tool

and pearl-clutchers dropped the hammer.

 

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Someone needs to take care of these ants

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ff174   

Someone needs to take care of these ants

They've turned up in all the girls' pants

Edited by ff174

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Someone needs to take care of these ants

They've turned up in all the girls' pants

Biting their butts,

driving them nuts

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Tsylyst   

Someone needs to take care of these ants

They've turned up in all the girls' pants

Biting their butts,

driving them nuts.

They might as well have the last name Hantz.

 

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Has anyone seen Victoria's real hair?

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ff174   

Has anyone seen Victoria's real hair?
I hear she doesn't shave down there

cobwebs galore,

Not one man has scored

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9lives   

Has anyone seen Victoria's real hair?

I hear she doesn't shave down there

cobwebs galore,

Not one man has scored

as she waits for a (half) millionaire

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ff174   

Julie looks nice in a red dress

in contrast to the house mess

I hear she's knocked up

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Topaz88   

Julie looks nice in a red dress

in contrast to the house mess

I hear she's knocked up

preggers with Moonves' pup

When will we give this old joke a rest?

 

 

Donnie looks good with no beard

Edited by Topaz88

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