Limericks - One Line at a Time

[Tsylyst]

As Caleb stared creepily at amber,
on HT there was much clamor.

He started to drool

And grabbed a sharp tool

and pearl-clutchers dropped the hammer.

 

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Someone needs to take care of these ants

[ff174]

Someone needs to take care of these ants

They've turned up in all the girls' pants

Edited July 30, 2014 by ff174

[tinkerjack]

Someone needs to take care of these ants
They've turned up in all the girls' pants

Biting their butts,

[elizabethann]

Someone needs to take care of these ants

They've turned up in all the girls' pants

Biting their butts,

driving them nuts

[Tsylyst]

Someone needs to take care of these ants

They've turned up in all the girls' pants

Biting their butts,

driving them nuts.

They might as well have the last name Hantz.

 

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Has anyone seen Victoria's real hair?

[guppy]

Has anyone seen Victoria's real hair?

I hear she doesn't shave down there

[tinkerjack]

Has anyone seen Victoria's real hair?
I hear she doesn't shave down there

cobwebs galore,

[ff174]

Has anyone seen Victoria's real hair?
I hear she doesn't shave down there

cobwebs galore,

Not one man has scored

[9lives]

Has anyone seen Victoria's real hair?

I hear she doesn't shave down there

cobwebs galore,

Not one man has scored

as she waits for a (half) millionaire

[Tsylyst]

Julie looks nice in a red dress

[9lives]

Julie looks nice in a red dress

in contrast to the house mess

[ff174]

Julie looks nice in a red dress

in contrast to the house mess

I hear she's knocked up

[elizabethann]

Julie looks nice in a red dress

in contrast to the house mess

I hear she's knocked up

preggers with Moonves' pup

[Topaz88]

Julie looks nice in a red dress

in contrast to the house mess

I hear she's knocked up

preggers with Moonves' pup

When will we give this old joke a rest?

 

 

Donnie looks good with no beard

Edited August 1, 2014 by Topaz88

[Shannon]

Donnie looks good with no beard

but BB won't let that be cleared