CripesAlmighty Posted August 1, 2014 This guy has been such a train wreck that FUG is likely wetting her pants at the prospect of bringing him and Amber back for an all-star season. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gforce Posted August 1, 2014 Ex-Factor 2 - Electric Freakaloo! Anyway, there's no rule that says you can't be a creepy, obnoxious freak AND a dedicated famewhore. Some would argue they go hand in hand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ahab1013 Posted August 1, 2014 (edited) He has no chance of a relationship ever. There's hundreds of women lining up to have relationships with incarcerated felons, and this guy, presumably, has more going for him that they do. There's no accounting for stupid. Edited August 1, 2014 by ahab1013 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shannon Posted August 1, 2014 I would be shocked if Caleb is aware of his actions, but I've been wrong before, especially about Hammies. I think he's one of the famewhore types who really thinks he can sing, or dance, or love, or become famous for something other than being cast in the part of the obnoxious fool. Those videos of him singing show someone who's not in the least aware that while they can carry a tune they are not going to rock The Voice judges or become famous. He just doesn't get it, he's a famewhore alright but he thinks he's got talent. He seems to have one mindset, Caleb and what does Caleb want right now. If he was acting while house-stalking Amber, then my hat's off to him because that was some damn good acting. The banana pickle was over-the-top Susan Lucci acting. But I think he's really that stupid and unaware. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sophy Posted August 1, 2014 Again, what Shannon said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
artamnesia Posted August 1, 2014 In case anyone missed his Banana Speech to Amber: Caleb: Look at this banana Amber: Get me a glove. Caleb: It's beat up. It's got a few bruises. Amber: Yeah, it's the worst. Caleb: A little rough around the edges but on the inside this banana is pure. It's white. It may have a different texture than you're used to. But you have to see a banana like a human. OK? It's beat up. It looks disgusting on the outside but you'll never know what it looks like until you get to the inside. To get to the inside you have to give the banana a chance. You have to open the banana. You have to peel it to see what's on the inside and we all are different. Donny has a different texture than me. I have a different texture than Derrick, and at the end of the day you never know. This might be the best banana you've ever eaten. That's how you look at a banana. Amber: That was the worst banana speech I've ever heard in my entire life. Caleb: I thought it was pretty good. I mean, it's got some tattoos. Amber: It's an old man. Caleb: But if you open this banana up it's beautiful on the inside. Amber: Caleb... Caleb: There's no bruises on the inside. Amber: Stop talking. Caleb: There's nothing on it. It's white. It's a regular banana. I'm just saying, you have to look at them like humans sometimes. (he leaves) Amber: Uccccch! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magpie Posted August 1, 2014 Dammit, I'm gonna start liking him if he keeps being that crazy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hefgypsy Posted August 1, 2014 Crazy Caleb with a bald head? I just can't... And what's with the 'sexy' overall look? Really? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nixiechick Posted August 1, 2014 Every time I read the banana speech, I literally LOL when I get to the part where she says it's the worst banana speech she's ever heard. Um, how many could she possibly have heard in her life? But yeah, Caleb is insane. I guess we should be grateful he didn't play the tick he wanted to with a banana peel and pickles. Instead we got the speech that's a thing of beauty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ff174 Posted August 2, 2014 I just read that Caleb has a tattoo on the top of his thick skull. I would think that if you do have a tattoo on your head, you should probably be shaving your head, occasionally; or be naturally bald. Oh, that right. It's Caleb. My bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magpie Posted August 2, 2014 It's probably just the mark of the devil. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nixiechick Posted August 2, 2014 Please let it say Beastmode Cowboy. That would seal the douchebag deal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CripesAlmighty Posted August 2, 2014 Why does it not surprise me the AssMode Cowboy has a "discriminatory" tattoo on the top of his head? I am surprised that a person who spends so much time with various cloths, dresses, hoods, and hats wrapped around his bloated head cares so much about shaving his head. What a baby! I hope Victoria doesn't shut up while she is chained to him! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lurker Posted August 2, 2014 I hope it's not a swastika tattoo, she'll use the chains to throttle him! Oh wait... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thunderstruck Posted August 2, 2014 Lurker, you beat me to it. What a scene that would be. Vic would leapfrog everyone to be my favorite hammie. He is keeping with the Teenage Beast Girl Mode in whining about his hair. Never heard a guy whine so much. He just mentioned he's a shoe-in for the All Star BB. Wow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
