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They are going to bed at 1 but they doubt they will be able to sleep tonight. GM thinks she will toss and turn all night. They argue over the paint and the brushes. sounds like a bunch of stupid kids.

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ff174   

The hamsters have been given little ceramic animals to paint. No, really. Ceramic fucking animals. Of course, with nothing to do, the hamsters are all excited. VGM rips open the box like she is looking for Nick's package. Speaking of Nick, VGM plans on giving the dinosaur to Nick, because he likes dinosaurs. Is she sure that he didn't say "wino whores?" Anyway, She can give it to him as a present just before they go off to the Monster Truck Rally. And, once again ...

 

No, really. I posted an article where he claims that he has already purchased the tickets. It's in Philadelphia on the 14th of next month. Apparently, VGM has never been, which surprises me greatly, seeing that Truck Rallies are so trailer park trash. It is probably the safest place for Nick to take her as I am sure the "fuck" word gets tossed around quite a bit at these grease fires known as Monster Truck Rallies, and no one would even notice VGM and her potty mouth. Also, it's a Monster Truck Rally in Philadelphia, and they once booed Santa Claus at a Philadelphia Eagles game. She'd fit right in.

 

I mean, he couldn't take her to a nice restaurant. They'd get kicked out before they fucking got to eat the fucking appetizers.

 

Spencer asks what type of shows Freddie likes, who I think is VGM stepfather. She replies Storage Wars, and Pawn Stars. Except, when VGM says it, it comes out like "Porn Stars," and I did not even flinch, because that would be the kind of show that everyone in the VGM double-wide would crowd around and watch ... with cigarettes and cheap, store brand beer.

 

Sorry. I know that I am vamping, but there are only so many ways that you can describe grown ups (well, two grown ups and Andy) painting fucking ceramic animals.

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angelmi   

Marilyn's boss is a BB fan so she won't have any problem getting off work to come, if there is a Marilyn, she ahs watched this jerk for 90 days and RAN!

 

They continue to paint their little animals, and Spencer continues to breath like a dragon.

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angelmi   

Spencer has the white wig head in front of the camera and it is following the head around. They think they would never see this day come. last night in BB. Tomorrow all over. 23 hours we know who has the money and never see them again.

 

Spencer just went to pee with the mic on. Thanks.

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ff174   

VGM painted her "wino whore" blue, with a few streaks of yellow. It looks as dumb as it sounds. But then, she decided to paint brown spots on it, so now it looks ridiculous. It looks like it got in the way of Spencer's ass, and I will just leave it at that.

 

May I also point out that it is kind of disconcerting watching a big oaf of a man painting little fucking ceramic animals. I mean, this is a guy who has illicit relations with bottles, and there he is, daintily dabbing a fucking ceramic dog.

 

VGM moves along to painting the next animal. Maybe she can give it to Nick before they go to a WCW match.

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angelmi   

Andy decided to get drunk tonight and can't find the bottle opener, so Spencer bangs it on the side of the counter and I was hoping it would break and slice his wrist but no such luck, Spencer says he is drinking all his tomorrow to be drunk during the show. I bet BB will allow that. He calls the zing bot an idiot.

 

I am out have fun FF.

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4 jacks

1 queen

4 kings...this is bullshit. No, it really is. I don't even like playing bullshit with people I love, so why the hell am I watching the loathsome three play?

 

Oh good, they're done. Spencer lovingly caresses his beer bottle as he reads the label. Then he blows in the bottle, I guess warming it up for later when he...well you know.

 

Then VGM and Andy start to discuss butter. Why did I not turn this shit on earlier?

 

Andy: "If any of the first 5 evicted house guests returned, who would have the shortest stay?" They agree on Jeremy.

 

Spencer: "What if Candice wins America's Player?" Andy says he doesn't see that happening. Spencer then gets the other two to agree for the winner to give the other two a gift up to $5000.

 

He mentions McCrae and VGM said his "I don't knows" really bothered her. Andy says McCrae just had an air about him that he deserved to win. I didn't see that but rat boy runs on a different frequency from me. And that's comforting to my sense of self. Andy believes Helen had the worst Final 2 syndrome. Spencer goes to the bathroom and Andy and VGM reconfirm they are taking each other. Both say they will not be able to sleep tonight.

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VGM and Andy on the fainting couch in the bathroom. VGM is running through her speech to the jury and it makes no sense whatsoever, thanks to interjecting 'like' for every other word. I hope she uses that very speech.

 

It does seem like they plan to take each other to final two. I understand Andy taking her but I do not understand VGM not taking Spencer. She must believe the jury will vote on emotions.

 

Andy: At this point tomorrow, our lives will be different. Even if I get second, that money will be huge.

VGM says this was the best looking cast. Every person was good looking, she says 'except Spencer' and then cackles. I beg to differ, this cast is the ugliest ever and VGM is at the top. She belches as I typed that, so she is in agreement with me.

 

She tells Andy that Spencer came up asking her who she would take. Basically (or literally), Spencer used the same line on both of them...that he can't win against either.

 

VGM hopes Nick doesn't want to date someone smarter than her. If by 'smarter' you mean 'more male', then your fears are justified. But, you gave it a good go to be the manliest woman, so don't count yourself out, VGM. There's a very good chance you'll be a dude here in a month or so.

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Andy turns on the bitch mode and says if anyone gets personal with their jury questions, he'll tell them to sit down. Yes, do that rat boy. He keeps looking at himself in the bathroom mirror and I wonder what he sees. Does he see an elfin rat? He belches as I type that so he must agree.

 

Spencer comes in and VGM again tells them to feel free to use her men's deodorant. Spencer says "It's interesting how many male products you use." Nope, not surprising at all.

 

Spencer and Andy go into the kitchen and Spencer says he wants to tell rat boy something once After Dark is over tonight. He says he doesn't want an audience, forgetting there's always an audience. The two discuss how Amanda thought she was funny with the "That's what she said" comments and other shit early in the game. Andy says this is why he deserves to win because he's been 'so over' the lame jokes from the likes of Amanda but held it in. Being passive aggressive and talking shit behind other people's backs does not mean you're holding it in. It just means you're a weak ass putz.

 

Andy goes on and on about how awesomely awesome his game was. Spencer gets a word or two in there but Andy is holding his one man show. Spencer asks Andy if he has any other thoughts about final 2. He says he fully expects Andy to win the final round and take him. Andy mumbles out a 'yeah'. He doesn't seem to be as definite with Spencer as with VGM.

 

Andy: "Oh my gaawwd, if I lose that final round I'm going to be soooo pissed off!" Yes, and that is what I hope for, a combination of anger and a full-on cryfest. All while the show is in progress. What I'd really like to see is rat boy run out the door crying, right past Julie, off the set, all the while screaming "I want my mommy!"

Edited by thunderstruck

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VGM about Nick: "If he's seeing someone, I'm going to flip my shit. I'm going to be really upset. Like, I don't know what to expect." (What's that saying? Expect the worst, hope for the best? Yeah, well go ahead and just expect the worst VGM.)

 

Spencer: "I would bet, as faithful as you've been, he's been faithful to you." Well, except with Brendon. (I accidentally typed Brendong and almost left it that way).

 

Marilyn is so sweet. You're going to love her GinaMarie. I'm a total piece of shit cause I've cheated on girls before. I'm not settling for Marilyn, I mean I'm lucky to have her. (I wonder if Marilyn feels like she's lucky to have piggy? Cursed would be the better descriptor.)

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With a few minutes left of After Dark, they talk straight to the camera. Andy says he did well in competitions because he's an alcoholic and drank 10 beers before every comp. He pauses and says "Wait, I can't say that, I'm a teacher." No need to worry about that anymore, ratty.

 

They tell the Brenchal army they are idiots and pathetic. Spencer says if Elissa wins America's Player, he wants the Brenchal followers to drink the koolaid like Jim Jones followers and die.

 

More boring talk as Spencer finishes painting the ceramic dog. I just noticed Spencer is wearing the same blue striped tank top he's worn for the last four days. Yummy.

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I havn't been on the feeds much for a couple weeks since these pig sty piece of shit hammie fuckers make me literally sick and bore me to death. I just tuned in to find Spencer and Andy talking dick sizes. Their dick size, and other men's dick sizes and potential dick sizes that GinaPigMarie has had. So basically we have 2 pricks in the kitchen talking dicks and GinaPIgMarie drowning herself in the shower and cleaning that disgusting mop of fake hair.

Andy says he's only been with 3 guys. That's fucking. He's had "plenty" of B.J.'s and H.J.'s. though. I think Andy is drunk. It looks like he is drinking beer. Now I think they are talking about wanking off as soon as they leave BB. Andy says "I am super drunk". GinaFuckedUpMarie is now out of the shower.

 

Andy just told Big Brother to go "fuck himself."

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Andy and Spencer in the kitchen chatting about blow jobs and anal sex. Andy has had sex with only three men but has given a lot of bj's. I'm shocked that he's always a bottom. Okay, no I'm not.

 

Spencer wishes he had a big dong so he could scare chicks with it. Instead, he gets the George Costanza "shrinkage" giggles from women. And that's in response to his actual peen size, which can be seen with a magnifying glass when hard.

 

Spencer: GinaMarie is such a good woman, the way she cooks and cleans for us. (This guy really is insufferable.)

 

Spencer hopes for Andy that he gets to make out with Nick at the after party. Andy says he would go to town on that one. Like pull him into a bathroom or something.

 

I'm going to put my bet in early that Andy will be taken to the hospital as a result of VGM beating the shit out of him at the after party.

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ff174   

My life is complete. I tune in to find Andy talking about the relative size of dicks he has had up his poop chute. Why? Why me, I ask. I do not get paid 0 bucks to listen to Andy talking about who and what he has had up his bunghole. Spencer adds to this scintillating conversation by wondering how big Shaquille O'Neal's dick is. He stacks up three cans of beer and opines that they represent Shaq's cock.

 

They talk about VGM, and how terrific she is. They like the fact that she cooked for them. So, that's it? Really? Any moron can cook Chicken Parm or make kaysuhdeeyas, so why does that make her a good person? Because, I got to tell you, Eva Braun probably whipped up a mean knockwurst, but she was still the wife of the most despicable mass murderer of all time. I give no points either to Fraus VGM and Braun for their cooking prowess.

 

Andy tells us that he is drunk. He is REALLY drunk. Good. Maybe he can get lucky with Spencer tonight.

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