Live Feeds Week 12: Final Three

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It's all come down to this. Whatever it is.

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Feeds are back on and it's a skating competition. They are hanging onto a handlebar above and going in a circle. They have to step over or between a set of cones in three areas. Spencer is hilarious in this as it's obvious he has never skated before. VGM and Andy look like they're taking a walk in the park and having no problem at all.

 

Spencer just dropped out.

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We could be here for a while. It seems that both VGM and Andy are quite comfortable roller skating. Me? I wouldn't have made it one lap. I suspect that they will introduce some kind of wind or rain or some other made up outside influence. Because now? They look like they could go all night.

 

Trivia.

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VGM says "Yo, DJ whatcha gonna do for me?" and the DJ shoots smoke out from three areas and now it is raining. I thought it was too easy for these two. VGM looks to have more control at this point.

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Andy is being whipped around the circle like crazy. He just hurt his knee and cried out in pain. Now there are suds shooting out onto the track. I give rat boy 20 seconds....nope, he's down.

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Ah, there it is. From the side, there are blasts of smoke ... think fire extiguishers. Now it is raining, and Andy is in trouble. He is twirling around, trying to get his legs under him. It's been about five laps, and he is all over the place.

 

He pulls a VGM and bangs his knee. And, here come the suds.

 

Fish. When we come back, he is still struggling.

 

He is down.

 

VGM wins the first part of the HOH.

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VGM is the winner of the first HOH.

 

Is that the shortest endurance comp ever?

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I'm now deaf. VGM shrieks at the glitter being dropped from the BB sky. She drops and does a glitter angel and continues to shriek but I can't hear it anymore because I'm deaf. I can just see her mouth open and assume she's shrieking.

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Right after the competition, they circle-jerked a bunch of "I love you's" to each other. Revolting. This is going to be one, big love fest. I say they should do what they did when they sent Rachel back into the game. Instead, send Amanda back in. She has nothing to lose.

 

BB releases a bunch of glitter, and VGM is making a "glitter angel." (Instead of a snow angel)

 

VGM was also in trouble and says she could not have gone much longer. After the smoke and rain hit, they lost their balance, and were hanging on for dear life.

 

I got to say that BB really sucks when it comes to endurance contests, lately. The idea is to have real contests ... not one that lasts 15 minutes. I remember contests that would go on for hours. That was interesting. This one just blew chunks. Such an elaborate set up for very little payoff.

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The three are in the bedroom chatting about their exploits this season. Spencer is keeping a piece of glitter on his cheek to take home. Or he's going for a Cindy Crawford look. VGM believes this was the hardest season. I beg to differ using the endurance competition we just witnessed as an example.

 

They talk about McCrae never cooking the entire season. Andy goes to find his gummy bears and they're gone. They believe McCrae took them to jury. Andy starts to eat a power bar, so now I have to compete with his smacking.

 

Spencer says it's been 25 years since he last skated and I'm shocked by this revelation. From his performance, I thought he never skated. Andy is in the kitchen nervousing over the loss, saying "Fuck, fuck, fuck".

 

VGM brings up the idea to have breakfast for dinner. Andy doesn't like having breakfast for dinner. Let me add that to my list of reasons why I hate rat boy. Andy says it was a shitty day having McCrae there. Hippie boy brought the mood down, you know, with him being evicted from the game he loved and wasted. Spencer says McCrae didn't cultivate relationships in the house like they did, because he was stuck on the underside of his host.

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Oh this is rich. VGM brings up how much McCrae puked while in the house, because he was nervous about competitions. She says he would leave remnants on the toilet. She also mentions Judd. She says "I mean, I don't have a great stomach either, but..."

 

Does it really matter what she says after that? Why she would bring up this topic when she is the queen of ralphing is beyond me. But I don't follow her logic most of the time.

 

She wants to know if McCrae wanted Elissa to go home Week 1. Spencer says no, that he didn't want her to go. They say he played the game hard week 1 and then went missing in action after that. Yes he did, but I don't know if he would have done more than go with the house on his own. Maybe he'll go with his gut from here on in life.

 

Andy gets called to DR and I wait to see if VGM and Spencer discuss their agreement for final 2.

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Spencer says "I just gotta win this next comp and we got it." That's a tall order up against Andy. They hug and VGM says "Oh my god". Looks like they are solid on taking each other to final two.

 

Spencer: "The Exterminators kicked fucking ass. Do you know how long we've been trying to get something together to get Amanda out? Since week 4." VGM says, "no it was before week 4." Spencer says it was about 64 days ago and that he told Amanda in his goodbye message he had been trying a long time to get her out and finally got people behind him to do it.

 

He points at the memory wall and shows VGM the votes that Andy would have if in the final two. VGM says Nick has to be proud of her. Now they go into the "I love yous" again. Ugh.

 

What is up with them projecting their own issues onto others? Spencer brings up how much of a slob McCrae was. From the living, breathing (although labored) heaping shit-pile of a man.

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It's been too long since I've heard about Elissa, so Spencer breaks the lag and says he's so glad Elissa is fucking gone because she was miserable. He believes she hated men and says she may have lived through some violent sexual crime and that may be why. But he says he's never met anyone like that in his life.

 

VGM "Do you think this next one will be a puzzle?" He says he thinks so. VGM asks if he for sure will take her if he wins the final HOH and he says "Yes, I love the kid, but if he gets there he wins it."

 

Spencer: "We got out that fucking bitch, Amanda, woohoohoo." They discuss how she messed up McCrae's game. Then piggy says that his blowup doll gave him the green light to flirt with girls while in the house. He appreciates her saying that because he tried really, really, really hard to get any woman between Conway, Arkansas and the BB house to even look at him. No, he says he appreciated her saying that but he would never do anything to threaten their Hallmark relationship.

 

Spencer: "I've gone up against lot tougher people than Amanda Zuckerman. I don't give a fuck about her and never will. I'm mad at her for fucking up McCrae's game and I like him. And...she said he had a big fucking dick. I'd be fucking stabbing women with that mutherfucker if I had a huge dick."

 

Yes, we know. That's why I'm glad you have a weewee the size of a pencil eraser.

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How on earth do you get that much smacking from chicken and eggs? Between breathing and eating, Spencer never shuts his fucking mouth.

 

VGM gets called to the DR, so let's see what the two ginger boys have to say. Spencer tells Andy that he can beat VGM in the questions in round 3. Round 3 is a crapshoot, Spencer. VGM could easily win.

 

Andy "If I get third, I'm going to die." That's what I'm hoping for. Really, really. And no, I don't like VGM nor Spencer. But I want to see tears. Lots and lots of tears from rat boy. Like so many that he can't even answer questions and sits in a clump of sobbing mess next to the other jurors.

 

Spencer says McCrae's biggest mistake was not getting rid of Amanda three weeks ago. He says McCrae was too codependent on Amanda in the game. Spencer apologizes about his performance in this comp. I think you did just fine, piggy. I just wish you would have held on longer so I could see you thrown over the wall.

 

Andy says this comp was VGM's to win. Both men try to convince the other of how shitty a player each was, the "I suck so take me to final two" strategy.

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Andy says he's really intrigued as to how he was portrayed this season. He says he didn't really talk game until the latter part of the season, so America may not think his head was in the game early on.

 

Spencer: I think you were portrayed in a very good light.

 

Andy: I'm afraid I'm being portrayed like Dan.

 

Uh...no. I can think of other players you remind me of. Dan is not one of them.

 

Back to discussing McCrae and Spencer repeats that he really enjoyed getting to know him post-Amanda. Much more of this and I might think piggy has a man crush.

 

Andy: The asshole usually doesn't win and I'm afraid of the three of us I'm the asshole. (He's nervous and the 'take me everyone hates me' is a bit too obvious.)

 

In DR, Andy said that Spencer looked like a monster stomping on the cones like a small Japanese village. That's funny. He really did stomp like he was trying to walk in the skates.