uaintjak Posted August 12, 2013 Spencer gets a boner every time the news chopper reports a traffic bottleneck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsylyst Posted August 12, 2013 When he came up with this idea, it was like lightning in a bottle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spartini Posted August 12, 2013 Spencer scoffs at the thought of using a bottle opener, his came built in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsylyst Posted August 12, 2013 Spencer doesn't understand the point of wine in a box... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uaintjak Posted August 12, 2013 Spencer's favorite music video quote: "Give me a bottle of anything, and a glazed donut...TO GO!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spartini Posted August 12, 2013 If Spencer ever has a child he'll insist that it be breast fed. But there will be an alarming amount of bottles on their gift registry for the shower. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsylyst Posted August 12, 2013 Are you sure his favorite song isn't "I'm a genie in a bottle...you gotta rub me the right way...." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spartini Posted August 12, 2013 Or "Poppin' Bottles" by Drake? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darkriverracing Posted August 12, 2013 (edited) "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" is a Spencer orgy Edited August 12, 2013 by Ichimoe Jack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ff174 Posted August 12, 2013 His ass could double as a bottle-capper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
melonfish Posted August 12, 2013 Spencer says he doesn't doesn't drink but he still manages to hit the bottle hard! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ff174 Posted August 12, 2013 If there are no bottles in the house, he can always use a bottle brush. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
makani Posted August 12, 2013 (edited) Keepin' the fizz with the .....(I just can't)Launching a bottle rocket his asta be shasta Edited August 13, 2013 by MrsGryn Merged double post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CripesAlmighty Posted August 12, 2013 Spencer has six pack ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tootiredto Posted August 12, 2013 His girlfriend Marilyn http://img1.etsystatic.com/016/1/7537825/il_570xN.430700015_n85p.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites