Spencer - "I need to get some chocolate milk."

[spartini]

I'll never be able to hear the phrase "Bottoms up" without laughing.

[Tsylyst]

When he goes to the club, he makes sure he gets bottle service.

[spartini]

Best. Thread. Ever.

 

Favorite game: spin the bottle.

[Tsylyst]

When he was at his first middle school party, he combined spin the bottle and seven minutes in heaven.

[spartini]

Brings an entirely new definition to the term "bottlenecking."

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[Tsylyst]

He bleached his asshole so he could be a real bottle blonde.

[spartini]

His favorite song is Time in a Bottle. My sincere apologies to Jim Groce.

[uaintjak]

Spencer: His bottle's too bootielicious for ya baby.

[Tsylyst]

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "bust a cap in your ass."

[uaintjak]

First attested in English in the 14th century, the word bottle derives from old French boteille, which comes from vulgar Latin butticula, itself from late Latin buttis meaning "cask".

 

Spencer: Likes big butticulas and he cannot lie...

[spartini]

He certainly enjoys keeping things bottled up.

[Tsylyst]

When he goes on road trips, he likes to sing "99 Bottles of Beer."

 

Except they aren't on a wall.

[spartini]

Thinks bottle stoppers are for pussies.

[uaintjak]

A message in a bottle, or, as Spencer calls them, farts.

[spartini]

Favorite movie: Bottle Shock

 

(Great flick by the way)