Tsylyst Posted January 26, 2012 Name: Art Velez Age: 43 Hometown: Temecula, Calif. Current occupation: Border Patrol Agent J.J. Carrell Age: 42 Hometown: Carlsbad, Calif. Current occupation: Border Patrol Agent Connection to Teammate: Border Patrol Agents/Friends Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spartini Posted February 27, 2012 If J.J. runs this entire race screaming "COME ON ART" repeatedly then they need to go quickly. Which sucks because I personally enjoy that they're already having problems with team bitchface mcdouchepants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrsGryn Posted February 27, 2012 At the very least they must outlast Brenchel, if only because they keep saying how much they hate them. This only makes me love them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
copssister Posted March 1, 2012 Wow - they proved wrong the "never choose to work with animals" TAR guideline. Somehow their ass(es) eked out a recovery after they set themselves so far behind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhilG Posted March 1, 2012 If J.J. runs this entire race screaming "COME ON ART" repeatedly then they need to go quickly. Which sucks because I personally enjoy that they're already having problems with team bitchface mcdouchepants. Am I the only who heard "Come on Sharla!!" every time JJ yelled at Art? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spartini Posted March 12, 2012 I'm slow I'll admit it, but I just realized that there is a VAST difference between "Come on, Art" and "Come on Art". *giggles uncontrollably* I'm soooo 13 years old at heart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ff174 Posted March 12, 2012 (edited) These guys annoyed the hell out of me, what with their constant, self-fellating, and proclamations as to how awesome they are. Then, they gave half of their winnings to Team Kentucky. That was all kinds of awesome. Edited March 12, 2012 by ff174 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shannon Posted March 12, 2012 Yeah, that really touched me, I don't usually tear up while watching TAR. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bhnole Posted March 12, 2012 Feeling the same way....still don't like them personally but giving away half the winnings to help another teams sick kid was one of the classiest acts ever on TAR. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
copssister Posted March 12, 2012 Count me among those who teared up when they gave away 50% of their winnings. I can forgive a lot of self-centered rants in the wake of such a generous gift. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ff174 Posted March 28, 2012 Hey Art and JJ ... No, you didn't really finish in first because of the Fast Forward. And the next time you think so, I hope that Rachel and Dave choose that particular moment to drive by with their new cars, and honk their horns. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nixiechick Posted March 28, 2012 Didn't they use a fast forward themselves? The helicopter thing, right? Bet they don't doubt their win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerrye25 Posted April 9, 2012 Just checking in to say I still love them and I'm hoping they come in second to Mark and Bopper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsylyst Posted April 9, 2012 It makes them "feel good" and "gets the blood pumping" to be asshole bullies? These people need to get hit by a bus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ff174 Posted April 9, 2012 The whole outing of the Feds was so fucking childish on their part. They claimed that they were only wanted to "stir the pot,' yet they came off looking quite foolish. So, you figured out their lie. How did that help your game? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites